Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed. |
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Anidav | 14 | 0.14% | |
Dr Spaceman | 2 | 0.02% | |
JBP | 12 | 0.12% | |
bell jar | 1 | 0.01% | |
GoldStandardConure | 7 | 0.07% | |
Joseph Stalin | 10016 | 99.64% | |
Total: | 10052 votes |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:http://www.penthouse.com.au/articles/opinion/avoid-the-perils-of-cuffing-season I'm reminded of this tweet https://twitter.com/AbbyHoward/status/1027247508689494017 And grateful I didn't use my real name on the internet. Hindsight is going to kick her rear end.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:03 |
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G-Spot Run posted:I'm reminded of this tweet https://twitter.com/bromanconsul/status/981783677804822528
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:14 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:http://www.penthouse.com.au/articles/opinion/avoid-the-perils-of-cuffing-season quote:It’s summer. You’re a young(ish), virile, stallion of a man, oozing confidence and charisma. The days are hot, the nights are long and the weekends full of sun, sand and seemingly endless barbecues. But most importantly, the girls are – in a word – loose. For some reason, the word ‘relationship’ has slipped from the vocabulary of every eligible maiden, replaced by ‘Tinder’, ‘One-night stand’, and ‘Don’t call me’. For the fast-paced, bros-before-hoes kind of man, it’s the perfect season to indulge your thirst for fun and love of debauchery.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:15 |
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MysticalMachineGun posted:At a guess, Bendigo would count more as country Victoria than a suburb of Melbourne, so they're carrying on the lie that African gangs are terrorising Melbourne for people who would have little to no reason to not believe it. Ding we have a winner! Yes, its attacking Allan on the wrong ground, no one gives a poo poo about the African gangs here, and so precious time, effort and money is being wasted. It's petty and vindictive and those are the Victorian Libs best qualities.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:15 |
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Daisy hasn't written anything this horny since that car ride with Bill Leak.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:19 |
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https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1027886692496109575
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:22 |
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https://twitter.com/TheCalebBond/status/1027882437156597760
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:26 |
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gross
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:35 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:36 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:43 |
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Go get 'em Caleb
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:43 |
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"the first thing I’m confronted with is a woman doing some kind of ballet routine naked with soapy water. Not quite how I remembered Swan Lake"
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:48 |
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I hope those models got paid.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:58 |
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The Peccadillo posted:"the first thing I’m confronted with is a woman doing some kind of ballet routine naked with soapy water. Not quite how I remembered Swan Lake"
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 13:59 |
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Thank you to this thread and similar online communities that are making Caleb Bond relevant.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:00 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:05 |
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I'm going to do some napkin math here. AGL has 3.6mil customer accounts. If they made 1bil in profits, that's $277.77 per customer. Nationalized utilities now!
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:05 |
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AGL can eat my loving rear end most of the money they make is on wholesale power. Wholesale privately owned power. loving kill me.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:07 |
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snoremac posted:Caleb is an 18-year old boy who wishes he was 57. [intterrupting a sex worker] exQUEEZE me
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:10 |
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Anidav goes WILD Volume One.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:11 |
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Anidav has had a lot more sex than Caleb Bond though.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:17 |
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You know I can happily go through my life without having any knowledge of both Anidav's or Caleb Bond's sex lives. Just saying.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:22 |
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Lid posted:IT WASNT A FEVER DREAM It's worse that's some dubstep remix jfc
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:30 |
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Melbourne MP Tim Watts says his office has received dozens of "tongue in cheek" requests for free portraits of Queen Elizabeth in the last 24 hours, but he is firing back with some "nationhood material" of his own. Mr Watts said the requests came flooding in after a report by Vice Media that highlighted the little-known "constituents' request program" which allows for voters to receive free "nationhood material" including flags, recordings of the national anthem and images of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh, just by asking their federal member. "I can say before the story was published, I had received zero requests for portraits of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth," he said. "The last 24 hours, I would say about four dozen. "I think 99 per cent were tongue firmly in cheek." In response, Mr Watts said he was perfectly entitled to use his freedom of speech to send extra materials back. "I've chosen to respond to these tongue in cheek requests with a bit of nationhood material of my own from Melbourne's west," he said. "Some portraits of [retired Western Bulldogs captain] Bob Murphy and [former prime minister] Julia Gillard, some Australian Republican Movement membership forms and an invite to our Wattle Day barbeque at Williamstown beach." Mr Watts is not the only MP to be inundated. Mayo MP Rebekha Sharkie wrote she had received 25 inquiries in 12 hours. He said MPs were not legally obligated to provide the material, the legislation just created the ability for them to source the nationhood material. The Labor MP said there was merit behind the program, with many schools and community groups acquiring flags and the constitution for various reasons, including educational purposes. "Usually people request flags when they're representing Australia overseas for sport or school or community groups," Mr Watts said. "Very frequently I give out Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags and I think that is a worthwhile thing to do for our community. "It's not all the farce of giving pictures of Liz [Queen Elizabeth II] and Phil the Greek [Prince Philip]."
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 15:47 |
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-11/people-inadvertently-paying-for-neighbours-faster-nbn/10104778 Time to start FTTP NBN co-operatives within your street.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:17 |
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Kyle Sandilands Jr?
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:31 |
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You Am I posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-11/people-inadvertently-paying-for-neighbours-faster-nbn/10104778 loving absurd that she’s had to pay out of her own pocket for infrastructure that she already paid for out of her taxes, which previously delivered her a sub-standard product. She’s hopefully right though in that it’s a value-add to her property.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:32 |
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JBP posted:Thank you to this thread and similar online communities that are making Caleb Bond relevant. He sure is relevant. Mothafucka's going to be the next PM.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:46 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Daisy hasn't written anything this horny since that car ride with Bill Leak. How could a book written in the late fifties by a rabid Christian patriarch be relevant to the treatment of indigenous Australians in the 21st Century? A good question with a sad answer. The Aborigines of Australia, J.W. Bleakley, Jacaranda Press Brisbane 1961. page 244-245 posted:The conclusion of the war and need for rehabilitation measures created many problems for the Native Affairs Branch. Plans were made for :- The same story was repeated over and over again - Would have worked except, Progress was astonishing until unaccountably all support was withdrawn, The entire settlement, that had existed in harmony for 50 years was uprooted and relocated because of a local view that the land was too good for the occupation of natives. That (Appropriate allowances for the mental fucktations of a rabid Christian patriarch) policies well established SEVENTY years ago are significantly in advance of the approaches currently being taken is beyond shameful. Next time you see someone wringing their hands about the plight of our poor indigenous folk point out the answers are not only known but well understood. The questions only remains, Why the gently caress aren't we doing them? Speaking of: Lol! Maybe those farmers wouldn't be so hosed up if they could actually access the internet. Cartoon fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 11, 2018 |
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https://twitter.com/theamwu/status/1028083937992556549
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 02:47 |
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Smash Bros Ultimate really is going all out
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 03:04 |
Uh what. Wtf.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 04:33 |
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The Berejiklian government is facing a High Court fight ahead of the March 2019 election after the peak body for the state's trade unions confirmed it would challenge new electoral funding laws that threaten union members with jail time for engaging in joint election campaigns. On Friday, a coalition of six unions led by Unions NSW filed a High Court challenge to the laws, which dramatically curtail the amount of money third-party campaigners such as trade unions can spend in the six months before an election, including on television and radio campaigns. Previously, third parties could spend up to $1.28 million but the laws impose a new cap of $500,000. The unions will argue the laws, touted by Premier Gladys Berejiklian as a means of preventing undue influence and corruption in the political process, infringe the implied freedom of political communication in the Commonwealth Constitution. Professor Anne Twomey, a constitutional law expert at the University of Sydney, said the new laws "significantly reduce the capacity of third-party campaigners to be heard" during an election campaign and it may be "difficult" for the NSW government to justify the changes. The laws, passed in May, also prevent third-party campaigners banding together or "act[ing] in concert" during an election campaign to pool their resources and exceed the expenditure cap. A jail term of up to 10 years applies if a person participates in such a scheme in order to circumvent the cap. A maximum two-year jail term applies to other contraventions of the laws.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 05:16 |
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https://twitter.com/itsbouquet/status/1028179056343171073?s=21
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 09:46 |
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The panel in the top right is a fantastic "this is the future the liberals want" image.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 09:51 |
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honky cartoonist afraid of spicy food
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 10:00 |
I looked into seeing if I could make a complaint about their cartoon. I mean, I know it does nothing and I probably have no grounds to complain beyond not wanting to see racist attitudes promoted in WA, but I look into it. The West isn't a part of the press council, so you can't direct complaints to them. Of course they're loving not. Bastards.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 10:48 |
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I know I shouldn't try to apply logic to these things but Australian racists really need to decide if their deranged vision of the future is rule under sharia law or the PRC, the two don't get along that well.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 11:03 |
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No souv at the food stand. Bad future.
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