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oh dope posted:It's right around 18% Cop asked about pipes that shouldn’t be there, not ones that should.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:10 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Cop asked about pipes that shouldn’t be there, not ones that should. I'm trying to help Disappointing Dollhouse out here.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:16 |
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This one time I was walking out of the grocery store and this cop pulled up into a handicap spot. I pulled out my glock and put a round right past his head, shaking my head slowly. He backed out and slowly drove to the opposite end of the row, parked, and as he walked past me he kept his eyes on his shoes.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:30 |
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You got away with an open beer and mouthing off? Obviously this cop couldn't write this cracker up for driving while brown. It's easier than a counterargument and helps his arrest record.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:05 |
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a mysterious cloak posted:This one time I was walking out of the grocery store and this cop pulled up into a handicap spot. I pulled out my glock and put a round right past his head, shaking my head slowly. He backed out and slowly drove to the opposite end of the row, parked, and as he walked past me he kept his eyes on his shoes.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:37 |
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Leon Einstein posted:After about 5 minutes of loving around, he pulled up to the left of me blocking the other lane and rolled down his passenger window to yell at me. Before he could talk I said "You know you had a stop sign there, right?" He then said "I WAS RESPONDING TO A CALL ABOUT A HIT PEDESTRIAN!" I said "Well, maybe you should turn on your lights."
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 04:55 |
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roomforthetuna posted:That's a pretty poor comeback under the circumstances, you wanted something more like "you'd better hurry and save them then, why are you wasting time talking to me! You're a loose cannon, McBain!" Still not great.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 19:45 |
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Hey has anyone said op is white yet
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:02 |
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How dare you endanger my family and their open beers! Lil' Dakota here almost spilled hers on her baby seat!
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:53 |
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then everyone clapped
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:01 |
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Cops kill about a thousand white people every year.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:04 |
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Personally I believe the OP and would like to hear more stories of cop ownage even if it’s coming from a place of white privilege I have only owned a cop once with white privilege, when at 16 I had just got done getting high at a baseball diamond in the dugout at night and when confronted hanging out with my friends in the ally I called the officer “dude” while telling a story and he said “Dude? That’s Officer to you” and I said “ok officer dude” and he surprisingly seemed ok with that
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:06 |
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White people being poo poo to cops isn't impressive since cops know their are usually consequences for being dicks to white people. You're not cool op. I'm sorry.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:10 |
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You've done the classic idiot thing where you think doing the same thing as someone else will give you the same result without thinking about why that happened that way. It's sad op, you're pathetic.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:12 |
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drilldo squirt posted:White people being poo poo to cops isn't impressive since cops know their are usually consequences for being dicks to white people. You're not cool op. I'm sorry. No duh
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:12 |
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I look forward to you fixing yourself.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:21 |
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I pissed on a cop and didn't even get thot
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 05:07 |
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i was a dick to a cop once and that ended up with me being arrested. then one time i turned right on red, and you couldnt do that, but it was like 1:30 am and i was like gently caress it. the one time i did it, cop pulls me over and he's like "bet ya thought nobody see that! well, you were wrong. i bet you do that all the time, huh? heres your ticket!" but he was wrong...that was like the one i did do it. . .drat that was unlucky
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 05:16 |
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:i was a dick to a cop once and that ended up with me being arrested. That sounds like beginning or end of the month camping where the lazy rear end cops try to get their quotas in sitting out at places they know people do stuff at, like when they sit off the side of a non-busy straight road that should be like 50mph and it’s at a 35, so you’ll get the fat asses who will pull you over for a 40 on the 29th so they don’t have to actually do poo poo
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 11:12 |
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The Dennis System posted:Cops kill about a thousand white people every year. yeah but how many of them don't deserve it
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 11:15 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Personally I believe the OP and would like to hear more stories of cop ownage even if it’s coming from a place of white privilege It speaks volumes about a cop's hosed up mentality that one of the top things I've learned is how prissy they get if you don't refer to them as Officer Pussbag. Even Sir gets them annoyed, they really need to hear that honorific. I have both accidentally escalated and de-escalated cop encounters because of this. e: autocorrect changed pissy to prissy but it still kind of works
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 11:50 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Personally I believe the OP and would like to hear more stories of cop ownage even if it’s coming from a place of white privilege Why? It didn't happen edit: Here's a forum for people who like to be real cool and badass about things that did not occur if you'd rather look there for more stories
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 12:04 |
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CJacobs posted:Why? It didn't happen
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 14:17 |
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i dont talk to the police
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 15:05 |
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curlys gold posted:i dont talk to the police Never talk to the police. If they are asking questions, it's because they don't have probable cause to search/arrest you, yet.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 15:55 |
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Cops don't need that poo poo anymore. You might get it thrown out in court but that's later on. Cops will gently caress you, your poo poo, your week for any reason they feel like
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:02 |
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Back in college someone called the cops on me and my roommate for being absolutely hammered on four loko in the apartment pool at like 330 in the morning. He was pretty pissed and told us to get out and I offered him a room temperature loko as a peace offering. He refused so I called him a homo and went back in the pool. He rolled his eyes and just said "just shut up and don't drown, if I get called out again you're getting arrested". My friend tried splashing him as he left. I'm pretty sure if we weren't so white we both would have been tased and arrested for assault or something.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:47 |
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Statutory Ape posted:Thats really gross and rude man Yeah you know well and good op did those blowjobs and he deserves credit
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 17:20 |
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I'm white. I rolled around in the mud with at least 5 cops. Ironic. I was resisting being handcuffed but I wasn't fighting back aggressively, just struggling. Didn't really want to die. When they finally managed to handcuff me, hands behind my back, they proceeded to taze me 4-5 times while kicking the poo poo out of me. I asked for the last couple taser shots, so my bad. I was finally knocked unconscious with the stock of a shotgun. Not being executed that night was most likely fear of a lawsuit and being white.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 17:35 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Back in college someone called the cops on me and my roommate for being absolutely hammered on four loko in the apartment pool at like 330 in the morning. He was pretty pissed and told us to get out and I offered him a room temperature loko as a peace offering. He refused so I called him a homo and went back in the pool. He rolled his eyes and just said "just shut up and don't drown, if I get called out again you're getting arrested". My friend tried splashing him as he left. I'm pretty sure if we weren't so white we both would have been tased and arrested for assault or something. You know drat well that the cop could have arrested your friend for splashing him as "assaulting an officer." If they're throwing you to the ground and they trip over you they can use that poo poo.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:32 |
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CJacobs posted:Why? It didn't happen Get a load of this guy lol. edit: Thought that was a link to the cops are cool thread. It's just PYF. I don't get it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:33 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You know drat well that the cop could have arrested your friend for splashing him as "assaulting an officer." If they're throwing you to the ground and they trip over you they can use that poo poo. Well yeah, I said he could have, but he didn't.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:35 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Well yeah, I said he could have, but he didn't. Ah, didn't see you mentioned that. And I didn't mean "YOU drat WELL" in a bad way. I meant, yeah we all know he could have done that.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:38 |
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Every cop I've ever talked to was a complete dick, even before finding out my last name. I look white so I dunno what the deal is, maybe cops nowadays except aggression and try to preempt it. I struggle to imagine the halcyon days when a cop would stop someone, have a cordial chat, wag their finger and drive off
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:54 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Ah, didn't see you mentioned that. Even in my extremely drunk state I told him that was a stupid thing to do. Imagine being the guy that gets carted off to jail for getting a cop's pants a little wet. Nobody wants to be that guy.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:54 |
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Cops are thugs and you shouldn't encourage them by calling them anything other than pig
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:55 |
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Any non white goons wanna contribute their run ins with the law to balance out this threads White Tales of Impunity
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 21:18 |
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Non white SA poster that intentionally antagonized a cop and is still in typing shape?
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 21:40 |
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Kazak posted:Any non white goons wanna contribute their run ins with the law to balance out this threads White Tales of Impunity They dead
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 21:40 |
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Op had the white of way.
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