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Freeze frame, sepia tone, roundabout intro
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Aug 14, 2018 01:16
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Jokers Gamble posted:"I owe your dad, he saved my life in Nam..." I thought the California guard was the place to be for rich white kids in the 60's.
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Aug 14, 2018 01:18
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BigDave posted:I thought the California guard was the place to be for rich white kids in the 60's. Shut up Barry
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Aug 14, 2018 01:25
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loving choking to death on my drink now thanks rear end in a top hat
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Aug 14, 2018 01:47
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I knew it was going to crazy wrong, but  what the gently caress
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Aug 14, 2018 02:57
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Godholio posted:I knew it was going to crazy wrong, but https://twitter.com/EvanKaufman/status/1029157432302419970
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Aug 14, 2018 03:00
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Yeah, it's obvious he's trying to say "this guy killed Bin Laden" but... he didn't.
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Aug 14, 2018 03:04
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LingcodKilla posted:Wrap it tight with wire too. Someone on Pinterest did it with an aluminum one. http://i48.tinypic.com/lcm5g.jpg Won't lemme drag and drop it to imgur so meh.
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Aug 14, 2018 03:35
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That looks good enough that he drilled and tapped that bitch, and used pieces of threaded rod with a washer and nut to lock everything in place. See, that's what's been lacking in our civil disobedience. Craftsmanship.
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Aug 14, 2018 03:37
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Are you ready for a global financial crisis?! https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.8e782d170d9e quote:Turkey’s plight deepened on Monday as the lira fell to new lows and President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s refusal to abandon his unorthodox economic policies left investors fearing a new global financial crisis.
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Aug 14, 2018 03:39
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Aug 14, 2018 03:42
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hobbesmaster posted:"Germany was awesome" "Frankly, I enjoyed the war"
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Aug 14, 2018 03:47
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not caring here posted:That looks good enough that he drilled and tapped that bitch, and used pieces of threaded rod with a washer and nut to lock everything in place. See, this could be a hot market. "Each spike on this bat is tipped with steel from one of those CMP 1911s that actually shot/shot at nazis" "the grip is wrapped with fibers from the rope that they used to hang von ribbentropp" That and doing stuff like pouring a pound or two of buckshot into the bat and learning how to handle the weight shift so you get a little extra oomph when bashing the fash.
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Aug 14, 2018 03:59
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FAUXTON posted:See, this could be a hot market. A sock made of the fiber from flags hung on the Reichstag and a brick from Dresden?
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Aug 14, 2018 04:08
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This bat has been drilled and corked with fourteen ounces of the densest nazi gold that 7 WTC's vaults have to offer
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Aug 14, 2018 04:13
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Defenestrategy posted:A sock made of the fiber from flags hung on the Reichstag and a brick from Dresden? brass knuckles with a striking face made from the melted-down barrels of the artillery used against seelow heights
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Aug 14, 2018 04:15
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shame on an IGA posted:This bat has been drilled and corked with fourteen ounces of the densest nazi gold that 7 WTC's vaults have to offer got 14 karats for your 14 words 
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Aug 14, 2018 04:19
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FAUXTON posted:brass knuckles with a striking face made from the melted-down barrels of the artillery used against seelow heights The burlap sack used to loot Hitler's bunker filled with the doorknobs salvaged from the nuremburg courthouse E: Bethesda, hire me.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:21
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Immanentized posted:The burlap sack used to loot Hitler's bunker filled with the doorknobs salvaged from the nuremburg courthouse making a wolfenstein diablo clone would be amazing if all your magic poo poo was just ww2 allied flair. NAZI STOMPER BOOTS [Legendary] The rubber soles of these boots are made from the treads of an M4 Sherman tank, and the steel toes are made from T-34 gun breechblocks.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:33
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shame on an IGA posted:
I assumed this azelia chick was musk's girlfriend-gone-crazy, which I assumed the weird 2018-part of the story was. Reading further, it appears she isn't which begs the question who this person is and why they are running around musk's home making GBS threads on him on Twitter. I know, o know, the answer is "2018"
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Aug 14, 2018 04:40
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I assumed this azelia chick was musk's girlfriend-gone-crazy, which I assumed the weird 2018-part of the story was. Azalea Banks is the human id given form and the ability to air poo poo all over Twitter. Buckle up, it's about to get petty.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:41
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FAUXTON posted:making a wolfenstein diablo clone would be amazing if all your magic poo poo was just ww2 allied flair. been leveling my Speech so I can just help both sides meet in the middle
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Aug 14, 2018 04:42
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Proud Christian Mom posted:been leveling my Speech so I can just help both sides meet in the middle got ourselves a roleplayer here
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Aug 14, 2018 04:47
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I assumed this azelia chick was musk's girlfriend-gone-crazy, which I assumed the weird 2018-part of the story was. She and Grimes have been teasing a collaboration for a long while. Banks is also famous/infamous for talking poo poo to people. If this turns out to be made up bullshit, it's one hell of a way to break up a collab. If it's not that, wtf.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:47
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mlmp08 posted:She and Grimes have been teasing a collaboration for a long while. Banks is also famous/infamous for talking poo poo to people. If this turns out to be made up bullshit, it's one hell of a way to break up a collab. If it's not that, wtf. wtf indeed. The Securities and Exchange Commission (aka the less corrupt SEC) might end up having Banks provide testimony.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:50
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Immanentized posted:Azalea Banks is the human id given form and the ability to air poo poo all over Twitter. Buckle up, it's about to get petty. So a famous rapper, that isn't dating Elon musk, is running around his home Twitter-making GBS threads on him because...?  /edit: oh, so musk's gf's name is "Grimes"? That at least provides me with some context for some very confusing content in the Elon musk own zone thread. Never made the connection Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Aug 14, 2018 |
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Aug 14, 2018 04:51
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2018 is amazing fellas
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Aug 14, 2018 04:53
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Duzzy Funlop posted:So a famous rapper, that isn't dating Elon musk, is running around his home Twitter-making GBS threads on him because...? Least crazy thing this year.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:53
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FAUXTON posted:wtf indeed. Don't forget about the Tesla head of engineering who totally had his insider trading scheme blown wide open by Elon's elaborate 420 joke. Something like 1000 shares he "forgot" to dump in his way out the door in this guys account and he was party to all sorts of MNPI up until the moment he walked out the door. I'd be willing to bet most of the senior directors and a ove at Tesla are going to be deep dicked by the SEC coming up, but its 2018, so it might just blow over.
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Aug 14, 2018 05:02
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Immanentized posted:Don't forget about the Tesla head of engineering who totally had his insider trading scheme blown wide open by Elon's elaborate 420 joke. Something like 1000 shares he "forgot" to dump in his way out the door in this guys account and he was party to all sorts of MNPI up until the moment he walked out the door. I'm still thinking he was meeting with the Saudis back in June and thought he could close the deal by the Q2 reporting, started threatening traders who were shorting TSLA, and ended up not actually getting anything resembling a commitment until much more recently. Then, he scrambled and over-played the not-really-a-deal deal with the Saudis by saying he was gonna take it private, and now he's swearing they have $20B ready to go and the Saudis are all but ghosting him. He's probably got some pathological hatred of traders who are shorting his stock and jumped at the first chance to gently caress them over and in doing so may have ilegally engaged in market manipulation. Hence his walk back about not speaking in a formal capacity or whatever when he said he wanted to take the company private at $420 a loving share.
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Aug 14, 2018 05:16
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Dude used his own stake in his own company for collateral on equipment certs (a type of bond) and for margin trading. What the gently caress is even going on, he leveraged safe money for no discernable purpose.
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Aug 14, 2018 05:21
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omg can we stop the Tesla/Musk suck circlejerk already! Wait no, don't. This poo poo is too good and I'll never grow tired of reading about Tony Stark becoming Lex Luthor. I'll go with megalomania here
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Aug 14, 2018 05:26
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Wait no, don't. This poo poo is too good and I'll never grow tired of reading about Tony Stark becoming Lex Luthor You're being way too generous on both counts.
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Aug 14, 2018 05:26
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just want to remind everyone that Theranos was a thing
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Aug 14, 2018 05:27
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Immanentized posted:Dude used his own stake in his own company for collateral on equipment certs (a type of bond) and for margin trading. Item 35, Option O: Transaction with no apparent economic, business, or lawful purpose ☑️
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Aug 14, 2018 05:30
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i mean yeah Elon's totally gonna go bust but he's just going to be less rich than before and not you know destitute like the vast majority of Americans would be if they missed three shifts
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Aug 14, 2018 06:07
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I assumed this azelia chick was musk's girlfriend-gone-crazy, which I assumed the weird 2018-part of the story was. Those images aren't the complete story. Grimes invited her out for the weekend to "collaborate" on music when the whole reason Elon/Grimes flew her from NYC to LA was to try to set up some threesome. https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1029058664101863424 https://twitter.com/sadhoeflo/status/1028869317213880320
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Aug 14, 2018 09:54
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https://jalopnik.com/bumper-falls-off-brand-new-tesla-model-3-after-30-minut-1828306917 Tesla model 3s are losing bumpers when it rains
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Aug 14, 2018 11:12
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Smiling Jack posted:just want to remind everyone that Theranos was a thing As someone who works with patient samples / does research and has to deal with HIPAA, IACUC and IRB paperwork and applications constantly this poo poo was amazing. Like, they went in with some assholish "silicon valley" mindset that 'the only reason this poo poo takes so long / doesn't work the way it should is because of excessive regulations and outdated oversight.' Then they proceed to ignore a bunch of safety and private protection regs. They get called out for it but since they are 'disruptors' they ignore it and get the big FDA swinging dick all over them as a result. Guess what guys, when they tell you to knock it off, you knock it off. Apart from all the safety violation poo poo their product also just wasn't going to work as good as they wanted it to, so they cocked up a bunch of stuff showing it worked great. Like, impossibly great but we can't show you how because its a trade secret but trust the guys that are ignoring a million ethical and safety standards that we are being honest on this one point. I hope that Theranos is used as a classroom example for years.
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