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Drill a hole in the bottle and attach an IV. Take the wine into your body. Become Opposite Jesus.
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Don't drink wine, it's poo poo. Life. HACKED.
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Aug 18, 2018 19:54
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MageMage posted:Haha can anyone avatarize that split second with the avocado at 14:03? It's brilliant
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Aug 18, 2018 19:55
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Pilot two holes for 1/8th diameter flexible tubing. Insert one length of tubing a little over twice as long as the bottle to the bottom of the bottle. Tape the end of the tube so that it extends past the bottom of the bottle. This will be the vent. Insert one length of tubing just through the cork. This is the fun tube. Shove the other end of the fun tube up your rear end. Invert yourself and the bottle and have fun.
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Aug 18, 2018 20:57
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Scientastic posted:I remember a time before these sorts of things were called life hacks, opening a bottle of wine by putting it in show and repeatedly hitting the bottom against a wall
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Aug 18, 2018 21:28
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Oh, a SHOE! I was wondering how casting a bottle of wine in a theatrical arrangement was gonna help.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:38
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Make perfect hooch stash, hide loving pipes in it good job bozo https://i.imgur.com/sFBXzZx.mp4 #not #loving #hacked
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Aug 18, 2018 22:31
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Jerry Cotton posted:dump the wine on the floor and suck it up like a animal you piece of poo poo
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Aug 19, 2018 00:31
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Just buy wine in a box.
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Aug 19, 2018 01:10
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rydiafan posted:Oh, a SHOE! I was wondering how casting a bottle of wine in a theatrical arrangement was gonna help. I was picturing the wine being entered in a dog show, and the cork working its way out as the bottle runs that little dog slalom thing.
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Aug 19, 2018 01:22
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rydiafan posted:Oh, a SHOE! I was wondering how casting a bottle of wine in a theatrical arrangement was gonna help. Theater people, blowing their tops? I thought it was a  I didn't get.
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Aug 19, 2018 01:36
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You can just push the cork into the bottle with the end of a knife or w/e. Takes five seconds, though arguably not v classy if you are entertaining
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Aug 19, 2018 01:47
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Who the gently caress buys corked wine I can't even remember the last time I saw a wine bottle that didn't have a screwtop.
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Aug 19, 2018 03:29
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Tiggum posted:I can't even remember the last time I saw a wine bottle that didn't have a screwtop. Australia is leading the world in wine screwcap adoption. US and Europe and South America lag.
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Aug 19, 2018 04:10
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AlbieQuirky posted:Australia is leading the world in wine screwcap adoption. US and Europe and South America lag. 
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Aug 19, 2018 05:48
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AlbieQuirky posted:Australia is leading the world in 6€ wine.
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Aug 19, 2018 10:18
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It's true. All of it.
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Aug 19, 2018 11:58
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Australian wine costs you 6€? I can get non-terrible Australian wine for the $ equivalent of 5€ at the regular liquor store, less at Trader Joe's or the discount liquor store.
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Aug 19, 2018 18:20
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AlbieQuirky posted:Australian wine costs you 6€? I can get non-terrible Australian wine for the $ equivalent of 5€ at the regular liquor store, less at Trader Joe's or the discount liquor store. 6.79€ seems to be the cheapest red. Of course 3.25€ of that is tax.
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Aug 19, 2018 22:11
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The EU answer to "two buck chuck" is " tres euro vino"?
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Aug 19, 2018 22:20
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RandomPauI posted:The EU answer to "two buck chuck" is " tres euro vino"? I don't think the EU has a unified cheap wine policy.
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Aug 19, 2018 22:21
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RandomPauI posted:The EU answer to "two buck chuck" is " tres euro vino"? Two buck chuck isn't two dollars anymore. Freaking inflation. 
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Aug 19, 2018 22:23
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Winehack: buy bubbly in a bottle with a seam, hack it open with a cavalry saber. Great fun at parties. Bottles with corks work better, but it doesn't really matter if it's a screwtop because you're breaking the glass. this is a real thing that people do. Including myself.
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Aug 19, 2018 23:55
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Bad Angus! Bad!
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Yea it loving rules and is not hard at all. But you also have to own a sword, so maybe your coolness equals out.
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Aug 20, 2018 01:00
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Grem posted:Yea it loving rules and is not hard at all. But you also have to own a sword, so maybe your coolness equals out. Lifehack: you don't! https://i.imgur.com/btIlUmY.mp4
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Aug 20, 2018 01:11
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AlbieQuirky posted:Australian wine costs you 6€? I can get non-terrible Australian wine for the $ equivalent of 5€ at the regular liquor store, less at Trader Joe's or the discount liquor store.
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Aug 20, 2018 01:16
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Tiggum posted:I can get a bottle for $3 at my local supermarket. Being in Australia and all. The rest of us have to pay for shipping! Is $3 wine ($2.20 US) any good? The "Two-Buck Chuck" ($2.73 AU) wine at Trader Joe's was not great, imo. It's $2.99 now, $3.99 for the organic wines (which aren't bad).
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Aug 20, 2018 04:12
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No, 3 dollar wine is not good.
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Aug 20, 2018 04:28
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:No 3 dollar wine is not good. There we go
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Aug 20, 2018 04:44
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Dewgy posted:Holy poo poo the ending is just “here’s how to make hobo wine”. Life fuckin’ hacked baby.  Who wants to come over to my house and have some purple-and-teal chemical reaction cabbage slime eggs? I mean, yeah, I could just use food coloring since no one eating the finished product will see the cool color change happening, but then we'd all miss out on that delicious cabbage slime flavor.
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Aug 20, 2018 04:50
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AlbieQuirky posted:Is $3 wine ($2.20 US) any good? It is indeed 12 to 13 percent alcohol, same as the expensive "fancy" wines. 
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Aug 20, 2018 04:54
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Chillbro Baggins posted:Winehack: buy bubbly in a bottle with a seam, hack it open with a cavalry saber. Great fun at parties. Bottles with corks work better, but it doesn't really matter if it's a screwtop because you're breaking the glass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp9-tEHa8U
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Aug 20, 2018 05:09
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wesleywillis posted:Wood screw and a pair of pliers. I've done the following terrible life hack several times at hotels. Take a Bic pen (always in a drawer in a hotel). Smash it though the cork with the Gideon's Bible. Yank it back out. Dribble some wine out into a glass so that you have an air void. Take the pen apart and use the body as a drift to knock the cork into the bottle. Put the pen back together. Drink the wine. Read the Gideons's Bible before you go to sleep because you may as well do so. You owe the Gideons that much. Stick to New Testament. There's no harm in being reminded to not be a jackass and that wine is good.
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Aug 20, 2018 06:51
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wood screw is my default method because every time i use an actual corkscrew it either makes the cork crumble apart or just snaps off inside the cork when i try to pull on it
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Aug 20, 2018 07:21
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Just suck that bad boy right out
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Aug 20, 2018 07:41
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WITH YOUR SUCK #LOL #OWNED
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Aug 20, 2018 08:08
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:No, 3 dollar wine is not good. Idk, me and 3 friends drank two cases of “shy pig - wine based drink” in a weekend. It’s not even wine, and for just £3 was pretty good.
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Aug 23, 2018 13:40
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With a legally-mandated descriptor like "wine-based drink" I would expect it to contain more high fructose corn syrup than alcohol by volume.
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Aug 23, 2018 15:11
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If you see a label that says this product was inspired by wine that's where the good stuff is.
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Aug 23, 2018 15:27
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Yeah wine is such a restrictive label, wine inspired means you can go hog wild and make something truly special, not restricted by such niceties as "having to use recognisable fruit" or "answer awkward questions about Russian research chemicals"
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