Slamhound posted:

Don't forget the moment at ~2:24 when Cruz claps at his own humiliation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu4rORNET54&t=133s

GalacticAcid posted:

i can't even remember the context on that...i know it came from tormp, did he tweet it or say it?

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAXQ4U7Twds

Hedenius posted:

[video type="youtu"]woLQI8X2R6Y[/video]

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

have you seen downtown providence? i'll take that over trump towers every day

also new england is like the least lovely part of the east coast what are you even talking about

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/estwebber/status/1006857617321361408

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/246383643499577344

Glambags posted:

"Unskewed Polls"

Homeless Friend posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tj-Hp7AYlk&t=11s

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/755140025646481408
https://twitter.com/therickwilson/status/819059474090655744

not a cult posted:

rick wilson is a poo poo but the few anime suicide photoshops he did (there's one with a rope too, IIRC) are pro clicks

Farrier Theaks posted:

Laura Ingrahams nazi salute at the RNC is a pretty great one

A Handed Missus posted:

not a cult posted:

rick wilson is a poo poo but the few anime suicide photoshops he did (there's one with a rope too, IIRC) are pro clicks

Komet posted:

Lynndie England has a smelly oval office

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I've been holding back this story from the forums for way too long. You might recognize Lynndie England as the name of one of the enlisted soldiers at Abu Ghraib prison implicated in the torture/humiliation of the Iraqi prisoners there.

Let me start by saying I don't believe at all her story about having been ordered to do what she did. She was always trailer park trash (and a skank), so I wouldn't put it past her to pull a stunt like that. However, this is not about Abu Ghraib. That's old and has been driven into the ground. This is about Lynndie England's vagina.

Let me start by giving you the backstory. Lynndie and I went to Frankfort High School together in Mineral County, WV. She (as you may have read) is from a small town called Fort Ashby. There's a nice book store there, but not much else. When my parents were separated back when I was in kindergarten and first grade, my mom rented out a lovely apartment there and later in elementary, I played youth soccer in the area, but I'm starting to wander, so back to the story...

I lived in a town called Ridgely, which is right beside a town called Cumberland, Maryland (some of you PA, WV, MD goons may know of it). In any case, Lynndie was a year older than myself, but we were in the same grade. We didn't have that many classes together except for some of the general classes like senior English and health and 9th grade PE. She wasn't all that bright of a person, and she was somewhat sexually promiscuous, as I later experienced first-hand (*shudder*). She was also not really in the same crowd as me, so we never really hung out. She hung out more in the WV skank/redneck crowd and I mostly hung out with the more affluent members of the high school (except for Brandon).

In eleventh grade, a guy I ate lunch with every day, Brandon dated her for a few months. He used to tell some god-awful stories about the sex with her, like how he could smell her cooch as soon as she pulled down her pants even though he was standing 10 feet away. I guess he liked the sex enough, so he stayed with her (she was the one that broke it off, if I remember correctly).

Fast-forward to 2001, our senior year of high school. It's just after graduation and Brandon is throwing a party at his house. He must have had some pretty cool (or bad) parents to allow him to throw a party, especially since they were providing the alcohol. I show up, a few dozen classmates show up, and Lynndie shows up (she and Brandon were still friends). The night is going well, and I'm pretty trashed. I had never really been drunk before, so it only took a relatively small amount of alcohol to get me wasted. For some reason I find myself dancing with Lynndie to some lovely rap music and after about five songs she propositions me for sex, and being both drunk and horny, I accepted. She wasn't that attractive, but she wasn't fat either and I was a virgin at the time and wasn't about to decline sex at the graduation party, especially since I didn't get anything on prom night.

So Lynndie and I go into the pantry and lock the door. She leans up against the washer and dryer and begins frantically taking her clothes off, as do I. I'm pretty nervous/excited. As soon as we're both naked, we start making out (I can smell her oval office as I'm doing this, by the way) and eventually we're both on the floor, me on top. The pantry is pretty cramped and her head is practically in a bowl of canned dog food. I'm thrusting and thrusting her and loving her pretty hard. It was my first time, so I came pretty fast. I also didn't have a condom, so I came inside of her. After five minutes, the whole thing is pretty much over. We put on our clothes, and go back to partying. After the night is over, I leave and haven't seen her since. Oh well. It's great to know that I didn't knock her up.

So in summation, I got my cherry busted my Lynndie England and her oval office does, in fact, smell putrid

akadajet posted:

One of the finest posts in SA history...

akadajet posted:

One of the finest posts in SA history...

WampaLord posted:

It's way worse in motion, you can see her face get super serious:



Like holy gently caress

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Sieg Heyyyyy... this is on national television, right?

Mr. Lobe posted:

What was the ultimate fate of groverhaus? Does it still stand? Did he manage to sell it? Was it rightfully condemned as unsuitable for human habitation and torn down at his expense? Could the man possibly still live there?

It seems like that boondoggle ought to have cost him tens of thousands of dollars and I am deeply curious how the trajectory of his life was affected by that kind of mismanagement of resources

Farrier Theaks posted:

He moved on to rowhouses:

GalacticAcid posted:

Farrier Theaks posted:

He moved on to rowhouses: