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naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Aug 12, 2018 05:32

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# ? May 26, 2024 06:59

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

naem posted:

Linda

# ? Aug 12, 2018 05:53

Shy and Shameless: Jul 15, 2015; Raised by birbs

Former DILF posted:

this doesn't actually work, you have to live with what you've done for the rest of your life

Oh, you're not wrong; I was only referring to the weebing it up in that post specifically coming to an end.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 07:33

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

naem posted:

wtf is this, and where can I find more?

# ? Aug 12, 2018 07:41

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

naem posted:

This is my 2018 mood right here

# ? Aug 12, 2018 08:23

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

classic Egg Boy tho

# ? Aug 12, 2018 09:41

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Say Nothing posted:

Variety pack.

what is this bullshit right here

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/i059MdC.jpg

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Aug 12, 2018

# ? Aug 12, 2018 10:17

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

naem posted:

Goddamn eggboy lol. :negative:

# ? Aug 12, 2018 10:20

discarded box: Oct 15, 2008

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

When imodium was first made, it was thought to be a high risk for abuse because it is an opiate and it was not until it became clear that it doesnt also get you high that it became widely available

i know this is from 7 pages ago but i just want to clarify that it absolutely can get you high. im dumb as heck and have done every drug out there and at one point i heard immodium could get you high, i started in small doses and worked my way up to a 140-200 pill a day habit. ive used heroin/fentanyl/random research chemical opioids just for reference

it gets you high just like any other opiate, it pins your pupils, makes you itchy, numbs your emotions, all the good stuff. only a lot more lovely.

its not as euphoric but it restored my interest in life and hobbies for a while and then just as with heroin or any other drug eventually i had to take it to feel normal. the withdrawals are just as bad as heroin and its the kind of stuff you cant pin on placebo. when i stopped taking it my pupils looked like i had just dosed lsd (they were completely dilated) and i had extreme hot/cold hills, sweating like mad, extreme anxiety and irritability, insomnia, racing heart, suicidal depression, the works

immodium gets you high when you take stupid amounts, but will eventually kill you due to something i only vaguely remember regarding calcium deficiency in the heart or something. would not recommend, but anyone who tells you it cant cross the blood brain barrier is wrong simply because that is only true when you take the recommended dose

i live in i think the opiate capital of the US and every single store in a 50 mile radius is always out of immodium because junkies steal it. stores have started only stocking the 12 pill packs or putting it behind the counter. people still steal it

hopefully this counts as a cursed post or something

discarded box fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Aug 12, 2018

# ? Aug 12, 2018 11:27

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sounds more like a cursed life.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 11:59

discarded box: Oct 15, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Sounds more like a cursed life.

haha. it truly is my friend, it truly is

# ? Aug 12, 2018 12:04

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

discarded box posted:

immodium

lot more lovely.

huh good to know. or well - kinda wish I didn't know, just in case. thanks for telling that story though. hope you are being sober and all that good stuf. being strung out is cursed.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:01

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

discarded box posted:

worked my way up to a 140-200 pill a day habit.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:11

turd in my singlet: Jul 5, 2008; DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*; Nap Ghost

Rad-daddio posted:

wtf is this, and where can I find more?

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:11

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

kcroy posted:

what is this bullshit right here

https://i.imgur.com/i059MdC.jpg

I think it may be a variation of this with two helpers:

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:12

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

discarded box posted:

i know this is from 7 pages ago but i just want to clarify that it absolutely can get you high. im dumb as heck and have done every drug out there and at one point i heard immodium could get you high, i started in small doses and worked my way up to a 140-200 pill a day habit. ive used heroin/fentanyl/random research chemical opioids just for reference

it gets you high just like any other opiate, it pins your pupils, makes you itchy, numbs your emotions, all the good stuff. only a lot more lovely.

its not as euphoric but it restored my interest in life and hobbies for a while and then just as with heroin or any other drug eventually i had to take it to feel normal. the withdrawals are just as bad as heroin and its the kind of stuff you cant pin on placebo. when i stopped taking it my pupils looked like i had just dosed lsd (they were completely dilated) and i had extreme hot/cold hills, sweating like mad, extreme anxiety and irritability, insomnia, racing heart, suicidal depression, the works

immodium gets you high when you take stupid amounts, but will eventually kill you due to something i only vaguely remember regarding calcium deficiency in the heart or something. would not recommend, but anyone who tells you it cant cross the blood brain barrier is wrong simply because that is only true when you take the recommended dose

i live in i think the opiate capital of the US and every single store in a 50 mile radius is always out of immodium because junkies steal it. stores have started only stocking the 12 pill packs or putting it behind the counter. people still steal it

hopefully this counts as a cursed post or something

lol

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:20

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

discarded box posted:

i know this is from 7 pages ago but i just want to clarify that it absolutely can get you high. im dumb as heck and have done every drug out there and at one point i heard immodium could get you high, i started in small doses and worked my way up to a 140-200 pill a day habit. ive used heroin/fentanyl/random research chemical opioids just for reference

it gets you high just like any other opiate, it pins your pupils, makes you itchy, numbs your emotions, all the good stuff. only a lot more lovely.

its not as euphoric but it restored my interest in life and hobbies for a while and then just as with heroin or any other drug eventually i had to take it to feel normal. the withdrawals are just as bad as heroin and its the kind of stuff you cant pin on placebo. when i stopped taking it my pupils looked like i had just dosed lsd (they were completely dilated) and i had extreme hot/cold hills, sweating like mad, extreme anxiety and irritability, insomnia, racing heart, suicidal depression, the works

immodium gets you high when you take stupid amounts, but will eventually kill you due to something i only vaguely remember regarding calcium deficiency in the heart or something. would not recommend, but anyone who tells you it cant cross the blood brain barrier is wrong simply because that is only true when you take the recommended dose

i live in i think the opiate capital of the US and every single store in a 50 mile radius is always out of immodium because junkies steal it. stores have started only stocking the 12 pill packs or putting it behind the counter. people still steal it

hopefully this counts as a cursed post or something

i gotta ask

how were the poops

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:48

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

discarded box posted:

i know this is from 7 pages ago

how the hell did you poo poo out the food that you ate

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:54

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I'm gonna ask a question and it's gonna curse myself for even asking it.

How were you administering the imodium?

# ? Aug 12, 2018 13:58

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Imodium is the opiate of the asses

# ? Aug 12, 2018 14:03

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bitmap posted:

how the hell did you poo poo out the food that you ate

Like any other opiate, the answer is probably "not very often, and painfully."

# ? Aug 12, 2018 14:05

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

discarded box posted:

i know this is from 7 pages ago but i just want to clarify that it absolutely can get you high. im dumb as heck and have done every drug out there and at one point i heard immodium could get you high, i started in small doses and worked my way up to a 140-200 pill a day habit. ive used heroin/fentanyl/random research chemical opioids just for reference

it gets you high just like any other opiate, it pins your pupils, makes you itchy, numbs your emotions, all the good stuff. only a lot more lovely.

its not as euphoric but it restored my interest in life and hobbies for a while and then just as with heroin or any other drug eventually i had to take it to feel normal. the withdrawals are just as bad as heroin and its the kind of stuff you cant pin on placebo. when i stopped taking it my pupils looked like i had just dosed lsd (they were completely dilated) and i had extreme hot/cold hills, sweating like mad, extreme anxiety and irritability, insomnia, racing heart, suicidal depression, the works

immodium gets you high when you take stupid amounts, but will eventually kill you due to something i only vaguely remember regarding calcium deficiency in the heart or something. would not recommend, but anyone who tells you it cant cross the blood brain barrier is wrong simply because that is only true when you take the recommended dose

i live in i think the opiate capital of the US and every single store in a 50 mile radius is always out of immodium because junkies steal it. stores have started only stocking the 12 pill packs or putting it behind the counter. people still steal it

hopefully this counts as a cursed post or something

I hope you're doing better now, like life-wise?

And yeah I think the curse in this post is imagining you trying to squeeze out a football sized rock hard turd after a week long immodium bender.

# ? Aug 12, 2018 14:06

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

https://twitter.com/VK_HM/status/1027868885494710272

# ? Aug 12, 2018 14:19

discarded box: Oct 15, 2008

bike tory posted:

I hope you're doing better now, like life-wise?

And yeah I think the curse in this post is imagining you trying to squeeze out a football sized rock hard turd after a week long immodium bender.

strangely enough the human body is incredible at adaptation and after a few weeks of extremely painful stomach cramps and gas my poops returned to normal

my life is better now I guess, still have crippling anxiety and hardcore depression but I've finally found a therapist I click with, after going through literally 9 or 10 over the years, and I'm making slow progressy

I have been drug free for 4 years so that's something I guess

Maybe I'm an exception but my body always adjusted very quickly to any opiate abuse and I never suffered poop trauma