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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

opie posted:

Serious post, the dried tangerines at Costco are loving delicious so you should try tangerines.

drat, that sounds good. Will do, thanks OP. :whatup:

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm thirsty

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You could dehydrate this
Or you could dehydrate that
Or you could hydrate US
*Deeoo deeo*
Now listen to the sound of my faaan
It's my 'hydrator, next to the van.

Dr Cox MD
Sep 11, 2001

Listen Up, Newbies.
Make your own raisins! They will blow your mind.

Blanch seedless raisins before dropping them in an ice bath. Dehydrate.

Seems silly, but so worth it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

doesnt dehydrating meat smell REALLY bad?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm parched. need to wet my whistle

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

numberoneposter posted:

doesnt dehydrating meat smell REALLY bad?

Yeah but you can recapture the meat water to grow vegetables that are packed with protein.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm parched. need to wet my whistle
try a beer. better order two, you might like the first one.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

Yeah but you can recapture the meat water to grow vegetables that are packed with protein.
buff beefy broccoli

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
Beefsteak tomatoes? More like beefcake tomatoes.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
dehydrate ice to get dry ice

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

I’ll take 10 lbs of fatty jerky.

Edit: make it 25. I can’t get enough

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dehydrate a bunch of pancakes to make your own pancake mix.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

stuxracer posted:

I’ll take 10 lbs of fatty jerky.

Edit: make it 25. I can’t get enough

Best thing about fatty jerky is that it's gets eaten so fast the fat can't go rancid.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Fatty jerky" sounds like baby talk for how I spend my weekends

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Big Beef City posted:

"Fatty jerky" sounds like baby talk for how I spend my weekends

What's his name?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

"Fatty jerky" sounds like baby talk for how I spend my weekends

:grin:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I just realized that I have a food dehydrator that I've used for nothing but drying the hops I grow and that I could use it for so many other things. You are truly a philosopher monarch and benevolent dictator KING OF BEES

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You can use those paper-y furnace filter things bungie corded to a box fan laid on its side too. Google 'Alton Brown Dehydrator', or use your oven with the door cracked open to the first detente for a really long time but that can be wasteful. I've used it to make "sun dried" tomatoes in olive oil and herbs tho and that was real good.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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Make biltong.

http://floridahillbilly.com/quick-dehydrator-biltong/

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Your jerky marinade is solid.

Ever used Dale's steak seasoning? 1 cup Dale's, 2 cups of water, 3+ tbps of hot sauce and let it think about what it's done for one hour. Don't do overnight or it's way to salty.

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
Pics or you're soaking wet

Do ice cream next

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Going to do your recipe tomorrow but sub out the chipotle powder for this. What cut of meat should I get? Im honestly way too excited about this

.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Ok I can't do pics right now because the jerky and fruit is all eaten. I am dehydrating some veggies overnight. Carrots cabbage and green onions

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Ok I can't do pics right now because the jerky and fruit is all eaten. I am dehydrating some veggies overnight. Carrots cabbage and green onions

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Yes! Double post

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

oh god. oh god i'm dying. dying from thirst

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have such a perishing thirst. its really a scorcher out there. i think ill get a nice cold refreshing glass of beer after work.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

done dehydrated dat pussy made it so wet it got dried out

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Thirsty mfs itt imo

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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King of Bees posted:

Thirsty mfs itt imo

Dr Cox MD
Sep 11, 2001

Listen Up, Newbies.

Ay, wot? Are you making beer with the hops? Tell us more!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

King of Bees posted:

Thirsty mfs itt imo

have you ever tried dehydrating a human brain? you might be surprised at what comes out!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

"Fatty jerky" sounds like baby talk for how I spend my weekends

What they say at the Asian massage parlor right after you leave.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Rad-daddio posted:

What they say at the Asian massage parlor right after you leave.

Fuckin lol

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm high in booze and low in doing poo poo, I've actually been hospitalized for dehydration before.


oh. thats not what this thread is about?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Dr Cox MD posted:

Ay, wot? Are you making beer with the hops? Tell us more!
Yup i have 120 hop bines (bines are like vines but have no anchors as they grow) I home brew like once a month and even that many plants doesn’t get me through the year i still have to buy them by late winter. After it was monsooning for a week in Baltimore they literally grew a foot in a day.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

god i'm so thirsty. all i have is these saltine crackers

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Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer
I had some overripe watermelon that i coated in lime juice and dehydrated, reminded me of a fruit roll up type snack.

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