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Katt
Nov 14, 2017


We can't be picky about our allies in TYOOL 2018. At least the furries purged the nazis without a fuss. Polite society can't even do that.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/Zeddary/status/1029472722223546370

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Oh dang I missed that she was trans! Apologies above, didn't mean to insinuate genitals = gender, I just thought Alice was cis. That she is trans makes it loving amazing, it's not toothless at all, just the opposite! It must be so empowering to say that to a dude with sincerity. I am jelly.

Naomi is trans as well, so Homer Hickham has two sets of girl dicks/balls to suck.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


Nazis think 1984 and Animal Farm is based on the post WW2 labour party.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

chitoryu12 posted:

Naomi is trans as well, so Homer Hickham has two sets of girl dicks/balls to suck.

This is glorious.

The dick and balls thing is usually such a loaded thing hetero cismen say to women as an attempt to knock them down a peg and dominate them. The concept of it being taken back by women and hurled the other way as a method of raising oneself up brings me such joy.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Yeah there is some weird satisfaction I get from hearing / reading a woman say “suck my dick” to a man that, just by typing this out seems absurd. It’s like that phrase has more meaning or something in that instance.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Call me old fashioned, I think telling someone to suck their dick and balls on twitter is fine but linking that sentiment to their job is not fine. Not that I figure a furry understands professional decorum but whatevs.

You want to use my time machine to go back to when more people than the NYT editorial page cared about decorum?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

StrangersInTheNight posted:

This is glorious.

The dick and balls thing is usually such a loaded thing hetero cismen say to women as an attempt to knock them down a peg and dominate them. The concept of it being taken back by women and hurled the other way as a method of raising oneself up brings me such joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH2H3cMEKWI

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
I say it too, but I'm a ciswoman and tbh it just never feels like it has the same punch. But if I had a dick to be sucked, well then....I would be telling people to suck it 24-7. Women being able to honestly tell men to suck their dicks is just so sublime to me. All hail the glory of women with dicks.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Oh dang I missed that she was trans! Apologies above, didn't mean to insinuate genitals = gender, I just thought Alice was cis. That she is trans makes it loving amazing, it's not toothless at all, just the opposite! It must be so empowering to say that to a dude with sincerity. I am jelly.

All good. It’s easy to miss/not know context with these little clips of iosm.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I say it too, but I'm a ciswoman and tbh it just never feels like it has the same punch. But if I had a dick to be sucked, well then....I would be telling people to suck it 24-7. Women being able to honestly tell men to suck their dicks is just so sublime to me. All hail the glory of women with dicks.

I’m a woman with one and I don’t tell people that because I really don’t like having one. Down there just doesn’t exist tyvm.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Y'all can suck my dick if you try to tell me I can't say "suck my dick"

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Picnic Princess posted:

Y'all can suck my dick if you try to tell me I can't say "suck my dick"

:yossame:

E: really I do use a bunch of male-specific curses

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Arivia posted:

I’m a woman with one and I don’t tell people that because I really don’t like having one. Down there just doesn’t exist tyvm.

Perfectly valid as well 😊

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/redditships/status/1029822032345583616

This poo poo is why every goddamn porno these days is incest

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

We can't be picky about our allies in TYOOL 2018. At least the furries purged the nazis without a fuss. Polite society can't even do that.

look, i'm not saying Naomi shouldn't work for NASA. i just want to laugh at her attraction to anthropomorphized deer ladies :colbert:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I remember when furries and juggalos were the goofy people you made fun of on the internet :( Then the Third Reich showed up and ruined everyone's fun

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/redditships/status/1029822032345583616

This poo poo is why every goddamn porno these days is incest

I blame Game of Thrones

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

The newer games take place almost 200 years after the nukes and yet there are only ramshackle shacks and no noteworthy food sources. I like the setting but it really falls apart quickly when you start thinking about it.

Actually it makes perfect sense; why would post-nuclear Americans be doing any better than the current ones?

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

belt posted:

If she's celebrating an accomplishment with her friends and not hurting anyone else, and he bounces in to tell her to mind her language like a condescending rear end in a top hat and follows up with a "I'm in a position of power over you" statement, he should indeed suck her dick and balls. FFS, she doesn't even tag NASA in the tweet.

Homer Hickam has a long history with NASA so I don't want to come across as disparaging his past achievements. But holy loving lol. First, the National Space Council does not "oversee" NASA. Second, it was revived by our pissbaby president DJT in 2017 as a half assed way to keep a campaign promise. Hickam is one of /many/ civilian advisors for something that has no authority to do anything. And with that fake authority he decides to troll for people's tweets that mention (not even tag!) NASA. Like what the loving gently caress.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Henchman of Santa posted:

I blame Game of Thrones

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Boy going through those Wikipedia summaries sure was a trip.

TheSoulian
Dec 5, 2016


JFC it's crazier then I could have imagined; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_in_the_Attic

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Cythereal posted:

'Squid' is a generic nickname for Navy personnel in the American military, like 'jarhead' for Marines.

Huh, I'd never heard it before. Thanks! :tipshat:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

We can't be picky about our allies in TYOOL 2018. At least the furries purged the nazis without a fuss. Polite society can't even do that.

We're trying to purge them. Some of them still stick around, some still claim to be popular even. But their popularity is well on the wane, thankfully.

We still have some crazy gently caress that thinks he can sue a popular art site for saying "no Nazis aren't welcome, gently caress off" and banning some of the more well known and blatantly obvious ones. He tried to sue Battletech over some fan work he made. At least, I think it's Battletech.

Mercedes Colomar has a new favorite as of 02:29 on Aug 16, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Manuel Calavera posted:

We still have some crazy gently caress that thinks he can sue a popular art site for saying "no Nazis aren't welcome, gently caress off" and banning some of the more well known and blatantly obvious ones. He tried to sue Battletech over some fan work he made. At least, I think it's Battletech.

Mental illness is a hell of a thing

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


One of my fav podcasts did an episode about it http://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2015/09/16/038-flowers-in-the-attic-w-centa-schumacher-amanda-brand/

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Raldikuk posted:

Homer Hickam has a long history with NASA so I don't want to come across as disparaging his past achievements. But holy loving lol. First, the National Space Council does not "oversee" NASA. Second, it was revived by our pissbaby president DJT in 2017 as a half assed way to keep a campaign promise. Hickam is one of /many/ civilian advisors for something that has no authority to do anything. And with that fake authority he decides to troll for people's tweets that mention (not even tag!) NASA. Like what the loving gently caress.

We all deal with living in Hell Dimension our own way. Apparently his chosen coping mechanism to become a twitter troll. :shrug:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Facebook Aunt posted:

We all deal with living in Hell Dimension our own way. Apparently his chosen coping mechanism to become a twitter troll. :shrug:

Hes a rich white dude given a do-nothing job by the actual potus what does he have to cope with

Hedningen
May 4, 2013

Enough sideburns to last a lifetime.

Manuel Calavera posted:

We're trying to purge them. Some of them still stick around, some still claim to be popular even. But their popularity is well on the wane, thankfully.

We still have some crazy gently caress that thinks he can sue a popular art site for saying "no Nazis aren't welcome, gently caress off" and banning some of the more well known and blatantly obvious ones. He tried to sue Battletech over some fan work he made. At least, I think it's Battletech.

He tried to sue Battletech for ownership/force them into making his fursona a canon character.

The entire story is a hilarious chapter of gaming history.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I remember hearing once on twitter that a furry was trying to sue an artist doing furry commissions because "He's not really a furry!"

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Furries are great because the chill ones are always super chill, and the lovely ones are always the most entertaining, self-owning kind of lovely :allears:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ularg posted:

I remember hearing once on twitter that a furry was trying to sue an artist doing furry commissions because "He's not really a furry!"

I think that popped up on r/legaladvice. He did furry art and wasn't actually a furry but I guess didn't advertise that fact so this dude thought it was 'deception'

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Danaru posted:

I remember when furries and juggalos were the goofy people you made fun of on the internet :( Then the Third Reich showed up and ruined everyone's fun

Someone make that Legolas/Gimli "side by side with an elf" meme but with a Juggalo and a furry.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

If every goon, furry, and juggalo all went to their local antifa and started voting we'd be living in the faygo-flavored gay space communist future by 2050. Even sooner if we bring in all the creepy fetishists and gamers, although that future smells a lot worse.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

TheSoulian posted:

JFC it's crazier then I could have imagined; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_in_the_Attic

Tip of the iceburg. VC Andrews has a bunch of series that all revolve around tragic deaths, incest, and the tragic deaths that result from not succumbing to your incestuous love.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

there wolf posted:

Tip of the iceburg. VC Andrews has a bunch of series that all revolve around tragic deaths, incest, and the tragic deaths that result from not succumbing to your incestuous love.

She also only actually wrote a handful of them; she died in the 80s of cancer, but her books were so profitable that her family hired ghost writers to keep writing and publishing under the VC Andrews name.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Besesoth posted:

She also only actually wrote a handful of them; she died in the 80s of cancer, but her books were so profitable that her family hired ghost writers to keep writing and publishing under the VC Andrews name.

Not gonna lie, kind of dissapointed they didnt keep the ghostwriting in the family.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Raldikuk posted:

Homer Hickam has a long history with NASA so I don't want to come across as disparaging his past achievements. But holy loving lol. First, the National Space Council does not "oversee" NASA. Second, it was revived by our pissbaby president DJT in 2017 as a half assed way to keep a campaign promise. Hickam is one of /many/ civilian advisors for something that has no authority to do anything. And with that fake authority he decides to troll for people's tweets that mention (not even tag!) NASA. Like what the loving gently caress.

holy poo poo it took me a second to recognize October Sky

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/redditships/status/1029822032345583616

This poo poo is why every goddamn porno these days is incest

I have never seen r/relationships to be honest with you, and now that I have, I am going to happily die alone

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