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Gridlocked: MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

super sweet best pal posted:

Ask for all syrup in the squishee.

# ? Aug 10, 2018 07:05

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:59

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is apu inclined towards duff? or dead pigeons?

>inquire about the roaming slurpees

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# ? Aug 10, 2018 12:01

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Put a bucket over his head and steal everything while he comments on the bucket.

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# ? Aug 10, 2018 16:49

Brute Squad: Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

> Search Kwik-E-Mart for loot

# ? Aug 10, 2018 16:54

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

are we sure barney meant milhouse? maybe he meant the dud

# ? Aug 10, 2018 17:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Apu says: An all syrup Squishy will cost you a 20 dollar bill.

We only have 70 buxx, no 20 dollar bills.

Let's buy 2 green squishys for now, a beef jerky and a small coffee.

We have 51 buxx left.

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Pretend i posted little pictures of marge and apu talking or maybe ill ammend this later

Marge: *homer face with question mark*

Apu: *homer face, NO sign, sad face

Marge: *picture roaming squishy monster in text*

Apu: I told that bespectacled man to stay away from the squishy machine but he insisted on messing with it regardless. He said something about "high densities of the sweeeet sweet saccharides (mwa-hey) being the perfect substrate to test the enlifener that I've been working on (nn-hai)".

Next thing that I know the store is overrun with these squishy monstrosities. I would have the place fumigated but I don't want to close the shop. Besides, Manjula was able to coerce most of the things to the store, I don't know how she does it.

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Bart will show off his stolen loot soon.

I should've made Apu be like VISHNU VISHNU SHIVA BRAHMMA GANESH GANESH AAAAH PARVATI HAHAHA KALIKA

(hinduism is the coolest religion imo)

# ? Aug 10, 2018 17:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

professor frink

:argh:

my vote is either find millhouse, talk to manjula about how she handles the squishy monsters or try to find frink's lab

# ? Aug 10, 2018 17:24

damn horror queefs: say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

We should make an offering to the Ganesha shrine for bonuses! +1 to worldly wisdom. Or is that the secret to Manjula's monster training skill? Truly this is a world of magic and mystery

# ? Aug 10, 2018 17:49

hevnz 2 murgatroyd: by Smythe

Go to Springfield Elementary and find Milhouse

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# ? Aug 10, 2018 18:03

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Have marge take bart back in t and pay for the things he stole. Rewarding theft is not a good way to raise a child.

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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:41

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

Go to Springfield Elementary and find Milhouse

# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:22

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Things to consider:

-Frink's lab is not accessible atm

-It's Saturday so school is out, Milhouse is likely at his house, bart knows the way.

-Manjula is at her home, she most likely has her hands busy due to her babbies but maybe she would appreciate a Marge visit?

-Should we stop by the Simpson stead?

It seems like the consensus is to go find Milhouse

Sorry for being slow, I had most of the week off work so I was able to poo poo drawings out all day.

# ? Aug 10, 2018 23:44

ChaseSP

Go to Milhouse.

# ? Aug 10, 2018 23:48

Brute Squad: Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

ChaseSP posted:

Go to Milhouse.

# ? Aug 10, 2018 23:52

Elfface: Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Nah, go to Thrillho instead.

# ? Aug 10, 2018 23:55

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

try milpool

# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:02

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ChaseSP posted:

Go to Milhouse.

Elfface posted:

Nah, go to Thrillho instead.

canyoneer posted:

try milpool

although stopping by the simpson home might help us find lisa?

# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:23

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

lisa is definitely a party member possibility, because she has the vegetarian trait and the jerky has a MEAT PRODUCT trait

# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:29

Elfface: Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Joke's on you - the party member is actually Paul McCartney.

# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:30

take the moon: by sebmojo

Elfface posted:

Nah, go to Thrillho instead.

go to milhouses' thrillhouse

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# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:40

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

We are going to Milhouse house!!!

Milhouse lives about 3 blocks away.

ROLLING (need: >6) we got 17.

So we get away without an encou- BART DID YOU STEAL THAT... Entire OLD HAM?

Hmmmmmrrrrrr...... I want you to march back in there and pay for that ham. And you look Apu in the eyes and apologize

Barm: holy cow man ay carumba

Apu: I heard that young man, by saying holy cow you are making a mockery of my culture and religion. Stop being such a piece of poo poo. That will be 12 dollars for the ham. Now get out.

Bart: ...And come again?

Apu: out.

Maggie: *suck suck* >8( (youre a fuckup and a goddamn idiot, bart)

(39 buxx remaining)

ANYWAY we rolled a 17 and so arrive at Milhousehouse.

Stay tuned

# ? Aug 11, 2018 01:02

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Is there time to stop at the fireworks factory on the way to the MilHouse?

# ? Aug 11, 2018 02:05

pablo gbscobar: oh shit i got the snype

>check to see if Milhouse is sleeping in his tent out back

# ? Aug 11, 2018 02:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Fireworks factory is quite a bit away! I�ll take a note, though.

Marge and Our Heroes arrive at Millhout van Housens House

Marge rings the doorbell *rolls a d20, an 18... wow she rings the doorbell just... so well!*

Luann: Oh. Hello... Bart, if you�re here to see Milhouse, I�m afraid he doesn�t want company right now.

# ? Aug 11, 2018 02:41

Scaly Haylie

where are your glasses luann

# ? Aug 11, 2018 03:26

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

>recruit Luann into the party. if she is on our team she cant stop us from seeing Milhouse , right?

# ? Aug 11, 2018 06:31

Detective No. 27

You know what?

>Fight Luann Van Houten

# ? Aug 11, 2018 06:40

Scaly Haylie

Detective No. 27 posted:

You know what?

>Fight Luann Van Houten

# ? Aug 11, 2018 07:21

Dungeon Ecology

Detective No. 27 posted:

You know what?

>Fight Luann Van Houten

*pokemon fight music starts*

# ? Aug 11, 2018 07:24

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this swirly is way overdue!

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# ? Aug 11, 2018 07:55

Hyrax Attack!: We demand to be taken seriously

Detective No. 27 posted:

You know what?

>Fight Luann Van Houten

Careful! She has Jacuzzi suit armor! And her boyfriend Pyro is immune to Bart�s chair strike.

# ? Aug 11, 2018 15:58

Gridlocked: MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Careful! She has Jacuzzi suit armor! And her boyfriend Pyro is immune to Bart�s chair strike.

I'm sorry do you mean Gryo?

# ? Aug 11, 2018 16:06

Hyrax Attack!: We demand to be taken seriously

Gridlocked posted:

I'm sorry do you mean Gryo?

I double checked Frinkiac, her boyfriend who gets hit by the chair is Pyro. She cheats on him with Gyro.

# ? Aug 11, 2018 18:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

maggie is a badass...

:stare:

# ? Aug 11, 2018 18:55

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Looks like we�re going to clobber our way through Luann when I�m back home.

Very unmargely but her homey is in potential peril

# ? Aug 11, 2018 21:06

take the moon: by sebmojo

if we go the chaotic route will marge eventually look like this

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# ? Aug 11, 2018 22:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Thats something to consider for Chaos Marge for sure.

Anyway the simpsons people contacted me and want me to make this a real game and they said they'll divest all the funds the voice actors made for simpsons seasons 30 to 46 straight to me! Im rich!!! gently caress you fucks!!!!

Marge: Actually, Luann, we were wondering if you... or Milhouse have seen Homer around.

Luann: Well Marge, for your information Milhouse has been in his room all week. I would know because he's grounded.

Now leave. Please.

Marge: But someone we know said they saw Milhouse with Homer not too long ago.

Luann: I just told you he's been grounded the whole time. He wasn't with Homer or anyone else last night.

Bart: Hey maybe we could just talk to him for a cowabunga second dude.

Luann: You just. Don't. Get. It.

https://youtu.be/DVcyZ_TtLhI

# ? Aug 12, 2018 00:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Turn order established. Awaiting commands.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 01:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

She�s dangerous be careful!!!

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The spectacles are her weak point! Baort's slingshot was made for this.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 01:27

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