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I think I'm gonna try to marry Leah in my single player game
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Ratjaculation posted:It's a crap game op Holy poo poo a month lmao
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Aug 14, 2018 03:13
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Ratjaculation posted:It's a crap game op Heh
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Aug 14, 2018 03:31
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:What are some of your favorite 'relaxing' games, goons Night in the Woods
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Aug 14, 2018 03:45
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The sequel should be about running a pizzeria.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:17
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:What are some of your favorite 'relaxing' games, goons Sunless Sea is good if you can handle a little twee steampunkery with your Gothic/cosmic horror. It's not too bad, though.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:48
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Zoe posted:Alex likes the colas, he's the only sane one. It's a free coke it shouldn't make anyone angry, the hateful anti-Joja sentiment woven into every aspect of the game is a little disturbing if you ask me, I keep looking for a mod to let me help the persecuted Joja underdogs but for some reason none exist. I mean I pay Pierre thousands every season and he's in a better location, he could easily afford to expand to attract more local business and there's zero evidence he's being pushed out. I don't understand the narrative of poverty this game is pushing for the townsfolk at all but it feels dishonest. The 'town coffers' don't contain enough to fix a bus? bitch please do you have any idea how many hundreds of thousands of dollars pass through the Mayor's hands every season? Am I to assume he's not getting a cut? It's like that one story about the one rich guy who arrives in a town in disrepair because everyone's broke, but because he simply put money there, the economy did its thing and circulated, everyone got what they needed, and the rich guy got all his money back, but somehow it magically fixed the town. Also, the town is incredibly woke if they can all go broke over their ethical consumption ideals instead of buckling under the oppressive capitalism collosus known as Joja. Skypie posted:I found a legendary fish in the forest lake last night and couldn't catch that fucker. Made me sad. Fishing is definitely a neat way to earn some extra cash, although recently I've been turning lots of my fish into maki rolls But you have to admit, the little captain cap on the legendary fish icon is just too pro Hometown Slime Queen posted:What are some of your favorite 'relaxing' games, goons All my relaxing games are just other games, but without the challenge, like KSP but creative mode, so I can overengineer rockets on an infinity budget. Other game is an older FPS, because I play with cool folks and we all play while drinking alcohol, and can chalk up lovely things to luck, alcohol, lag cause from downloading porn, or any combination thereof.
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Aug 14, 2018 05:01
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When you're at the stardew valley loading screen with the cool purple cat with sunglasses. Click on the cat.
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Aug 14, 2018 05:27
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Over There posted:Holy poo poo a month lmao 
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Aug 14, 2018 05:50
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Over There posted:Holy poo poo a month lmao
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Aug 14, 2018 07:04
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Over There posted:Holy poo poo a month lmao Thats a lot of time to learn to appreciate stardew valley
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Aug 14, 2018 07:14
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Over There posted:Holy poo poo a month lmao it was requested
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Aug 14, 2018 08:05
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Out of shame over insulting Stardew Valley no doubt.
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Aug 14, 2018 08:09
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Over There posted:Holy poo poo a month lmao
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Aug 14, 2018 08:55
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Why do all of the mods make the people better looking. Everyone in a small farming town should be 40+ and grossly overweight. Only Linus belongs in SDW.
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Aug 14, 2018 10:20
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UltraRed posted:Why do all of the mods make the people better looking. Everyone in a small farming town should be 40+ and grossly overweight. Only Linus belongs in SDW. it's so you can have your anime waifu, op Does Stardew Valley have a bunch of sex dungeon mods like Skyrim?
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Aug 14, 2018 10:50
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Skypie posted:Does Stardew Valley have a bunch of sex dungeon mods like Skyrim? what does your heart tell you?
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Aug 14, 2018 13:12
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Skypie posted:it's so you can have your anime waifu, op are you interested in milking the villagers?
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Aug 14, 2018 14:03
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Jose posted:it was requested I figured, still funny
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Aug 14, 2018 14:05
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Abigal4ever Though I kinda wanted to marry Emily just to see if it makes Clint kill himself.
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Aug 14, 2018 14:20
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i'd quite like a serial killer mod where the villagers get replaced and everyone gets increasingly suspicious and if someone sees you do it its game over or whatever
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Aug 14, 2018 14:36
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Emily is the best wife because she can cast 9th level wizard spells and ascend to the astral plane. But she can’t loving water my crops for me and every coffee she gives me is burnt so thats why I turned my two children into ‘doves’, officer.
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Aug 14, 2018 15:00
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Pththya-lyi posted:Sunless Sea is good if you can handle a little twee steampunkery with your Gothic/cosmic horror. It's not too bad, though. requires a lot of reading to be enjoyable but its pretty cool. one of those permadeath games with a story, so when you get into it you can go into a "run" like "yeah i'm going to go to <x> to get <y> so i can get <z> early on"
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Aug 14, 2018 15:02
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Jose posted:i'd quite like a serial killer mod where the villagers get replaced and everyone gets increasingly suspicious and if someone sees you do it its game over or whatever Mafia: Pelican Town Edition
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Aug 14, 2018 15:20
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DrPossum posted:what does your heart tell you? My heart says that sex dungeons out in the middle of a rural nowhere like Stardew Valley would be really hard to find, to say nothing of the utter lack of police. On the bright side, a pixel farm game version of Dale Cooper might show up...
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Aug 15, 2018 01:36
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bitmap posted:Just don't marry that one bitch. You know the one. I know Maru's boring a f but that's a bit strong, son.
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Aug 15, 2018 08:22
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I just unlocked the ability to make kegs so what's the most efficient way to makes tons o' money, wine seems to take too long for not much payout but maybe I'm making the wrong kind of wine?
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Aug 15, 2018 08:39
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romanowski posted:I just unlocked the ability to make kegs so what's the most efficient way to makes tons o' money, wine seems to take too long for not much payout but maybe I'm making the wrong kind of wine? The more valuable the fruit the more exponentially valuable the wine.
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Aug 15, 2018 08:43
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Well I got to two hearts with Leah so now I can go into her house at least. In theory this should make it easier because she's a real pain in the rear end to track down sometimes
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Aug 15, 2018 10:05
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There is a reason the game warns you away from her
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Aug 15, 2018 10:15
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Yeah well I'm gonna give her lovely flowers til she has no choice but to love me. Eventually I'll give her nice things but my single player game is still in Spring 1 so she's gonna have to wait for something other than dandelions from the forest
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Aug 15, 2018 10:57
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Jose posted:There is a reason the game warns you away from her Wait, what? How? I must've missed all the signs.
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Aug 15, 2018 11:24
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She hides in her house all day where you can't speak to her
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Aug 15, 2018 11:33
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She's on the rebound. Stay away.
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Aug 15, 2018 12:06
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yeah imagine marrying a wino artist who lives in the woods. that doesn't sound fun at all. ^^IS WHAT I just typed out, earnestly, before feeling a deep shame at actually sticking up on the internet for some farm sim waifu who is made of 12 pixels
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Aug 15, 2018 12:15
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i googled "stardew valley murder mod" and this was one of the top results 
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Aug 15, 2018 12:18
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Modding should only be used for good 
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Aug 15, 2018 12:19
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Only good mod involving children is when you can suplex them in Skyrim
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Aug 15, 2018 12:31
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Jose posted:i googled "stardew valley murder mod" and this was one of the top results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU25eQ4lQ60
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Over There posted:Only good mod involving children is when you can suplex them in Skyrim Lol
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