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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

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Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Aug 13, 2018

# ? Aug 6, 2018 00:26

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# ? May 2, 2024 01:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

>inventory?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

All in due time, luvedone.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:29

Manifisto

I am very excited for this

# ? Aug 6, 2018 03:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Alright. It seems Homer is missing. What should they do?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:00

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

ritualistically murder and then consume lisa simpson but you know if a funny ironic way cause this is byob

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

HUSKY DILF posted:

ritualistically murder and then consume lisa simpson but you know if a funny ironic way cause this is byob

Lets save the chaotic route for new game plus maybe

Or maybe tomorrow i'll draw lisa geeting killes and eaten. Being without homer to lay down the laws maybe lets marge act upon her primal electra complex fearing urges

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:04

Manifisto

call moe's tavern, or heck just show up there

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Excellent, tomorrow we will call moe confirmed.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:06

Robot Made of Meat

Do we still have the Chanel suit? It may come in handy.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:07

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

send the kids to bed early. steal a beer or two from Homer from the fridge. take a long hot bath. enjoy not having homer around and think long and hard if you want him back at all

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

call moe's tavern, or heck just show up there

# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Oh, Moe hasn't seen Homer around. Well, time to see if we have that Chanel suit still

# ? Aug 6, 2018 16:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

>DON'T MARRY MOE

>keep moe in mind though if homer ends up being dead

# ? Aug 6, 2018 17:20

Manifisto

no moe, I did not marry a bouquet of roses. I married homer. you remember homer, right? regular here? partial to duff?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 18:48

artoke

>against Bart's wishes: have a cow, man

# ? Aug 6, 2018 20:11

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What if Homer Simpson smoked weedCan hoemer do it too? can homer do it too?

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# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:03

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>look for marijuana in hoemrs room

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# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:05

take the moon: by sebmojo

Nosfereefer posted:

What if Homer Simpson smoked weedCan hoemer do it too? can homer do it too?

according to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg

bart vapes

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# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:14

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# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

YESSSSSSSSSSSS we have THE SUIT

# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:29

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

MY NIPPLES ArE SO TURGID ALL TWO and 1/2

# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:32

Twenty Four

wanna drink a duff

# ? Aug 7, 2018 00:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

can we check the power plant for homer? or maybe ask one of the kids?

that suit seems like our ace in the hole power move

# ? Aug 7, 2018 00:04

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

that suit seems like our ace in the hole power move

when it comes down to it, what's the classiest place in springfield?

# ? Aug 7, 2018 02:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Manifisto posted:

when it comes down to it, what's the classiest place in springfield?

The country club where Marge had to wear that suit!

# ? Aug 7, 2018 02:16

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

The country club where Marge had to wear that suit!

although it does not seen highly likely that homer will be there, a visit to the country club might kill several birds with one stone. they might know something, and/or we might meet a suitable homer replacement

# ? Aug 7, 2018 02:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

although it does not seen highly likely that homer will be there, a visit to the country club might kill several birds with one stone. they might know something, and/or we might meet a suitable homer replacement

yes

# ? Aug 7, 2018 02:51

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Manifisto posted:

although it does not seen highly likely that homer will be there, a visit to the country club might kill several birds with one stone. they might know something, and/or we might meet a suitable homer replacement

good thinking

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# ? Aug 7, 2018 09:24

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>go back to moe's
>use suit with table
>use suit with window

continue using the suit on stuff, maybe it will unlock some clue

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# ? Aug 7, 2018 09:26

wearing a lampshade

Let's grind and level up.

> defrost weinies in sink in case Homer comes back while we're out
> Go to the bowling alley and turn down frenchmen

# ? Aug 7, 2018 12:38

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Well you guys make a good point, we'll probably need to head outside in order to find Homer. But first.

In case homey comes homesy

Now then

Wait

Where is the car??

Oh,Bart you are so sweet.

Bart cannot skate all the way to the Country Club. He can bring is to Springfield Elementary, Moe's Tavern, The Kwik-e Mart, The Comic Book Store or to the Park

# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:38

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

To the Tavern!
I'm pretty sure that is where Homer hangs out.

# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:43

Dungeon Ecology

>use crowbar on ceiling pancake

# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

By popular demand posted:

To the Tavern!
I'm pretty sure that is where Homer hangs out.

# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:39

vanisher

By popular demand posted:

To the Tavern!
I'm pretty sure that is where Homer hangs out.

# ? Aug 7, 2018 22:00

Manifisto

nthing tavern please

# ? Aug 7, 2018 22:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

kind of want to go to the comic book store to enjoy some clean wholesome fun tbh

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# ? Aug 7, 2018 22:20

Scaly Haylie

have bart take us to the flanders residence.

# ? Aug 7, 2018 22:43

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# ? May 2, 2024 01:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Well, it's immediately evident that Homer is not here. Might as well do the second thing we came here to do: Apply the Chanel suit to everything

Oh wow, thank you, Midge

# ? Aug 7, 2018 23:20

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