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My theory is all those drug labs make Florida smell like luciferin which attracts fireflies.
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Your theory is bad and you should feel bad
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glory hally hallelujah his soul's marching on
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Krankenstyle posted:I have no photo but these are headlines from two current Danish tabloids today when I bought cigarettes: Shrodinger's Prince, simultaneously in pain and partying in Majorca unless directly observed. Nebraska driver stunned with Taser after holding frog hostage, threatening deputy
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Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail
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Cythereal posted:Can't be us this time, we don't have fireflies this far south. https://www.wboy.com/news/police-pair-high-on-bath-salts-fired-gun-at-fireflies-mistaking-them-for-alien-lasers/1284881186
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To be fair the surname Pinedo-Velapatino has to be hell to carry around with you and I'd probably go a little crazy after 21 years with it and just want to play with some cats
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I am not in favour of this toxiplasmosis weaponisation program. From Judas to Jesus
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Nope, Those Aren't Mailboxes: Paris Rolls Out Sidewalk Urinals https://www.npr.org/2018/08/14/638512558/nope-those-arent-mailboxes-paris-rolls-out-sidewalk-urinals
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I'm pretty okay with that. Also upset I don't have a penis to partake in sidewalk pissing.
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Scathach posted:I'm pretty okay with that. Also upset I don't have a penis to partake in sidewalk pissing. As that Facebook lady said, lean in.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nope, Those Aren't Mailboxes: Paris Rolls Out Sidewalk Urinals They have those in the UK already. I have a photo somewhere of me using one.
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ZombieLenin posted:They have those in the UK already. I have a photo somewhere of me using one. Of course you do, you were outside in the UK
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Those have been around in my college town since forever. It's that or people pissing in random places.
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ZombieLenin posted:They have those in the UK already. Indeed. 
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Phlegmish posted:Those have been around in my college town since forever. It's that or people pissing in random places. Yeah I recall hearing that public urination in Paris is actually a really really big problem, the morning rolls around with just pee everywheeeeeere. This is like, the human equivalent of just putting the litterbox where your pet prefers to go. Just makes sense.
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That one broke my brain. I had to read the first sentence more than once to figure out what the gently caress they were trying to say.
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Why the gently caress is the byline on the right?
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Mayor to female commissioner: You make a living off anal bleaching. It’s a #MeToo moment, she says https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article216726340.html
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Henchman of Santa posted:Why the gently caress is the byline on the right? Brits read on the other side of the page
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Henchman of Santa posted:Mayor to female commissioner: You make a living off anal bleaching. It’s a #MeToo moment, she says Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: she does not profit from bleaching her own anus
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Researchers Solve Mystery of the Universe, Break Piece of Uncooked Spaghetti in Half
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I was cleaning out a cupboard and found some old (UK) newspaper cuttings I must have taken over 10 years ago... (Edited to replace tinypic link with imgur) Amphigory has a new favorite as of 13:32 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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Amphigory posted:I was cleaning out a cupboard and found some old (UK) newspaper cuttings I must have taken over 10 years ago... You think of your well paid job and nice house, your two cars and regular vacations, nice restaurants and bespoke suits... and you realize that you don’t have anything compared to the Bosnian villager who can just sit and have a nice beer with a bear whenever he wants.
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jojoinnit posted:Brits read on the other side of the page Nice Amphigory posted:I was cleaning out a cupboard and found some old (UK) newspaper cuttings I must have taken over 10 years ago... Your image wasn't loading for me so I uploaded it to imgur and put it in that quote in case others have the same issue.
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Thanks mate. I'm phone posting, so could very well have cocked something up
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Tinypic doesn’t like hotlinking and/or SSL.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Mayor to female commissioner: You make a living off anal bleaching. It’s a #MeToo moment, she says I would wonder how this loving toilet bug got elected mayor of anything, but it's Florida.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I would wonder how this loving toilet bug got elected mayor of anything, but it's Florida. Wait, what timeline am I in?
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Platystemon posted:Wait, what timeline am I in? The Biff one.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I would wonder how this loving toilet bug got elected mayor of anything, but it's Florida. He became mayor because previous one was arrested for money laundering
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