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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



hey the tape's gone

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Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Suwan looks pretty calm for someone about to lose an eye

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
...And there goes the tape.
Will it be back tomorrow?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So far the pattern is two panles without tape, one tape, one doritos dust, one tape and now we should be going to two without tape.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:



hey the tape's gone
They keep putting more tape back on, Peter keeps eating it.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"I hope they tell me their plan before they kill me!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

"If I stop them killing me, they'll find out I'm Spider-Man!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh hi

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That's a fair suitable "Well, poo poo" look on Parker, I gotta say.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Kingpin decided to dress up like Mr. Negative for some reason

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Luckily Peter Parker has a bubble of air under his skin.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


I love these "hey, remember that guy we mentioned two months ago?" strips

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

They manage to make Kingpin look more like a fetus than usual.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Luckily Peter Parker has a bubble of air under his skull.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can see how they wouldn't notice the 7 foot tall 500 pound man wearing a white suit in the back.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

That's a fair suitable "Well, poo poo" look on Parker, I gotta say.

Agreed. The defeat in his eyes is so thick.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



"We can't murder ths husband of a minor celebrity, people wouls notice."

"But he doesn't know anything useful."

"Ah well, then off with his head!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

I can see how they wouldn't notice the 7 foot tall 500 pound man wearing a white suit in the back.

I hope to God he was standing there the entire time.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Push El Burrito posted:

I can see how they wouldn't notice the 7 foot tall 500 pound man wearing a white suit in the back.

Is someone coming up the stairs or is this building in the middle of a demolition?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

I hope to God he was standing there the entire time.

With a lampshade on his head.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Ah, Kingpin, master criminal, and also a guy that openly takes part in the discussion of murder while the victims and various witnesses he can't trust are in the room.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait a sec, kingpin has the exact same skin tone as all the asian characters. it is clearly different from peter's skin tone. weekend colorist will never let weekday colorist forget this.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

That's the power of bald

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



That's Juggernaut wearing a latex Kingpin mask.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

evilmiera posted:

Ah, Kingpin, master criminal, and also a guy that openly takes part in the discussion of murder while the victims and various witnesses he can't trust are in the room.

Kingpin: I'm sure I can trust the woman who just freaked out because we threatened an FBI agent she also happens to be in love with!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Peter Parker found dead.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter Parker found dead.

Seriously, Peter, that's your only friend in the room. Because Golden Claw forgot that he made that exact point a week ago, which is like five minutes in Spider minutes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"I can't act like Spider-Man, they might suspect me."

*starts tossing out wise cracks*

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

evilmiera posted:

Ah, Kingpin, master criminal, and also a guy that openly takes part in the discussion of murder while the victims and various witnesses he can't trust are in the room.

Reminds me of that classic panel from Born Again

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

"....so clearly, we need to kill him and move the body to another part of the city."

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter Parker found dead.

he's got a ways to go if he wants to top himself from a different universe (one of my favourite pages)

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


Nobody will be admitted to the thread during the thrilling "planning of joint criminal enterprise along with formal signing off by dual crime lords" sequence.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter Parker found dead.

Looks like they remembered that the Kingpin is white today.

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

I'm really disappointed they aren't still alternating putting tropical fruit rollups on his face between each slide.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ikasuhito posted:

Looks like they remembered that the Kingpin is white today.

In the first panel he's a bit more Egghead than Kingpin.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ikasuhito posted:

Looks like they remembered that the Kingpin is white today.

What if... half-Kingpin half-asian threatened you?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Kingpin only cocking 10% of his eyebrow in panel three, that's how you know he's restrained

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's surprisingly sensible for a nsm character. it's not that they can't possibly kill the husband of an incredibly minor celebrity, but rather that they can't kill him there. of course, it is still nsm so their method for avoiding attention includes highly public assassination attempts against the fbi.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If anyone in this strip was going to die without arousing suspicion, it was Peter playing with matches.

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