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BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

a hotdog is a sandwich and so is pie

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:00

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# ? May 26, 2024 07:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

pie is absolutely a sandwich. if soup is a sandwich, and I�ve been assured ITF that it is, then pie definitely is.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:06

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

[quote="President Beep" post if soup is a sandwich, and I’ve been assured ITF that it is
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for what soup besides MAYBE french onion could anyone even begin to assert this, let alone defend the assertion

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:08

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Penguissimo posted:

for what soup besides MAYBE french onion could anyone even begin to assert this, let alone defend the assertion

I mean, given sufficiently large amounts of bread I suppose a bowl of french onion soup could essentially become "A cheese sandwich with a lot of au jou?"

:shrug:

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Penguissimo posted:

for what soup besides MAYBE french onion could anyone even begin to assert this, let alone defend the assertion

it was some talmud level sandwich scholar poo poo. i can't even begin to recite it.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:21

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

chowder in a bread bowl maybe?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:25

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Same way pasta is soup really. Different concentrations of sauce and contents

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:25

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

is a bread bowl a sandwich?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

The Management posted:

is a bread bowl a sandwich?

oh for sure. that's a pretty straightforward one. i think capt. foo said those were open face sandwiches.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:27

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

if I lay a slice of bread on the ground is the earth an open faced sandwich?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:36

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

The Management posted:

if I lay a slice of bread on the ground is the earth an open faced sandwich?

No but I think the sky would become one?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yeah from the bread up is the sandwich.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:49

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

lay pieces of bread on opposite sides of the earth and boom: planet sandwich

# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:50

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

lay pieces of bread on opposite sides of the earth and boom: planet sandwich

http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:44

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

a bread bowl is a calzone sandwich

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:47

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

pot pie is a soup sandwich

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

pot pie is a soup sandwich

ah! but you repeat yourself!

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:51

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Aug 17, 2018 23:43

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

looks just like the last one. where is the innovation apple??????

# ? Aug 17, 2018 23:44

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

anthonypants posted:

http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

delicious

# ? Aug 17, 2018 23:48

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

elmer chud posted:

looks just like the last one. where is the innovation apple??????

I cackled

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:44

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Taintrunner posted:

I cackled

same

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:46

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

col

p good favourites tray

# ? Aug 18, 2018 04:11

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

eric posted:

NOT AT THIS DISTANCE YOUR HONOR

# ? Aug 18, 2018 08:59

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

col

p good favourites tray

ive never seen the fifth panel before :prepop:

# ? Aug 19, 2018 02:11

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Agile Vector posted:

ive never seen the fifth panel before

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bbm

# ? Aug 19, 2018 06:44

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

a real miscarriage of a company

# ? Aug 19, 2018 14:50

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

nerdrum posted:

I've used the following devices in the last year

Mi Mix 2s
Huawei P20
Pixel 2XL
LG G7
XZ2 Compact
XZ Premium
XZ1 Compact
Essential Phone
Galaxy S9+
iPhone X
Note 8
iPhone 8 Plus
HTC U11

Negating the fact that I could have probably purchased a well equipped early 2000's honda civic for the same amount of money,

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:38

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

but why though???? ugh.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

there�s something pathological going on there.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:46

Astoundingly Ugly Baby: Mar 22, 2006; "...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

nerdrum posted:

a well equipped early 2000's honda civic

🤔

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

vtec bithc

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:52

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

elmer chud posted:

you shouldve quoted the rest of the post it gets funnier as it devolves into declaring xiaomi the best phone (not surprisingly defending the last purchase made if the phone timeline is accurate) and talking about how its a copy of an iphone yet better

nerdrum posted:

The Mi Mix 2s is the only one that felt like it could actually compete with the Samsung / Apple's of the world in terms of consistent UI focus, regardless of how "knocked off" of iOS it is -- I really think the overall user experience on Xiaomi devices is a full generation ahead of every android developer outside of Google at the point. It is as fast, if not slightly faster through the UI (especially gesture wise) than the OnePlus -- the screen seems to be calibrated to show actual human eye colors very similarly to Sony in that sense, the Camera's are about the same as the iPhone X in terms of quality, and nearly close to the 2XL in terms of night shots, FFC on the bottom chin hasn't bothered me since I am not taking too many selfies.

It's a device that makes very specific compromises and I very much like those compromises. If I had to rate my list from top to bottom:

Mi Mix 2s
Pixel 2XL
Huawei P20
XZ2 Compact
iPhone X
iPhone 8 Plus
Essential Phone
XZ1 Compact
Galaxy S9+
Note 8
HTC U11
XZ Premium
LG G7

If you don't give a poo poo about flipping your phone over for selfies, want an honest to god blindingly fast UI with some bloat you'll actually want to use and lean into -- Mi Mix 2s is the prettiest thing I've ever put my hands on and it feels like you can beat someone over the head with how heavy and substantial it feels. It really is an evolved iPhone in terms of software and design with all the android poo poo you need; sometimes being a copycat isn't the worst thing.

I will also say, the G7 is genuinely the worst cellphone released in the last 2-4 years with no exaggeration and how anyone on earth can find that screen and UX to be acceptable post 2014 is beyond me.

its pure gold top to bottom

# ? Aug 19, 2018 19:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

that gold? it�s actually piss.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 19:15