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RoboRodent posted:I loving hate the clapping emoji. It's mostly used in a context of "I'm sharing my lovely opinion but I'm clapping so now you can't argue with me!!!" For a second I got really mad, like I just had to erase a half paragraph yelling at you because I'm an idiot and can't read / understand joke structure.
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Turtlicious posted:For a second I got really mad, like I just had to erase a half paragraph yelling at you because I'm👏 an👏 idiot 👏and👏 can't 👏read / understand 👏joke👏 structure👏.
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your friend a dog posted:nuns are usually pretty hardline christians in my experience. and christians and muslims do not get along at all from a religious stand point. one might object to someone harassing a muslim, but they'd never call one doing their prayers their 'brother' Outside of American WASPery there's an awful lot of cooperation between Christians and Muslims. Just off the top of my head, Muslims are explicitly invited to pray in Church of England churches if they wish (mirroring the long-standing Muslim tradition of allowing "Brothers of the Book" - Christians and Jews - to pray in mosques). The Salvation Army - the absolute epitome of Victorian "Muscular Christianity" - works very closely with East London Mosque, in the heart of the area where the SA were formed of course, in their homelessness and addiction outreach programmes. Vatican 2 specifically says that Muslim prayer is commendable and that Muslims can achieve salvation. That's leaving aside the massive amount of cross-pollination that happened in the lead-up to the Renaissance (which would have been impossible without Islamic scholarship) and continued particularly in Spain and north Africa throughout the period. Any time you think of Hell as having circles of interesting tortures with Satan in the middle of it, that's a Muslim concept. The idea that Islam is inherently hostile to Christianity and vice versa is a political convenience of modern times, recapitulating arguments started by European power plays of the Middle Ages overlaid on the need for new enemies after the end of the Cold War. They've coexisted and even cooperated for far longer than they've been at war.
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I think anyone who claps in between words should be executed, it is the 9th level of obnoxious
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SilkyP posted:I think anyone who claps in between words should be executed, it is the 9th level of obnoxious "The ninth circle of hell, Cocytus. Home of traitors, betrayers, and those who clap👏 between👏 every👏 word👏 of👏 a👏 sentence."
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The_White_Crane posted:"The ninth circle of hell, Cocytus. Home of traitors, betrayers, and those who clap👏 between👏 every👏 word👏 of👏 a👏 sentence." 👏👹
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goddamnedtwisto posted:That's leaving aside the massive amount of cross-pollination that happened in the lead-up to the Renaissance (which would have been impossible without Islamic scholarship) Eh, the biggest kick off was Byzantine scholars fleeing the Muslim conquest of Greece, bringing long-lost (to the West) classical texts with them. Islamic scholarship was in a downward swing after the Mongols loving annihilated Baghdad, one of the world's greatest centers of learning, in 1258, and they never had the Ancient Greek texts that Byzantium preserved. Not to dispute your overall message, though. In fact, one of the crusading knightly orders is still around, the Knights Hospitallier - and they're currently working to help the refugees in the Mediterranean and Syria.
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drygear posted:Pasting some text from Facebook: I actually came to this thread to post this! A super hard left-wing friend of mine posts stuff like this all the time. He's very intelligent, though he posts STDH and this was the one where I decided to poke him because I have to know why. I wrote: "Serious question. I know the world is a lovely place right now, but is it so bad that you have to resort to sharing STDH stories for some feel goods?" Someone just replied five minutes ago: "I’m guessing the acronym stands for stuff that didn’t happen. Once again, a story with a moral flies over someone’s head." What the hell is the moral?
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The moral is "makes u think", the default fallback for people who share complete bullshit The moral is that people don't care if something is true or not, they only care that it reinforces their beliefs.
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LifeLynx posted:What the hell is the moral? Good sandwiches are worth the wait.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The moral is that people don't care if something is true or not, they only care that it reinforces their beliefs. Yeah totally. The default answer most of the time when you point out that something didn’t happen is for the storyteller to respond with “well it could have happened”.
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Ugh, Virgie Tovar sucks so much. I saw a video where she claimed that asking for a smaller slice of cake, like at a birthday party, was an anti-fat microagression, and somehow also sexist, because (she says) it will always be a woman who is cutting that cake, and you're stealing her labor.
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B-b-but smaller slices is more cuts.
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Fat Gangster, coming to Fox this fall
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Zelder posted:Fat Gangster, coming to Fox this fall It's The League Of Fatties 
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Ugh, Virgie Tovar sucks so much. I saw a video where she claimed that asking for a smaller slice of cake, like at a birthday party, was an anti-fat microagression, and somehow also sexist, because (she says) it will always be a woman who is cutting that cake, and you're stealing her labor. Obviously the best option is to just faceplant the cake and start chomping. That way you won't offend anyone by asking for a small slice, or exploit the host's cake-cutting labor.
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https://twitter.com/djackmanson/status/1026420057297932288 And then everyone on the tram started doing their best lightsaber moves at the cops until they got off and the driver clapped and said I am your father
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I'm the beat cop whose investigatory routine is walking up to people and asking if they committed a crime recently.
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Who under the age of 70 talks about their weird medical ailments loudly in public?
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Everyone I have ever shared a bus with. 
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beep boop what is obvious joke I can't tell because I am a goon!!
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Let me tell you this great stdh I heard about a duck going into a bar and asking for some grapes, who would even believe that, ducks can't even loving talk
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Let me tell you this great stdh I heard about a duck going into a bar and asking for some grapes, who would even believe that, ducks can't even loving talk Bars don't even have grapes as far as i know. I really don't think the author thought this one through.
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In my experience there are no such things as ducks.
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Sir Lemming posted:That's no goon It's a Space station! (Am I doing it right?)
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Dr. Clockwork posted:In my experience there are no such things as ducks. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck... i dunno some kind of duck impersonator?
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:beep boop what is obvious joke I can't tell because I am a goon!! For a joke to be funny, it should probably have at least some plausibility. Comptroll The Forums posted:I'm the beat cop whose investigatory routine is walking up to people and asking if they committed a crime recently. No, it was an undercover cop who was very bad at being undercover since a random guy could tell they were a cop.
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'I made a bot do x' flavour stdh https://imgur.com/gallery/ucV8cKl
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It definitely lends authenticity to the story when she starts shilling her "business" after it gets a lot of likes (first thing in the comment thread). Also that the thing the girl said is apparently a reference to some band she just happens to be a fan of. Nothing suspicious there. Not surprisingly I didn't see a single person calling it fake. Twitter really wants to believe in the woke superfans of the things they like toddlers exist.
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/disrespect-your-surroundings It's apparently an old and known enough meme so. It still might've happened. Small children really love their memes, but I don't know how hot "Disrespect Your Surroundings" is. Is there a Fortnite emote of it?
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Grandpas tell jokes sometimes and Spiderman is from the 60s. So it might be true and also Peter Parker is 69 grandpa, suck it up and go save great great aunt may.
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