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creator of Suddenly Susan and Desperately Seeking Susan to finish beloved "Susan" Trilogy |
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creator of Sex and the City and Caroline in the City to finish beloved "the City" trilogy |
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Aug 14, 2018 05:34
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creator of Suddenly Susan and Suddenly Seymour to finish beloved "Suddenly" trilogy
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Aug 14, 2018 05:37
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Director of Anal Blasters Volumes I-XII calls it quits: "I've said what I need to say," he explains. |
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Aug 14, 2018 09:10
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Cubone posted:creator of Suddenly Susan and Desperately Seeking Susan to finish beloved "Susan" Trilogy Susan B Anthony finally gets her due ---------------- |
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Aug 14, 2018 09:44
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sebmojo posted:Director of Anal Blasters Volumes I-XII calls it quits: "I've said what I need to say," he explains. "By the end I was pulling plots out of my rear end." |
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Aug 14, 2018 15:04
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:"By the end I was pulling plots out of my rear end."
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Aug 14, 2018 16:51
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sebmojo posted:Director of Anal Blasters Volumes I-XII calls it quits: "I've said what I need to say," he explains. lol |
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Aug 15, 2018 01:24
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a quarterback goes to a strip club and is tossing wadded-up bills at the girls and keeps saying "go long!" and scowls when they dont catch the money
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Aug 15, 2018 01:30
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got any sevens posted:a quarterback goes to a strip club and is tossing wadded-up bills at the girls and keeps saying "go long!" and scowls when they dont catch the money CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Aug 15, 2018 02:00
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Thinking about taking a truck full of rocks down to the local water park and installing rapids in their lazy river.
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Aug 17, 2018 08:58
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A young man misheard this as quote:"By the end I was putting plots into my rear end." And that man's name was Chuck Tingle. |
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Aug 17, 2018 17:21
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Twenty Four posted:Thinking about taking a truck full of rocks down to the local water park and installing rapids in their lazy river. a good idea. rapids are the best part of river floats! |
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Aug 17, 2018 20:27
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a young man, raised by his father to appreciate berries, vows on his deathbed that he will try every wild berry in the world. he gets the easy strawberries, blackberries first. he hikes mountains for ripe wild blueberries. he hitches, from katmandu to constantinople, all in search of the most obscure berries the world can offer. one day he overhears the word 'dingleberry'. he mentally adds it to his list but is already near a rare berry so he doesnt ask the speaker about it now. as his checklist gets shorter, he starts worrying since his father never told him about that type. it's when he's getting more desperate that he's hitchiking through ohio and at a truck stop diner a trucker reveals the secret, but warns him he must never try it. "I must complete the list, for my father's soul to rest!" the young man eventually gains the courage to eat a dingleberry and dies of dysentery. his spirit meets his dad and they are both admitted to Newberry, the spirit realm of all fresh berries.
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Aug 18, 2018 19:35
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the beastie boys arrive in Brooklyn and all go to sleep. they are just exhausted |
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Aug 20, 2018 08:55
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Cubone posted:the beastie boys arrive in Brooklyn and all go to sleep. they are just exhausted I mean they did say "till", it holds up!
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Aug 20, 2018 13:07
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Ok, first a “Virgin” got pregnant and decided to call the baby Jesus, I guess she said that a lot, but three holy men heard and decided to bring gifts, I guess getting head from the Virgin Mary got around, so they crucified Jesus and a bunch of people and we got a free book, let’s say we haven’t had that problem in centuries
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Aug 20, 2018 13:48
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Cubone posted:the beastie boys arrive in Brooklyn and all go to sleep. they are just exhausted I saw a tweet a while back making this joke and laughed at that one too. (not suggesting you're ripping it off, just that it's a good joke both times) That one was something like: "Smiling to myself from thinking of the Beastie Boys arriving in Brooklyn and just crashing."
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Aug 20, 2018 14:01
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*A video tape plays. On it Stephen Urkel points and asks, "Did I do that?" The Prosecuting attorney walks over and stops the recording.* Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, over the course of this trial, we intend to show that the defendant, Mr. Stephen Urkel DID do that. The evidence presented over the next day and a half will prove three things. 1. That the defendant was negligent in causing himself and Mr. Winslow to be shrunk down to two inches tall. 2. That as a direct result of that negligence Mr Winslow was nearly attacked and eaten by a common housecat. 3. That Mr. Winslow was also nearly crushed by a rolling cantaloupe as a results of Mr. Urkel's negligence.
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Aug 20, 2018 21:20
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Cutting my hair real short, bleaching it, wearing a white tank top - the "slim shady" look - and strutting my stuff down the street, being really confident in myself, as strangers stop and stare at me wondering if I only get to see my kids on weekends with court supervision |
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Aug 22, 2018 12:53
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Jolo posted:*A video tape plays. On it Stephen Urkel points and asks, "Did I do that?" The Prosecuting attorney walks over and stops the recording.* lol
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Aug 23, 2018 00:04
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A ska band that only covers stoner music called Reel Big Phish |
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Aug 23, 2018 21:25
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a metal band that only does christmas songs called SLEIGHER |
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Aug 23, 2018 21:57
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Dungeon Ecology posted:a metal band that only does christmas songs called SLEIGHER HAIL SANTA |
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Aug 23, 2018 22:04
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BLACK CHRISTMAS |
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Aug 23, 2018 23:13
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Dungeon Ecology posted:a metal band that only does christmas songs called SLEIGHER Christmas Slayer? I think this was a joke in a movie though. |
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Aug 24, 2018 04:57
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Dungeon Ecology posted:a metal band that only does christmas songs called SLEIGHER the hand symbol is called (reindeer) horns ---------------- |
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Aug 24, 2018 05:25
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C+ Advice From D- People There are many potential mates in most places. Mind your genitals. You can do anything as long as you're willing to go to prison. Try to keep some money. Most things are more flammable than you think. Drugs are fun, but addiction is terrible, so it's mostly a net loss. |
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Aug 24, 2018 15:21
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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose penis could be inconvenient |
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Aug 24, 2018 20:00
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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose penis was also from Nantucket CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Aug 24, 2018 20:32
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there once was a dick from nantucket whose person had kicked the ol' bucket so this member set sail grew big as a whale till ahab's harpoon finally struck it |
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Aug 24, 2018 20:51
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An epicure dining in Crewe Found a rather large dick in his stew Said the waiter "Don't shout! Or wave it about! Or the man from Nantucket will sue" |
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Aug 24, 2018 21:03
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omg i love those
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Aug 24, 2018 21:34
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honey came in and she caught me brown-handed poopin with the girl next door picture this we were both butt naked poopin on the bathroom floor |
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Aug 25, 2018 00:14
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There once was a man from Nantucket Who met a young man from Quebec They both were amused As themselves they abused And gripped tightly one another's neck |
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Aug 25, 2018 00:23
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Dungeon Ecology posted:honey came in and she caught me brown-handed |
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Aug 25, 2018 03:26
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From the publisher of OJ Simpson's "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer" comes a new book. "If It Was Me: Confessions of the Butt-Naked Bathroom Floorman" by Shaggy. |
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Aug 25, 2018 03:48
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Dungeon Ecology posted:a metal band that only does christmas songs called SLEIGHER Manifisto posted:HAIL SANTA
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Aug 25, 2018 12:06
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Yelling "What?" when someone asks you to be quiet. |
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Aug 27, 2018 19:13
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Knocking over a bunch of furniture because you were sneaking in quietly. |
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Aug 27, 2018 19:14
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