Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Can I see poll on awful app or can I just start positioning myself to make a bunch of repurposed GW Bush election conspiracy youtubes?

# ? Aug 13, 2018 15:46

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 21:45

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Green Front of Australia

# ? Aug 13, 2018 16:08

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Thank you Guyovich, I was planning to go the whole month without voting in Beet's poll and now I don't have to

# ? Aug 13, 2018 23:25

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Ways to pucker your rear end in a top hat in the morning, reading the words "iwcs business plan"

# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:06

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

IWC's Business Plan.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:22

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Thank you Guyovich, I was planning to go the whole month without voting in Beet's poll and now I don't have to

that's just rude

# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:33

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Anidav posted:

You know you could mod IWC who is mostly harmless and runs a podcast.

a) i dunno what name iwc is going by now and don't care to find out
b) you're out of your gourd if you think i'm modding iwc

# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:35

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/aug/13/turkish-lira-record-low-ripples-through-global-currency-markets

Turkish Lira is going down the drain, but in that article it mentioned that Argentina's interest rate is 45%.

Yes. 45%, not 4.5%.

Imagine the collective making GBS threads of pants if that happened in Australia. Western Sydney and South East/Western Melbourne would be brown for as far as the eye could see.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:58

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/PeetzDavid/status/1028944085845827585

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:04

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

R. Guyovich posted:

a) i dunno what name iwc is going by now and don't care to find out
b) you're out of your gourd if you think i'm modding iwc

Let's mod Avshalom then :getin:

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:07

Schlesische: Jul 4, 2012

Anidav posted:

Let's mod Avshalom then

She's winning the poll pretty convincingly if you discount Joseph Stalin.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:17

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Lid posted:

elect the Reformed Nazi you say?

I personally think we need a more diverse mod team and a woman of the Islamic faith would be a good start down that road.

-/-

Apparently some irrigators are requesting the release of environmental flows so they can grow more wheat and sell the hay to struggling farmers. You can not make this poo poo up.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:26

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

you could ship them your phosphate deposits.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:30

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

You Am I posted:

Imagine the collective making GBS threads of pants if that happened in Australia. Western Sydney and South East/Western Melbourne would be brown for as far as the eye could see.

according to andrew bolt they already are

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:39

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/PeetzDavid/status/1028944085845827585

pre-WWII Australia definitely had some admiration for Hitler tbh. Like, Menzies was an open admirer of Hitler in the 1930s.

e: read this article and weep https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/22/if-you-oppose-reclaim-australia-remember-fascism-wasnt-always-a-freakshow

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:42

Konomex: Oct 25, 2010; a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/PeetzDavid/status/1028944085845827585

Would it be acceptable for someone on an art program to express an appreciation for his art? The show could be called 'the art of tyrants' and ask that burning question, how did people with such horrid personal views create such stunning and/or mediocre works of art?

Also, apparently I have already voted by Stalin but there was no democracy sausage. Leadership spill now!

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:46

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

The Before Times posted:

pre-WWII Australia definitely had some admiration for Hitler tbh. Like, Menzies was an open admirer of Hitler in the 1930s.

e: read this article and weep https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/22/if-you-oppose-reclaim-australia-remember-fascism-wasnt-always-a-freakshow

Adelaide/South Australia has a huge German community and there's a photo of a German social club in Adelaide in the 1930s celebrating Hitler's 50th birthday.

A lot of people don't know or want to remember that there was huge support for Hitler from most leaders of other nations before WWII. In most cases people who were against Hitler and Nazism like Winston Churchill were thought of being outsiders and war mongers.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:53

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

hambeet posted:

you could ship them your phosphate deposits.

I ain't giving them farmers poo poo.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 02:58

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Schlesische posted:

if you discount Joseph Stalin.

I beg your pardon comrade

# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:58

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

#notmad

https://twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/status/1029204985723027456

# ? Aug 14, 2018 04:22

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

'There will be no wrecking, no undermining, and no sniping'
~Tony Abbott 2015

# ? Aug 14, 2018 04:35

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Cartoon posted:

I ain't giving them farmers poo poo.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 04:39

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

avshaloms votes are just all her alts

# ? Aug 14, 2018 04:43

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Tony who?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 04:48

swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

are any of the posters here socialist alliance members or is it all greens / labor left / kap?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:01

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

In actual news the bill to lower the rate students start repaying HECS/HELP got through the Senate last night because the Senate continues to be the plaything of old rich white folk.

Caesar had the right idea imo

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:03

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

swimsuit posted:

are any of the posters here socialist alliance members or is it all greens / labor left / kap?

it's something i'm thinking of looking at, but haven't quite looked at yet

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:11

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

swimsuit posted:

are any of the posters here socialist alliance members or is it all greens / labor left / kap?

libs

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:14

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Birdstrike posted:

In actual news the bill to lower the rate students start repaying HECS/HELP got through the Senate last night because the Senate continues to be the plaything of old rich white folk.

Caesar had the right idea imo

make a salad?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:15

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

hambeet posted:

make a salad?

Mods, ban this sick filth

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:27

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

swimsuit posted:

are any of the posters here socialist alliance members or is it all greens / labor left / kap?

CEC

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:51

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

You Am I posted:

CEC

NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS IN THE DESERT TO STOP THE QUEENS DRUG RING FROM RESURECTING CHARLES DARWIN AND HIS SATANIC NAZISM

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:45

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

GoldStandardConure posted:

NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS IN THE DESERT TO STOP THE QUEENS DRUG RING FROM RESURECTING CHARLES DARWIN AND HIS SATANIC NAZISM

Ken Oath

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:47

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

The CEC used to email me at work for some reason and I tell you, those emails were quite a wild ride.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:49

Brown Paper Bag: Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/amoscam/status/1028962821931847680?s=21

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:56

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:59

Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

Brown Paper Bag posted:

https://twitter.com/amoscam/status/1028962821931847680?s=21

Man, this sequel to Subterranean Homesick Blues is a real drag

# ? Aug 14, 2018 07:23

froglet: Nov 12, 2009; You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.