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Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

This Omarosa side plot is annoying and I say everyone ignores her until she starts posting some tapes

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cosmik Slop posted:

Sean Spicer eats gum, Trump eats paper. Pica is quickly replacing hemophilia as the scourge of the ruling classes. What do you think Stephen Miller eats? I'll say either glue or dryer sheets.

Bet he's more like that superintendent who was making GBS threads on the school track. Miller be leaving dukes all over washington, walking around with a filthy rear end in a top hat. He's just awful.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Man I bet she flipped her poo poo at the all female run of Waiting for Godot back in the 90's huh?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

And I bet this was EXTREMELY triggering for her

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

👏James👏Bond👏isnt👏black👏

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Dr.Caligari posted:

This Omarosa side plot is annoying and I say everyone ignores her until she starts posting some tapes

no it’s hilarious cause president piss is directly responding to it like a baby.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Romes128 posted:

no it’s hilarious cause president piss is directly responding to it like a baby.

Everyone is going to forget about mueller tho :shrug:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


James Bond, looking every inch the white man, stared Caucasianly across the table at Blofeld. "Tally ho, you rotter," he remarked, the melanin draining from his voice.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1028715901305204736?s=20

Good question imho!

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Burt Sexual posted:

Everyone is going to forget about mueller tho :shrug:

Nah

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1029128259366256640

Isn't this exactly what he's been doing hmmm

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


It's almost like Trump makes his own reality. Incredible strength behind the power of his thought!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jesus scroll up for that whole live tweet he did of the speech. Too much to quote. Didn’t mention McCain, except to make fun of him, talking about the 2016 election, lol

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Thomas the Tank Engine. Very emotive locomotive. Can do best faces, leaders would be best to watch and learn how to express! Maybe get deals done faster if they would show what they think!"

e: It's going to come out that he actually tweeted something like that in like 2012 now or something just because I posted this and there's always one for every occasion.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 13, 2018

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I legit can't believe this gently caress is still president lol. I figured sanity would maybe prevail but lol now I just want to guillotine the lot of them

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

He doesn't own a selfie stick and is too proud to ask Melanie to help him lift his panniculus.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Because his phone doesn't have a zoom lens :smug:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



"We discovered that the old, white, Bond was a secret radical homosexual extremist. His constant pursuit of women was an attempt to hide it, but we've now discovered the truth. Subsequently, he was killed by (BAD GUY NAME). You'll need to take up the mantle to avenge him. Furthermore, to remind (BAD GUY NAME) that James' efforts to secure peace and democracy around the world will live forever, your new call sign will be BOND."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mods changed my name posted:

I legit can't believe this gently caress is still president lol. I figured sanity would maybe prevail but lol now I just want to guillotine the lot of them

Honestly I had thought Mueller would have done more by now to move against him.
Yes, I'm acutely aware of the scope and depths he's trying to plunge through, but I just sorta FELT he'd have moved by now. A good chunk of time I really feel like the drat thing really isn't going to amount to anything, others, I feel like there's no way it can't result in major repercussions.

I honestly don't know at this point, man. I really don't. And yeah I know "lol nothing matters" or whatever, but I'm not semi-ironic posting about it, I sincerely feel the investigation is grounded in stuff that could very much matter, but boy we could use some more fireworks.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Big Beef City posted:

Honestly I had thought Mueller would have done more by now to move against him.
Yes, I'm acutely aware of the scope and depths he's trying to plunge through, but I just sorta FELT he'd have moved by now. A good chunk of time I really feel like the drat thing really isn't going to amount to anything, others, I feel like there's no way it can't result in major repercussions.

I honestly don't know at this point, man. I really don't. And yeah I know "lol nothing matters" or whatever, but I'm not semi-ironic posting about it, I sincerely feel the investigation is grounded in stuff that could very much matter, but boy we could use some more fireworks.
I think he's going to uncover a lot of smoke, but not a fire. Not that there's nothing there, he just isn't going to find anything quite like a THING that takes down Trump himself. Probably a lot of those around him though.

He will find (or has already found) enough to impeach any president in a sane world, but this isn't a sane world.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/passantino/status/1029129063514820608

:lol:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


More like Seb DORKA

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Johnny Walker posted:

I think he's going to uncover a lot of smoke, but not a fire. Not that there's nothing there, he just isn't going to find anything quite like a THING that takes down Trump himself. Probably a lot of those around him though.

He will find (or has already found) enough to impeach any president in a sane world, but this isn't a sane world.

Well he hasn’t given a deposition yet, so that’s a lot of web o lies to keep straight under oath.

Anyways anyone with trump in their name spending time in jail is a win. I just hope don jr obstructed and ivanka did something. Did she get interviewed btw? Why the gently caress not?

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

ScrubLeague posted:

really it was the gas that made the car go, and the oil that made the gas, and isis who stole the oil, so we need another 50 years and 800 trillion dollars in the middle east killing civilians for sport

Wait, I got this:

"Since the fuel and the oil and the plastics and power for smelting the steel, since everything was powered by the remains of dinosaurs, then that means the crime was actually perpetuated by lizard people, who used their deep state connections, their liquefied ancestors, and their keen skills at framing innocent nazis as actual basic crime-doers to fool common folks into accidentally having wrong opinions about the one true aryan race."


Just respond with that one video of the lone nazi with his teeth bouncing on the concrete outside of his mouth because he got punched to gently caress out.


:thunk: Does this imply the ability to un-immigrate people and the like is ironic in the useful idiot sense, or is it someone with the brain power of several dozen worms what feed on a brain?

Vapor Moon posted:

1/16th Cherokee

Still doesn't answer the question :colbert:


"Clittering" :hmbol:

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Is the outrage over James Bond and Star Wars having non-white leading roles something the Russians are stirring up?

Because I can't possibly think most of the population would give a gently caress.

Like is it that weird to be white and root for a black dude?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

vaginite posted:

Is the outrage over James Bond and Star Wars having non-white leading roles something the Russians are stirring up?

Because I can't possibly think most of the population would give a gently caress.

Like is it that weird to be white and root for a black dude?

Shaken, not stirred.

And no, this is An American Thing. I’ve seen it before.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

vaginite posted:

Is the outrage over James Bond and Star Wars having non-white leading roles something the Russians are stirring up?

Because I can't possibly think most of the population would give a gently caress.

Like is it that weird to be white and root for a black dude?

hey lib, americans suck without russian help. America is an evil empire full of the worst scum on earth, the outrage is genuine, americans are racist trash

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


vaginite posted:

Is the outrage over James Bond and Star Wars having non-white leading roles something the Russians are stirring up?

Because I can't possibly think most of the population would give a gently caress.

Like is it that weird to be white and root for a black dude?

In my experience, every person who loves James Bond is white trash, so the outrage is probably real.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Still waiting for a retro 80's movie where one secret Russian agent mows down tons and tons of Americans

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

a new study bible! posted:

In my experience, every person who loves James Bond is white trash, so the outrage is probably real.

Last year, for some drat reason, I got it in my mind to read all the Bond novels. I got through Casino Royale without being locked in a permanent cringe and started Live and Let Die.

I got to the chapter called 'friend of the family Heaven' and now that plan has been abandoned.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mods changed my name posted:

I legit can't believe this gently caress is still president lol. I figured sanity would maybe prevail but lol now I just want to guillotine the lot of them

Neighbor who's kid went west to San Francisco had a Trump sign in his front yard. His kid was found dead in his sleep a few months after. I think he is doubling down on what drove his son away.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cthulu Carl posted:

Last year, for some drat reason, I got it in my mind to read all the Bond novels. I got through Casino Royale without being locked in a permanent cringe and started Live and Let Die.

I got to the chapter called 'friend of the family Heaven' and now that plan has been abandoned.

whoa what

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
"President" and "Retard" have become so synonymous in my mind I've caught myself calling a few retards I know president. lol

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOe7HdN7mPA

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Burt Sexual posted:

Jesus scroll up for that whole live tweet he did of the speech. Too much to quote. Didn’t mention McCain, except to make fun of him, talking about the 2016 election, lol

lol

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1029126992422154241?s=20

Ah that big, beautiful, indestructible clean coal

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Phi230 posted:

whoa what

I think it's the chapter Bond ventures into Harlem to track "Mr. Big" and the chapter title is surprisingly the least racist part of that section.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cthulu Carl posted:

I think it's the chapter Bond ventures into Harlem to track "Mr. Big" and the chapter title is surprisingly the least racist part of that section.

yup the next bond should 100% a black woman

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop



Very distinctly a vagina

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Big Beef City posted:

Honestly I had thought Mueller would have done more by now to move against him.
Yes, I'm acutely aware of the scope and depths he's trying to plunge through, but I just sorta FELT he'd have moved by now. A good chunk of time I really feel like the drat thing really isn't going to amount to anything, others, I feel like there's no way it can't result in major repercussions.

I honestly don't know at this point, man. I really don't. And yeah I know "lol nothing matters" or whatever, but I'm not semi-ironic posting about it, I sincerely feel the investigation is grounded in stuff that could very much matter, but boy we could use some more fireworks.

it is likely Robert Mueller won't make a significant move for at least some time because the scope of his investigation is that massive people seem to forget that nearly every other investigation into presidents took years. this investigation is moving at a fast pace and based upon all the indictments and trials I would say it is actually moving along very smoothly. I believe this will all end up coming back to Trump we just have to be willing to be patient because you don't get such a high conviction rate as the FBI without being incredibly thorough

plus the whole Republicans won't do poo poo angle while they hold the House and Senate but that may change after the midterms

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Terminal autist posted:

👏James👏Bond👏isnt👏black👏

Where did this annoying hand clap after every word bullshit originate from anyway?

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