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Charlotte Hornets posted:Can someone explain me why don't network switches usually have a power on/off button? What would the point be I guess bump it and knock 48 people offline?
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Why would you ever want them racked up but not powered on?
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Aug 15, 2018 18:06
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<switch> uptime is 2 years, 26 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 8 minutes <switch> uptime is 4 years, 12 weeks, 5 days, 20 hours, 35 minutes <switch> uptime is 4 years, 49 weeks, 1 day, 23 hours, 26 minutes <switch> uptime is 6 years, 24 weeks, 4 days, 8 hours, 43 minutes <switch> uptime is 7 years, 47 weeks, 1 day, 22 hours, 19 minutes Why would would a switch need a button that never gets pushed?
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Aug 15, 2018 18:25
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Filthy Lucre posted:<switch> uptime is 2 years, 26 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 8 minutes Sometimes I just want to disrupt 24 people's network connection at the same time ok
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Aug 15, 2018 18:37
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It just feels wrong to abruptly unplug the power of a 4-5 figure live device I guess.
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Aug 15, 2018 18:48
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They generally don't have spinning disks, and aren't constantly writing data, which are the main things that can go wrong when you yank power on a device.
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Aug 15, 2018 18:58
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As above, they generally don't do that much - they boot the OS from flash and then load the config, and the whole thing lives in RAM. Routers are starting to have shutdown buttons on them now though.
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Aug 15, 2018 19:04
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George H.W. oval office posted:The DNS haiku has reared it’s ugly head twice now in the last couple days. Some chucklehead created a DNS record for localhost.company.com that doesn't resolve to the loopback address so we can't use "localhost" on any machine that has company.com in the search domain. Nobody can tell me why it was created, and we can't remove it unless we can prove it won't break anything.
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Aug 15, 2018 19:17
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SamDabbers posted:Some chucklehead created a DNS record for localhost.company.com that doesn't resolve to the loopback address so we can't use "localhost" on any machine that has company.com in the search domain. Nobody can tell me why it was created, and we can't remove it unless we can prove it won't break anything. This is truly baffling.
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Aug 15, 2018 19:23
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SamDabbers posted:Some chucklehead created a DNS record for localhost.company.com that doesn't resolve to the loopback address so we can't use "localhost" on any machine that has company.com in the search domain. Nobody can tell me why it was created, and we can't remove it unless we can prove it won't break anything. Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah Hoooly poo poo this is so good
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Aug 15, 2018 19:26
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"You can't make any changes until you prove that it won't break anything." Good luck with your "never make changes again" approach. Internet Explorer fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 19:29
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Set up a pdns recursor daemon on every host and write in a lua handler for localhost.company.com that immediately returns 127.0.0.1 and maintain eye contact.
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Aug 15, 2018 19:31
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SamDabbers posted:Some chucklehead created a DNS record for localhost.company.com that doesn't resolve to the loopback address so we can't use "localhost" on any machine that has company.com in the search domain. Nobody can tell me why it was created, and we can't remove it unless we can prove it won't break anything. orange sky posted:Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah E: Look at what that DNS record resolves to, check your logs to see what's connecting to it, go unfuck the configuration on those boxes. nullfunction fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 20:02
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The hosts file should be checked before the request even goes out to DNS, so that's a strange one
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Aug 15, 2018 20:22
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Finalized my travel to MS Ignite. Detouring into Houston on Sunday to go to the NY Giants game then flying to Orlando that night. Flying home Friday morning since its my wife's birthday and I missed it the past couple years due to this conference. Interested in a goon meetup and if anyone wants to hit up Disney one night I can bring in a couple guests with my passes.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:34
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Last year we played hooky on Friday and hit up Animal Kingdom for the day. I bet my boss wants to do the same again this year. I don't fly out until Saturday afternoon though, I like to stop at Disney Springs in the morning and hit Morimoto's for one last meal on the company card before I head home. This year though I turn around and head back to Orlando 6 days later for our 9 day WDW trip with the family. edit: I was wrong, they're not limiting booze, "one drink at a time" is the clarification. skipdogg fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 22:45
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Do all of these vendors independently choose to call their conferences Ignite, or is there some Ignite org that works with each of them? AWS Ignite, Palo Alto Ignite, Microsoft Ignite, maybe others?
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Aug 15, 2018 22:47
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SamDabbers posted:Some chucklehead created a DNS record for localhost.company.com that doesn't resolve to the loopback address so we can't use "localhost" on any machine that has company.com in the search domain. Nobody can tell me why it was created, and we can't remove it unless we can prove it won't break anything.
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Aug 15, 2018 22:57
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AWS is re:Invent not Ignite  . Also I am going again this year for some reason, anyone else?the reason is to get a paid week in Vegas
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Aug 15, 2018 23:10
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Look at all you with your fancy travel destinations I'm gonna be in fuckin Midland Texas the last week of August. Its expensive as gently caress with nothing there.
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Aug 15, 2018 23:15
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tomapot posted:Finalized my travel to MS Ignite. Detouring into Houston on Sunday to go to the NY Giants game then flying to Orlando that night. Flying home Friday morning since its my wife's birthday and I missed it the past couple years due to this conference. I'll be there! I was pondering making an Ignite thread, or should we just keep it here
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Aug 16, 2018 00:05
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Ignite will be my first conference. I'm pretty excited about it.
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Kensei created an #ignite2018 channel in slack if anyone wants to do a meetup. https://join.slack.com/t/somethinga...Mjk4NDY1ZGNiNmQ
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First day was a goddamn whirlwind. This is going to be quite a transition from in house to MSP. They use freshdesk and keseya and it seems ok. I was also assured engineering project work is my target after the helpdesk period so my rage has subsided a bit.
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Filthy Lucre posted:<switch> uptime is 2 years, 26 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 8 minutes Don't show this to your local InfoSec auditor. The salivation alone will start breaking equipment.
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Lord Dudeguy posted:Don't show this to your local InfoSec auditor. The salivation alone will start breaking equipment. Those are my honeypot switches, they just happen to also be a core part of the network. Two birds, one stone.
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Charlotte Hornets posted:It just feels wrong to abruptly unplug the power of a 4-5 figure live device I guess. 
in a well actually fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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Docjowles posted:AWS is re:Invent not Ignite I’ll be at Re:Invent this year as well. I asked to go, though I don’t really know why.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:I’ll be at Re:Invent this year as well. I asked to go, though I don’t really know why. I know where your new avatar came from, and it is goddam amazing  Would theoretically be down for a Vegas goon meet but in practice I had about 5 seconds of free time per day last year and I wanted to use those for introvert downtime.
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Aug 16, 2018 04:03
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nullfunction posted:E: Look at what that DNS record resolves to, check your logs to see what's connecting to it, go unfuck the configuration on those boxes. Collateral Damage posted:While really stupid, it shouldn't actually create problems unless the local resolver is retarded or misconfigured, it should always check hosts before using DNS and hosts should always have an entry for localhost. Some of the machines in question are mainframe LPARs, and they either don't have a HOSTS file or it's empty. Also, they're under such heavy change control that I can't easily go in and fix this. It was easier to change my code to use 127.0.0.1 instead of localhost.
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Aug 16, 2018 12:19
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skipdogg posted:I like to stop at Disney Springs... Why do people do this? It's just... shopping...???
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Matt Zerella posted:First day was a goddamn whirlwind. This is going to be quite a transition from in house to MSP. Kaseya is pretty cool, the only real problem with it is that it's agent based and there is a couple things out there that cause the agent to hang. Kaseya's official work around is to reboot the server when you can't force kill it (it hangs on 'stopping' usually)
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AlternateAccount posted:Why do people do this? It's just... shopping...??? Morimoto's to eat. Souvenir shop before I go home. I grab the kids some candy from Goofy's, and some stuff from the big Disney store for my wife and friends. We're big Disney fans, so I get that most people don't understand.
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Corsair Pool Boy posted:Kaseya is pretty cool, the only real problem with it is that it's agent based and there is a couple things out there that cause the agent to hang. Kaseya's official work around is to reboot the server when you can't force kill it (it hangs on 'stopping' usually) I'm slowly getting used to it. They have a bunch of automations in there too.
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skipdogg posted:Morimoto's to eat. Souvenir shop before I go home. I grab the kids some candy from Goofy's, and some stuff from the big Disney store for my wife and friends. We're big Disney fans, so I get that most people don't understand. This guy I used to work with would go every year to Disneyland with his wife as grown adults and it was weird. Then he had a kid so now its not as weird. I also have somebody I went to high school with that later came out as a gay bear type dude and he goes solo and takes pictures with all the people in costumes and its just amusing.
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Docjowles posted:AWS is re:Invent not Ignite Yes. I'll be at re:Invent and I'm not excited about it. I mean, not having to do work for a week is kinda exciting, but going to a conference is not. I generally avoid these things, but my company expects everyone to go to 1 or 2 conferences a year.
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skipdogg posted:Morimoto's to eat. Souvenir shop before I go home. I grab the kids some candy from Goofy's, and some stuff from the big Disney store for my wife and friends. We're big Disney fans, so I get that most people don't understand. I don't get it. I mean I would go to Morimoto's for sure, but I have zero love for Disney. My in-laws live in Florida and are retired, they get passes and are there multiple times A WEEK. It's completely bizarre and inscrutable to me.
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Matt Zerella posted:I'm slowly getting used to it. They have a bunch of automations in there too. Yeah. I don't have much access or visibility into that, but it's got the capacity for a lot of automation and reporting too. We got rid of Altiris and WSUS years ago and use Kaseya for all Windows patching (servers and workstations) as well.
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My Disney obsessed friend got married there and my wife and I were in the wedding party. The experience ruined Disney world for me, now we avoid it.
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Mrs. Schadenboner just texted me that she's reconsidering the wisdom of going to Disney World next year (in loving July) in favor of "just lying on a beach for a week somewhere". E: Just to clarify that we have a roughly Disney-aged kid (even though he's not real big on any of their stuff), we're not one of those creepy Disney people.
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