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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The more things change the more they stay the same.
I can face every day knowing at least it won't be as bad as tomorrow

we're invading mars for its oil tomorrow

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

gently caress yes I love Deep Rock Galactic

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I liked Twitter better when the first response to any funny tweet wasn't the person that made the joke being like yo now that I'm famous y'all should peep my linkedin. And shout out to ray ray my homie up in IT. Y'all should throw some money his way cause dude got real bad sunburn last weekend

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


everyones a sell out now it sucks

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1028408046316408833

timeline checking out still

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Berke Negri posted:

everyones a sell out now it sucks

Not me. I've gotten big money offers and guarantees of forums superstardom from other places trying to capitalize on my poo poo and I've turned them all down. The vb brand is 100% authentic.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


you are right, no one would ever buy you out

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


if you enjoyed this burn of vb by me please make sure to like, comment, and subscribe!

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

HorrificExistence posted:

if it's any consilation from what i eeked out from my cyber commando roommate is that SA is a too old format for any non-human monitoring

SA has a dedicated agent tho, im sure
one day i hope to meet them

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

Berke Negri posted:

everyones a sell out now it sucks
everyone's desperate for money

reading tumblr causes me anguish nowadays because every third post is a link to a gofundme and a list of legitimate and relatable woes that has plunged some marginalised american into poverty. i have about $5 a month to give to charity and i sit there scrolling and thinking, do i fund life-saving surgery for this autistic kid's assistance dog, or do i help out this homeless trans girl who's just broken out of her family's apocalyptic death cult, or do i throw in a few coins to get a wheelchair for this paraplegic who hasn't been able to leave the house in two years? and then i end up so scrambled by it all that i contribute to nobody, and instead spend the $5 on chocolate honeycomb irl

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


was the chocolate honeycomb good

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

this broken hill posted:

or do i help out this homeless trans girl who's just broken out of her family's apocalyptic death cult...and then i end up so scrambled by it all that i contribute to nobody, and instead spend the $5 on chocolate honeycomb irl

Not a big fan of Prester Jane, eh?

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

Volkerball posted:

How come we don't hold the anarchists accountable for starting world war 1

is this the new d'souza piece?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1028329544065925122

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

So that’s what’s happened with the Trump thread.:thunk:

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Majorian posted:

So that’s what’s happened with the Trump thread.:thunk:

No, it's called "Trump smoothens brains".

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


this horsefucker profile in nymag was an unexpected surprise this evening, that is for sure

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

Horseshoe theory posted:

Not a big fan of Prester Jane, eh?
actually that wasn't a deliberate reference to pj, it's a more common situation than you'd think

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

Berke Negri posted:

was the chocolate honeycomb good
yes

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


good

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


https://twitter.com/Dr_Snekindekin/status/1027791623638470656

hell yeah

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i've fled the gentrifying confines of the last low income stronghold in west la for the broken and hellish landscape of simi valley. at least the mexican place next to my new apartment is pretty legit, but i'm despairing at finding a decent bowl of ramen

Volkerball posted:

(Reuters) - A United Nations human rights panel said on Friday that it had received many credible reports that 1 million ethnic Uighurs in China are held in what resembles a "massive internment camp that is shrouded in secrecy."

Gay McDougall, a member of the U.N. Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination, cited estimates that 2 million Uighurs and Muslim minorities were forced into "political camps for indoctrination" in the western Xinjiang autonomous region.

this seems bad. i heard that one of the foremost chinese scholars on uighur culture got picked up in the latest sweeps and no one has any idea where she is months later

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

how do you deal with the wax? the one time i've eaten honeycomb i ended up feeling like i was wearing wax teeth

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

kaiketsu zubat is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWQhzIuj8Vs

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

how do you deal with the wax? the one time i've eaten honeycomb i ended up feeling like i was wearing wax teeth
it's fake honeycomb, basically just sugar

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao




always a shame when vb is correct

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
don't hate the player, hate the game

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Today I escape l.a.

Call me snake.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Today I escape l.a.

Call me snake.

where are you going?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I had an amazing date last night, minus the unpleasant surprise that she is a cops daughter. There's no way this doesn't end with me going to prison lol.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i'm ready for volkerball to become the scion of a family of corrupt small town sheriffs

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Volkerball posted:

I had an amazing date last night, minus the unpleasant surprise that she is a cops daughter. There's no way this doesn't end with me going to prison lol.

what for would you go to prison, i thought your coworkers tried to smuggle gun metal from the factory

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

where are you going?


DC then whereever

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

the one place in the us that has worse gridlock and more anemic public transportation than la


if we end up seeing demonic goats in republican campaign ads then we'll know who's responsible

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Volkerball posted:

I had an amazing date last night, minus the unpleasant surprise that she is a cops daughter. There's no way this doesn't end with me going to prison lol.

stop dating high schoolers

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


keith ellison looks pretty hosed

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


hey look at this

https://twitter.com/adamesat/status/1028134614924066816

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i've fled the gentrifying confines of the last low income stronghold in west la for the broken and hellish landscape of simi valley. at least the mexican place next to my new apartment is pretty legit, but i'm despairing at finding a decent bowl of ramen


this seems bad. i heard that one of the foremost chinese scholars on uighur culture got picked up in the latest sweeps and no one has any idea where she is months later

watch the water, cause if you got that santa susana runoff you might be better off not using tap water

also ya rahile duwat has been missing for a little under a year now

poo poo’s very bad

like, i know somebody who’s turned up missing and basically we’ve all resigned ourselves to the probable reality that he’s in the camps

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Berke Negri posted:

keith ellison looks pretty hosed
yeah, never trust men

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

the best ones are where something goes wrong with the costume and then dozens of suit clad security guards swarm the "ailing" pikachu to put it out of its misery

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