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Aug 15, 2018 19:53
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Powershift posted:wrong hi i just wanted to tell you i appreciate this greatly.
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Aug 15, 2018 19:55
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subpoena news bumps $TSLA stock $47 dollars to close the day up UP UP
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Aug 15, 2018 19:56
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big dyke energy posted:cumshitter how's your cousin i havent really spoken to him since that text is hared and he hasnt tried to rub anything in my face. he has literaly never taken any of my investment advice. im not saying im an expert, but i can at least get his portfolio in front of people who have been doing investment stuff for decades. he still doesnt listen anyway the last thing i said to him was, "If you're not going to have a ceiling then at least have a floor." he might have thought this was some dumb metaphor for hubris or something though
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Aug 15, 2018 19:57
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WampaLord posted:The Most Expensive Weed Joke In History I love this future where we begin to build the codified understanding CEOs need to be locked safely in lead-lined rooms when unsupervised, because the internet now gives them 24/7 ability to destroy their company with a single drug fueled public statement why did I ever hate twitter this is clearly the peak of social technology
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Aug 15, 2018 20:01
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BioMe posted:I love this future where we begin to build the codified understanding CEOs need to be locked safely in lead-lined rooms when unsupervised, because the internet now gives them 24/7 ability to destroy their company with a single drug fueled public statement It's run by Nazi sympathizers
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Aug 15, 2018 20:06
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given theres an entire gigantic industry built around selling them its amazing how many people still dont get that for like 99% of people the correct investment strategy is just buy some fuckin mutual funds
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Aug 15, 2018 20:10
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The Glumslinger posted:It's run by Nazi sympathizers really though, what isn't run by nazi sympathizers in tyool 2018?
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Aug 15, 2018 20:16
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Wheeee posted:given theres an entire gigantic industry built around selling them its amazing how many people still dont get that for like 99% of people the correct investment strategy is just buy some fuckin mutual funds But I'm only getting 5% ROI when I could have gotten 7% 
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Aug 15, 2018 20:18
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The Glumslinger posted:It's run by Nazi sympathizers Does that actually mean something here or are you the reason I have to even ask?
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Aug 15, 2018 20:22
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BioMe posted:Does that actually mean something here or are you the reason I have to even ask? Jack and Twitter in general protects alt-right and literal neonazis super hard. Just ask lowtax about his bans for an example
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Aug 15, 2018 20:24
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The Glumslinger posted:But I'm only getting 5% ROI when I could have gotten 7% my cousin is a money obsessed idiot who, when i ran off the lat 8 years of total returns (index performance + reinvestment of dividends) numbers for the S&P 500 and Russell 1000, told me that doing as well as the market wasn't good enough and that he wanted to "smash the market"
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Aug 15, 2018 20:27
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All social media outlets are incredibly chud and Nazi friendly because they will buy any loving tee shirt you sell them. Every dipshit Instagram veteran lifestyle brand pumps money into the FB and Twitter ecosystem because the chuds will punch any monkey and click on any link that promises to own the libs. This is worth a lot of money for Facebook but more importantly the high click through rates on these guys are insanely good for Facebook's b2b marketing numbers. This is why white nationalism is explicitly allowed but saying "men are trash" will get an autozucc on Facebook. Bushiz has issued a correction as of 20:34 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 20:32
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cumshitter posted:my cousin is a money obsessed idiot who, when i ran off the lat 8 years of total returns (index performance + reinvestment of dividends) numbers for the S&P 500 and Russell 1000, told me that doing as well as the market wasn't good enough and that he wanted to "smash the market" He sees himself as a 'disrupter' I guess.
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Aug 15, 2018 20:42
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cumshitter posted:my cousin is a money obsessed idiot who, when i ran off the lat 8 years of total returns (index performance + reinvestment of dividends) numbers for the S&P 500 and Russell 1000, told me that doing as well as the market wasn't good enough and that he wanted to "smash the market"
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Aug 15, 2018 20:48
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Powershift posted:It was built with the wrong parts  I love this
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Aug 15, 2018 21:03
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triple sulk posted:it even has gilmour's smoking induced throat clear 💯
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Aug 15, 2018 21:28
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cumshitter posted:my cousin is a money obsessed idiot who, when i ran off the lat 8 years of total returns (index performance + reinvestment of dividends) numbers for the S&P 500 and Russell 1000, told me that doing as well as the market wasn't good enough and that he wanted to "smash the market" Shorting Tesla sounds like a good idea. They doing the same thing that Krispy Kreme did in 2004 and inflating earnings numbers. It did not work out well for them with the SEC.
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Aug 15, 2018 21:34
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FistEnergy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/95otw7/just_borrowed_232k_at_600mo_interest_to_buy_623/?utm_source=reddit-android quote:[–]Tje199 1 point 5 hours ago
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Aug 15, 2018 21:47
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It’s not up in flames until you sell. A better analogy is that he’s underwater and oxygen is starting to get tight.
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Aug 15, 2018 21:58
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Zamujasa posted:sorry for your loss You're*
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Aug 15, 2018 21:59
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How funny that is depends upon how much his total life savings are. If it's like $30k and ~$22k are up in flames, it's a lot funnier than him having like $200k and losing 10% of it.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:04
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Lote posted:It’s not up in flames until you drive.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:07
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Isn't funny how Musk pitches the whole oil industry/short seller conspiracy but then brags about his Saudi friends being the ones backing his conversion of Tesla to a private company? The article about engineers being threatened by management reminded me of the work under the surface work atmosphere at Theranos.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:09
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Zamujasa posted:sorry for your loss "I'm in it for the long haul" hopefully the long haul will last as long as a tesla fender in the rain
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Aug 15, 2018 22:10
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Ytlaya posted:How funny that is depends upon how much his total life savings are. If it's like $30k and ~$22k are up in flames, it's a lot funnier than him having like $200k and losing 10% of it.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:10
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The whole enterprise is a Theranos speedrun except there are actually existing Teslas. Everyone, please read Bad Blood
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Aug 15, 2018 22:11
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Wheeee posted:given theres an entire gigantic industry built around selling them its amazing how many people still dont get that for like 99% of people the correct investment strategy is just buy some fuckin mutual funds because having an etrade account is a socially acceptable way to gamble while simultaneously role playing Person Smart With Money
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Aug 15, 2018 22:23
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:The whole enterprise is a Theranos speedrun except there are actually existing Teslas. Everyone, please read Bad Blood It's familiar story especially the workplace culture of abuse, intimidation and silencing people who had product quality concerns.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:24
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nobody should ever be a retail investor and the whole retail investor portions of brokerages are basically just them sucking up fees off of gambling addicts
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Aug 15, 2018 22:25
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:The whole enterprise is a Theranos speedrun except there are actually existing Teslas. Everyone, please read Bad Blood Oh my god yes this. It's only like 300 pages and it has a bit of slow start but once it gets going oh buddy it gets loving going
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Aug 15, 2018 22:27
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quote:$21,589 of my life savings up in flames, and that's just so far. I'm in this for the long haul. lmoeba why the gently caress are you in it for the long haul if this is 2% of your net worth because by the time this is over it's gonna be 20% of your net worth plus whatever interest you paid lol
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Aug 15, 2018 22:29
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Taintrunner posted:Oh my god yes this. It's only like 300 pages and it has a bit of slow start but once it gets going oh buddy it gets loving going By the time they start stalking the author and holding whistleblowers hostage and poo poo you're like ok everyone involved should be in federal prison lol
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Aug 15, 2018 22:38
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This is the whistleblower, Martin Tripp. https://twitter.com/trippedover/status/1029837413265231872
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Aug 15, 2018 22:44
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Appears one of the fired engineers is in the replies
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Aug 15, 2018 22:48
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not a cult posted:"I'm in it for the long haul" car hodlers, I’m liking this new crossover
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Aug 15, 2018 22:53
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Taintrunner posted:Oh my god yes this. It's only like 300 pages and it has a bit of slow start but once it gets going oh buddy it gets loving going I’m reading it now on this thread’s rec. Good so far.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:55
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Agronox posted:This is the whistleblower, Martin Tripp. lol that twitter fukken owns musk is over, tesla shareholders are hosed
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Aug 15, 2018 22:59
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Who holds back the electric car? Musk does Musk does
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Aug 15, 2018 23:00
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Agronox posted:This is the whistleblower, Martin Tripp. a nice big  at dinnertime
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Aug 15, 2018 23:03
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