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Dr. VooDoo posted:I like half way through where she decides Mary Magdalene, mother of Jesus, actually ritually whused him and used mind control on him to make him a child sex slave and the reason it’s not in the Bible is because the Hivites covered it up Is that supposed to be "abused?" Because otherwise this post wouldn't make any sense!
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It was, my phone hates me though and laces things I type on it with typos
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She really say that? drat her biblical knowledge is terrible. Like, people who have never studied Christianity know Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother are different people..... Unless... it’s all part of the Hivites plan! That makes for some real weird and creepy stuff going on with Jesus.
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Isn't Mary Magdalene the prostitute who became the cool 13th disciple that the other 12 didn't like because she was a woman, so they wrote her out? This woman needs to actually "read" the Bible, and not use it as a centerpiece in her plastic covered home
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TulliusCicero posted:Isn't Mary Magdalene the prostitute who became the cool 13th disciple that the other 12 didn't like because she was a woman, so they wrote her out? The Bible has been edited by Hivites who changed Jesus' self-reliant, Ayn Randian teachings to ones of selflessness. This is what she actually believes. She doesn't need to read the Bible, she needs psychiatric help.
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Aug 14, 2018 22:10
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TulliusCicero posted:Isn't Mary Magdalene the prostitute who became the cool 13th disciple that the other 12 didn't like because she was a woman, so they wrote her out? The other 12 (their followers rather) also added the "prostitute" bit. Specifically they claim she's the "adulterer" Jesus rescues from the crowd, but there's literally nothing to back that up in the text.
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Ague Proof posted:The Bible has been edited by Hivites who changed Jesus' self-reliant, Ayn Randian teachings to ones of selflessness. This is what she actually believes.  I can't imagine living in her nightmare world where even things she has faith in are lies. Get therapy and some meds lady 
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Aug 14, 2018 22:20
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TulliusCicero posted:It's me. I'm the Hivite Me (in black), trying to understand the last 20-ish posts ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dkq6Lp8_gg&t=20s
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Sarah Ruth Ashcraft also claims that she was sold as a sex slave to Tom Hanks around the age of 10.
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I like the idea that the Biblical flood literally happened as written and that Noah was part of the Hivite bloodline, which is how it got passed on. Doesn't that make everyone a Hivite, since Noah's descendents were supposed to be the only humans to survive the flood?
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:I like the idea that the Biblical flood literally happened as written and that Noah was part of the Hivite bloodline, which is how it got passed on. Doesn't that make everyone a Hivite, since Noah's descendents were supposed to be the only humans to survive the flood? How else have they controlled everything for 6,000 years?
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:I like the idea that the Biblical flood literally happened as written and that Noah was part of the Hivite bloodline, which is how it got passed on. Doesn't that make everyone a Hivite, since Noah's descendents were supposed to be the only humans to survive the flood? It's almost as if her brain doesn't work correctly.
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Deathy McDeath posted:Sarah Ruth Ashcraft also claims that she was sold as a sex slave to Tom Hanks around the age of 10. I don't have any reason not to believe her, and the fact that this is true makes everything else she claims even more believable. Scary stuff.
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https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1029518032639614976 I mean, this isn't actually surprising, but 
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Zeeman posted:https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1029518032639614976 Either that, or Q-level security clearance gives you access to extremely high-tech cryptographic methods that render information impervious not only to decryption, but also to detection.
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Zeeman posted:https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1029518032639614976 Good encryption is indistinguishable from random data. Q is just taking that principle to the next level!
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vseslav.botkin posted:
What happened to that poor woman's right arm?
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Zeeman posted:https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1029518032639614976 siiiiiiigh
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Zeeman posted:https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1029518032639614976 In light of this revelation, I present this: https://twitter.com/TheGreatStorm/status/1029442872783904768 Young Computer Genius tm couldn't figure out Q posts were gibberish
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Zeeman posted:https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1029518032639614976 It's slightly more technical than this. The analysis shows that the typing is NOT random, but instead is consistent with how a human being would bang arbitrarily on a keyboard in a manner which most people would incorrectly regard as random. Humans are very bad at generating truly random data, and ideal encryption output is indistinguishable from random data. Thus, lovely human arbitrary key smashing is distinguishable from true randomness, and distinguishable from true encrypted data. This also means that Q is doing a bad job trying to write data that looks like encoded (but not necessarily encrypted) messages. Q is banging on a keyboard in a way such that the (fake) encoded data mostly comes from the same row on the keyboard. It is highly unlikely that a real encoding scheme outputs characters entirely from the same keyboard row (lol). In simpler terms, and utterly unsurprising: Q isn't even good at being a fake spy, and is instead just Some Dumbass who is LARPing a spy. I know we knew that all along, but now there's statistics to add to the evidence pile. Chimp_On_Stilts fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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TulliusCicero posted:In light of this revelation, I present this: 
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Is it just me or did this thread totally overlook Q being (partly) unmasked?
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Mameluke posted:Is it just me or did this thread totally overlook Q being (partly) unmasked? It really doesn't matter honestly. The dude could confess under oath and show everyone exactly what he did, and the loonies will just say it is fake news and a distraction from "The Awakening" (it's almost like having a political party and administration actively pushing their followers not to trust actual news makes people believe in complete batshit theories) I'm sure some other idiot will take up the torch, and now there is grift attached. We will be dealing with this poo poo for a while.
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Mameluke posted:Is it just me or did this thread totally overlook Q being (partly) unmasked? It did not.
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I don't even remember who got unmasked as Q.
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't even remember who got unmasked as Q. 2 random 8 chan and reddit mods. Guy previously posted a bunch of Q sounding poo poo on Facebook.
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Mameluke posted:Is it just me or did this thread totally overlook Q being (partly) unmasked? Nobody bothered to read that NBC News article that got linked:
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Deathy McDeath posted:Sarah Ruth Ashcraft also claims that she was sold as a sex slave to Tom Hanks around the age of 10. As foretold by the Prophet Q when he released that really creepy Sheriff Woody figure. Woody, played by Tom Hanks. Wake up sheeple.
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And the sinister origin of the Hivites is proven to be *checks Wikipedia* a typoquote:The Hivites, according to Joshua, lived in the hilly region of Lebanon from Lebo Hamath (Judges 3:3) to Mount Hermon (Joshua 11:3). Hivites are also mentioned further south in the Masoretic Text of the Hebrew Bible, which assigns to Hivites the towns of Gibeon, Kephirah, Beeroth, and Kiriath-Jearim (Joshua 9:17). However, the Septuagint reads these four towns as inhabited by Horites, suggesting that the name Hivite may have entered the Masoretic Text via a spelling error.[3]
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pseudorandom name posted:Nobody bothered to read that NBC News article that got linked:
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Yeah there was a good amount of discussion when it happened. Turns out actual evidence doesn’t mean anything to qultists, so here we are! And if I remember, those things actually happened in the opposite order, but he tried to save face by saying the trip code was leaked before and he was just trying it out. Many such incidences if them trying to change order of things happening.
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Mermaid Autopsy posted:And the sinister origin of the Hivites is proven to be *checks Wikipedia* a typo Sorry, but I'm going to need some more evidence than that to disprove it. Anyone can edit Wikipedia, you know.
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Hi, I grew up very very religious and know the Bible in old Hebrew. There are no Hivites but there are Hittites all over the place and I'm fairly certain they weren't even Babylonian.
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Yeah there are two groups of Hittites - mentioned in the Bible and more modern found through archeology though some scholars say they are the same. None of them are Babylonian. First mention is in Genesis - Abraham buys a cave from the Hittite Ephron. The early territory is mentioned in what G-d tells Joshua: "from the wilderness and Lebanon even until the great river, Euphrates, all the land of the Hittites and unto the great sea towards the going down of the sun will be your border" - so from Lebanon to the Euphrates to the west. (Source: Joshua 1:4) my parents said all the memorizing Torah verses in yeshiva was silly but 1. They sent me there, and 2. no one is sad to have me on their team for Shabbat trivia now! the later people are Anatolian. Edit: There are some Hivites in a census in Joshua and a couple other places but they all look like typos. WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 14:48
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this looks like they nailed the dipshit in charge of this stuff though I can't help but be disappointed a little that it wasn't sacha baron cohen
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My new SBC pipedream is he tricked Trump into making the pisstape
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Mermaid Autopsy posted:And the sinister origin of the Hivites is proven to be *checks Wikipedia* a typo Which makes some sense because at their height that area would have had a Hittite presence, however brief before the war with Egypt. And yeah, the archaeological and historical Hittites aren't Babylonian, they're an Indo-European speaking group centered mostly in Asia Minor, from the Black Sea down to around Byblos and up to the borders of Armenia on the east, with a bunch of city-states and confederacies that I am not sure even get mentioned in the Bible to their west and down south to where Egyptian Canaan begins.
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KiteAuraan posted:Which makes some sense because at their height that area would have had a Hittite presence, however brief before the war with Egypt. The Hittites having a mythical origin the Hebrews would have associated with Cain makes sense as well; the Hittites were proud warriors and cruel conquerors if you did not surrender (at least that is what the historical texts we have say) Unfortunately the Hittites didn't write much down (or it did not last), so our two sources for them come from New Kingdom Egypt, which was engaged in a huge war with them as the other super power in the Eastern Mediterranean, and the Hebrew tribes from the Bible, who would have no reason to write good things about their would be conquerors.
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I’m betting no one has told Trump about the whole Q thing, and on purpose. I mean if someone told him people believed that he was leading a battle against evil that included seeing the Clintons and Obama in jail, he would 100% start incorporating that into rallies and anyone sane around him (should there be someone left who fits that bill) would know that would make it worse.
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Smeep posted:I’m betting no one has told Trump about the whole Q thing, and on purpose. I mean if someone told him people believed that he was leading a battle against evil that included seeing the Clintons and Obama in jail, he would 100% start incorporating that into rallies and anyone sane around him (should there be someone left who fits that bill) would know that would make it worse. Dude lives on Twitter and is known to watch Alex Jones and shitloads of FOX. He knows what Q is.
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