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endlessmonotony posted:TeslaCoin confirmed. Get a premined TeslaCoin for every day your Model 3 sits in the factory mining it. https://twitter.com/valleyhack/status/1027637938568421377
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Lawman 0 posted:I would be in favor of this if we could ever get the transmission efficiency up Phobophilia posted:mohammed bin salman is incredibly stupid and i would not put it beyond him to try and secure a a bunch of rotting teslas
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Agronox posted:lol when your pet biographer starts dunking on you Being the biographer in the retinue of an oligarch must be so maddening and tedious
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pigz posted:Tesla board to meet with banks next week. Likely to ask Musk to recuse himself. Depends on how thoroughly the loans were sliced up and syndicated throughout the banking system...
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twoday posted:Being the biographer in the retinue of an oligarch must be so maddening and tedious It sounds like the easiest job in the world op
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I just read this post from the linked Tesla delivery thread and it almost made me angry on this pussy bitch's behalfquote:Just had my delivery "rescheduled" for the SECOND time this afternoon.... I would have demanded my deposit back but screamed the dealer for half an hour first
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i am regretfully something of a “business nerd” and have been for a long time and tesla is the craziest fuckin’ large cap company i have ever seen the dot com days had some ridiculous valuations but everybody at least pretended to be professional. tesla is a three ring circus with your host, hairplug billionaire (featuring Grimes!)
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Agronox posted:i am regretfully something of a “business nerd” and have been for a long time in this economy with these idiot STEM grads it needs to make as much sense as bitcoin to attract investors why aren't we launching poo poo into the ground with VC dollars RIGHT NOW is what I'm saying
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Ytlaya posted:I honestly think there's a non-trivial chance Musk flies off the handle and commits a violent crime at some point. He does not strike me as the most stable guy. whats even the point of being a billionaire if you cant murder homeless people with your bare hands and pay off everyone involved with making it happen
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Shear Modulus posted:whats even the point of being a billionaire if you cant murder homeless people with your bare hands and pay off everyone involved with making it happen While on bath salts. Do not neglect the bath salts.
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Elon: funding secured lol SEC: funding secured??? in this economy? with these idiot STEM grads? located entirely within silicon valley????? Elon: yes! SEC: ...may we see it? Elon: no
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:While on bath salts. Do not neglect the bath salts. Do they have molten bath salt reactors yet?
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Wrist Watch posted:Elon: funding secured lol Located entirely within the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia!?
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GWBBQ posted:One of my friends is getting his Model 3 tomorrow and I am looking forward to hearing about it falling apart, but I hope he doesn't die. He's probably not getting it tomorrow lol
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GWBBQ posted:One of my friends is getting his Model 3 tomorrow and I am looking forward to hearing about it falling apart, but I hope he doesn't die. Lol he spent $50,000++ for a broken, trial version of what will probably be a perfectly acceptable $35,000 EV if if he had waited another 8 months or so.
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Fiend posted:Do they have molten bath salt reactors yet? No, despite John McAfee's best efforts. Or perhaps because of them.
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i say swears online posted:He's probably not getting it tomorrow lol edit: with the quality of CT roads, it seems inevitable that one of them will snap the cast aluminum wishbone suspension pieces after hitting a pothole big enough that it should be classified as a geological feature rather than infrastructure. GWBBQ has issued a correction as of 01:50 on Aug 10, 2018 |
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Wrist Watch posted:Elon: funding secured lol
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Wrist Watch posted:Elon: funding secured lol
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so if youre ever looking at $TSLA on twitter dont click on #musk that is apparently used for some other stuff
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Wulfolme posted:so The shocking thing about this is that people actually use hashtags.
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Dadbod Apocalypse posted:so...I heard that analyst call. musk could barely speak. how the gently caress did he get to be a ceo and convince vc firms to throw their money at him? he sure as hell didn’t talk his way into it. he was already rich
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Shear Modulus posted:he was already rich Best way to make a small fortune is being born with a large one.
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Shear Modulus posted:he was already rich duh. of course. I feel dumb for having asked.
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