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Change "millennials" to "consumers aged 25-40" and laugh even harder at the ridiculousness of these articles.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:15 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 09:31 |
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Trying to figure out why millenials won't buy things while simultaneously deliberately impoverishing them is the most capitalism thing possible.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:31 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Change "millennials" to "consumers aged 25-40" and laugh even harder at the ridiculousness of these articles. https://twitter.com/mikemikemac/status/1021763603249147904
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:36 |
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"You know what boomers put on toast instead of avocado?" "What?" "Mayonnaise." "Goddamn." "I've seen 'em do it, man. They loving drown it in that poo poo."
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 01:07 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:We deserve global warming good news, global warming is just the earth running a fever to kill off the infection
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 07:35 |
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Mayonnaise > avocado
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 08:49 |
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steinrokkan posted:Mayonnaise > avocado Nice try Boomer, but we'll stick with our smashed avo on toast and no houses, thank you.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 09:01 |
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I made my own mayo per alton brown recipie and it was 10/10
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 09:58 |
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Lol think of all the garbage products that left a carbon footprint on the planet that future generations will be paying for. Like imagine starving to death because Shrek 4 and Billy The Big Mouthed Bass had to be shipped to every corner of the globe.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 11:43 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 13:49 |
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1030061977027133441
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:02 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:good news, global warming is just the earth running a fever to kill off the infection Now that's a Spencer's t shirt
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:06 |
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CNN doesn't just bury the lede, they exclude it entirely. Imagine not even paying lip service to our broken healthcare system and the failure of our labor policies in an article about coworkers having to donate personal time to their coworker with cancer.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:58 |
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Clinton News Network EDIT: Joke should be explained for the partisan- Clinton is Neo-Liberal / Conservative / Anti-Labor (all members of their family) so spinning the lack of proper sick time as a good thing is pretty much what Neo-Liberals / Conservatives do. To be fair... has issued a correction as of 16:25 on Aug 16, 2018 |
# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:20 |
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"Identity Condiments?" So mayo is anti-trans? Screaming Idiot posted:We deserve global warming Don't worry all the rich people will feel zero effects from global warming and most of the 2 billion deaths will be poor third worlders dying of floods and famines because we diverted all the remaining arable land to producing almonds and corn, then refused to let them immigrate as their countries were literally swallowed up whole by the ocean because maybe they're just faking it and they're actually terrorists.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:22 |
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There's already several small island nations that have made arrangements with other countries (Australia in particular I think) to relocate their population when their country literally ceases to exist in the next few decades but I can't imagine that kind of goodwill will last long once the number rises from a few thousand to millions and the timescale of the move changes from "long after the current government is out of office" to "right now, they're literally on boats already"
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:25 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:"Identity Condiments?" So mayo is anti-trans? I have no idea all I know is I wish they treated the chickens better.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:28 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:30 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:There's already several small island nations that have made arrangements with other countries (Australia in particular I think) to relocate their population when their country literally ceases to exist in the next few decades but I can't imagine that kind of goodwill will last long once the number rises from a few thousand to millions and the timescale of the move changes from "long after the current government is out of office" to "right now, they're literally on boats already" Narrator: They died.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:30 |
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Isn't Australia letting a bunch of migrants drown in the ocean and then fishing bodies out while the gov't goes "see we are tough on immigration?"
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:33 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:"Identity Condiments?" So mayo is anti-trans? I'm a tartare-exclusionary radical fishcondimentist
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:33 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Trying to figure out why millenials won't buy things while simultaneously deliberately impoverishing them is the most capitalism thing possible.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:42 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Wow, missed opportunity. Should have just been MANDLE and also come in smells like "power tools" and "insecurity." But 'freedom' is already one of the scents.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:43 |
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COMRADES posted:Isn't Australia letting a bunch of migrants drown in the ocean and then fishing bodies out while the gov't goes "see we are tough on immigration?" That's the EU you're thinking of
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:48 |
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quote:According to Hingston, Millennials' distaste for mayo could be because it jiggles, it looks like a gross bodily fluid, and it seems like "a boring white food," as opposed to something more exotic, like aioli (mayonnaise with garlic) ekuNNN posted:That's the EU you're thinking of oh word quote:PAPUA NEW GUINEA – On Manus Island in Papua New Guinea, the Australian government is creating a humanitarian catastrophe. COMRADES has issued a correction as of 17:54 on Aug 16, 2018 |
# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:52 |
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Whats this from?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:53 |
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Emulator posted:Whats this from? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7692572/
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:56 |
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quote:It looks like we don't have any Trivia for this title yet.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:58 |
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COMRADES posted:Isn't Australia letting a bunch of migrants drown in the ocean and then fishing bodies out while the gov't goes "see we are tough on immigration?" Oh yeah but those people want to move there now, not in 20-30 years when the current government doesn't have to deal with it. Agreeing to let the future global warming refugees move in is a great way to seem like you're helping without any of the downsides of having to actually help. Shame Boy has issued a correction as of 18:05 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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It was in the cspam trump thread, my apologies.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:03 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:It was in the cspam trump thread, my apologies. Got me all depressed for a minute lol
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:06 |
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COMRADES posted:
Yeah unlike Europe Australia at least lets them get as far as their prison colony hell island that nobody is allowed to approach within camera-filming-distance of for totally not horrible reasons we swear. Also it just hit me how funny it is that Australia of all places is operating a prison island.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:08 |
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They learned from the best...
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:14 |
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One day our prison islands will in turn have their own prison islands
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:33 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I dont usually like youtube personality stuff but this is great. Every loving youtuber having the same vocal fry and speech patterns is everything I hate about capitalism.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:00 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Narrator: They died. Australia isn't going to be any type of haven from climate change on account of the cities being unlivably hot. PS: My post with the commodified Jeff Koons kitsch-trash art going unappreciated proves you're all philistines.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:20 |
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COMRADES posted:Got me all depressed for a minute lol haha my bad I'll try to make sure poo poo is real first. Anyway here's some bread.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:26 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:haha my bad I'll try to make sure poo poo is real first. Anyway here's some bread. Soyboy bread.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:33 |
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https://twitter.com/DCLandlord/status/1027585415509958658?s=19
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:45 |
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If your bread doesn't have soy isoflavones then you hosed up!!
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:50 |