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Jobbo_Fett posted:Jesus loving christ I know, what about people that like their hole fun with suction? It’s heteronormative bullshit is what it is.
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Aug 17, 2018 15:37
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Store Citizen: In-depth criminal erotic gameplay
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Aug 17, 2018 15:37
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I really have to commend you folks who wade through the jungles of reddit to pull out these gems. You're like hard working coal miners, except you're going to get black lung of the mind from exposure to these people.
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Aug 17, 2018 15:46
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Aug 17, 2018 15:49
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So what are the odds of Crytek actually landing an injunction on CIG in light of the amended complaint? Their discovery will likely focus on the source code given Daztek's post earlier. I read Smart's analysis of the ruling; I don't like the guy but I gotta admit he had a good point and seem to have been mostly correct in his predictions of how this would proceed.
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Aug 17, 2018 15:50
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Jason Sextro posted:the maverick legal team of Loblaw/Zuckerkorn Oh poo poo maybe Chris Roberts and Sandi gardner were watching Arrested development and didn't quite get that it was comedy. "They can't arrest husband and wife for the same crime" 
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Aug 17, 2018 15:56
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Jobbo_Fett posted:*sighs heavily as he unsheaths a chequebook* *fidgets a bit then unzips wallet*
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Aug 17, 2018 16:00
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Postorder Trollet89 posted:So what are the odds of Crytek actually landing an injunction on CIG in light of the amended complaint? Their discovery will likely focus on the source code given Daztek's post earlier. I read Smart's analysis of the ruling; I don't like the guy but I gotta admit he had a good point and seem to have been mostly correct in his predictions of how this would proceed. Despite the legal strategy, there's a certain amount of personal animus here between Crytek and CIG. Anyone who's ever worked with Chris Roberts will know why. Which means they're not necessarily going to go for the fast and clean win. They're going to figure in what makes CIG squirm the most. An injunction is the fastest thing, but gives CIG the out they're looking for. "We were winning until selfish lawyers killed the dream." Discovery while allowing CIG to keep believing they can "develop" the "game" is the funniest answer because it produces the most nervous sweat from the criminal center of this enterprise. Many here believe that discovery will not be public, therefore our LOLs will be limited. To them I say: have you even been following this debacle? CIG is the uncontested champion of unforced errors. Can you imagine the kind of poo poo that's going to happen if discovery proceeds? We'll see daily patches as they scrub stolen art assets that still have the watermarks. We'll see constant code changes and frequent last-moment TOS changes. We'll be able to reverse-engineer, purely from observing CIG's panic-stricken actions, exactly what discovery is turning up. That is the path of most humor.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:03
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yeah, come on in and read the thread its shitposting, rubbing, catte and doggo pics, pineapple discussion, anime tits, random rumormill poo poo no one really believes anyway and yea, some screenshots/tweets of some very stupid or reprehensible people posting some very stupid or reprehensible things like if you seriously believe the dozen or so posters in here are so powerful we are able to manipulate optics on a company supposedly worth hundreds of millions, there's probably also some gay frogs trying to corrupt your local children with socialism on another SA subforum too
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Aug 17, 2018 16:04
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TheAgent posted:
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Aug 17, 2018 16:07
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C-Bangin' it 
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Postorder Trollet89 posted:So what are the odds of Crytek actually landing an injunction on CIG in light of the amended complaint? Their discovery will likely focus on the source code given Daztek's post earlier. I read Smart's analysis of the ruling; I don't like the guy but I gotta admit he had a good point and seem to have been mostly correct in his predictions of how this would proceed. dunno, but I kinda find it difficult to believe that the judge will find her own argument to be lacking.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:10
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trucutru posted:dunno, but I kinda find it difficult to believe that the judge will find her own argument to be lacking. "Hey, who's the rear end in a top hat that wrote all this? What a moron."
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Aug 17, 2018 16:13
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Similar, but no! It was more like Timecube guy tried to write everything on posterboard complete with illustrations.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:14
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Postorder Trollet89 posted:So what are the odds of Crytek actually landing an injunction on CIG in light of the amended complaint? Their discovery will likely focus on the source code given Daztek's post earlier. I read Smart's analysis of the ruling; I don't like the guy but I gotta admit he had a good point and seem to have been mostly correct in his predictions of how this would proceed.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:15
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TheAgent posted:if they get an injunction its all goddamn over, that will be months and months and probably years of experts going over the codebase before there could be a determination That could add at least another week to the release date
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Aug 17, 2018 16:16
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its really bad because you cannot continue to produce any work while the injunction is in place -- so hands off the keyboard, crobbears although they could continue to create jpgs and sell them, actually, since it could be argued they don't exist in-engine yet and were created with standard art tools that have nothing to do with cryengine code
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Aug 17, 2018 16:19
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TheAgent posted:like 90% of my budget is going to art. art is loving expensive. gently caress art Do they know you're having it all done for a video game? "Yes hello I'd like 100 pictures of an anthropomorphized spaceship from my favorite game Star Citizen. Please make it a lady and give it enormous gazongas thanks in advance"
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Aug 17, 2018 16:20
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yes, and they charge more for commercial releases. a lot more
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Aug 17, 2018 16:23
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TheAgent posted:its really bad because you cannot continue to produce any work while the injunction is in place I think this may have already happened then, in 2014.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:23
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“Hiding in a dark corner. Lust is on his mind. Anything can happen.”  peter gabriel posted:I think this may have already happened then, in 2014. 
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Aug 17, 2018 16:25
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TheAgent posted:yes, and they charge more for commercial releases. a lot more You should have just asked Citizens to do it, they probably have large private collections by now.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:28
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TheAgent posted:although they could continue to create jpgs and sell them, actually, since it could be argued they don't exist in-engine yet and were created with standard art tools that have nothing to do with cryengine code I really like this idea because it causes Chris Roberts' belief system to fold in on itself. Chris thinks making art assets is making a video game, but the only way to keep stealing money during an injunction would be for him to accept the reality that making art assets is not making a video game. Sorry, Chris, but it looks like you have a choice to make: keep stealing, or keep lying. Don't worry, no matter which one you choose, you can keep being stupid.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:29
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TheAgent posted:if they get an injunction its all goddamn over, that will be months and months and probably years of experts going over the codebase before there could be a determination "Aaahh.. dang... too bad guys... we had a good surprise for you, the release of SQ42 was actually around the corner (for real this time) but now we can't, drat Skadden lawyers...". But at least now we know who answered the call. It was loving Skadden.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:31
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:This is more or less: Sai no more, sai no more  Oh, and does your space wife enjoy photography? Perhaps some photographs of spaceships?
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Aug 17, 2018 16:35
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MedicineHut posted:Oh I beg you, can I dismiss? I like it!
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Aug 17, 2018 16:36
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Scruffpuff posted:The Rockettes enter from the left as Broadway music begins playing. Men with canes and tophats enter from the other side and sing in unison. That inspired me! An old cartoon I still remember! For the tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laoBvt9CcQo THAT KAZAN Hero of song and story THAT KAZAN Winner of doubtful glory Telling all he's right Downvoting all night With a strength of tennnn Ordinary mennnnn THAT KAZAN Jpegs are safe when near him THAT KAZAN Only brigaders fear him Softness in his eyes Iron in his thighs Virtue in his heart Fire in every part Of the mighty THAT KAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!! THAT KAZAN Upvotes are mandatory THAT KAZAN Downvotes are predatory He is not afraid Software is his trade Understands the code He will not be slowed THAT KAZAN How can they understand him THAT KAZAN No one can reprimand him Join us for the ride Parping all with pride Victory is near Raise a mighty cheer At the sight of THAT KAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!! 
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Aug 17, 2018 16:36
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Nyast posted:"Aaahh.. dang... too bad guys... we had a good surprise for you, the release of SQ42 was actually around the corner (for real this time) but now we can't, drat Skadden lawyers...". Honestly with how tight their finances seem, CIG will have to start downsizing right away after an injunction lands.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:39
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trucutru posted:dunno, but I kinda find it difficult to believe that the judge will find her own argument to be lacking. She did the same thing with an injunction, noted that Crytek hadn't formally asked for one, so she said she wasn't going to deal with it because she didn't have to. No real prediction on whether she'll grant or deny one, just that it's not her problem right now.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:40
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Bofast posted:Sai no more, sai no more Dunno, haven't let her out of the cargo hold since I found her in a bit of emergent in-depth criminal erotic gameplay.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:41
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AutismVaccine posted:Yeah, crytek got cryrekt. What is so hard to understand? People should buy more spaceships and profit massively at game launch (400% profit). Do you remember those commercials in the late 70's where they would sell commemorative plates and say "While no guarantee the value will go up, all of the other plates we have offered have seen great increases in value"? I so get those flashbacks, 70's were a funky time friends.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:45
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Thoatse posted:*fidgets a bit then unzips wallet* *stares at the screen wearily and unzips fly*
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Aug 17, 2018 16:50
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Totally normal to start any post about a game and how erotic play relate with "I know this has been discussed extensively" Seriously, these guys just want to live out every incredibly perverted and most likely illegal sex/violence gameplay scenario ever crafted in the deepest recesses of the most broken of human minds. I'm guessing most of the flight stations built have already incorporated the remotely activated fleshlights and donginator 3000's I hope they have an automated lubrication station too, would hate for them to get ouchies on their peepees as they rape their way through the 'verse.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:51
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monkeytek posted:Do you remember those commercials in the late 70's where they would sell commemorative plates and say "While no guarantee the value will go up, all of the other plates we have offered have seen great increases in value"? I didn't enjoy the seventies, mostly because of all the bombs.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:52
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Scruffpuff posted:The industry is definitely running scared. After watching a stupid person on YouTube question a federal judge, all publishers are preparing to cancel their games and shut down their studios. They need to prepare for the mass exodus of all gamers across all demographics simultaneously stopping all non-Star Citizen video games forever. Blizzard is shutting down WoW servers, EA is closing up shop, and Steam is getting ready to fold. They realize the juggernaut that is one Chris Roberts, esquire, is going to steamroll them, and ultimately the essence of reality itself. Today's non-gamers are tomorrow's turret-gunners. I hear Fortnite dropped below 1000 concurrent players! The publisher is offering mass Seppuku kill offs of the devs until the players come back. They aren't coming back.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:53
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Aug 17, 2018 16:53
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TheAgent posted:if they get an injunction its all goddamn over, that will be months and months and probably years of experts going over the codebase before there could be a determination I fail to see any difference with their current schedule. No, wait, you mention experts. That's huge
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Aug 17, 2018 17:07
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monkeytek posted:Do you remember those commercials in the late 70's where they would sell commemorative plates and say "While no guarantee the value will go up, all of the other plates we have offered have seen great increases in value"? i wasnt even a thought at that time 
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Aug 17, 2018 17:10
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monkeytek posted:Totally normal to start any post about a game and how erotic play relate with "I know this has been discussed extensively" Can we start a fake company which offers to install this feature into their setup and post the hilarious e-mail exchanges which will follow?
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Lord Stimperor posted:Oh poo poo maybe Chris Roberts and Sandi gardner were watching Arrested development and didn't quite get that it was comedy. We will know this for sure if they decide to take to the sea to escape responsibility
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