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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Len posted:

22 isn't underage though?


I mean they've been doing it for years it's how she buys her weed!

But I can see I'm losing this so accepting defeat and leaving the thread.

I don't think you ever stood a chance. That boomer rant about young people preferring certain vegetables over other vegetables was so completely insane that any mention of avocados is now poisoned for at least a generation

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

I don't think you ever stood a chance. That boomer rant about young people preferring certain vegetables over other vegetables was so completely insane that any mention of avocados is now poisoned for at least a generation

they're fruits idiot!!!

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Never would've tried 'avocado toast' without the noise

Thank you, boomer-kind.

It's <$2 for toast + guac + eggs. Owns.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Accretionist posted:

Never would've tried 'avocado toast' without the noise

Thank you, boomer-kind.

It's <$2 for toast + guac + eggs. Owns.

hell yeah dude im gonna make some nice fluffy scrambled eggs and chop up that sweet fruit and chunk it in with it

i paid for it all with CalFresh

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Accretionist posted:

Never would've tried 'avocado toast' without the noise

Thank you, boomer-kind.

It's <$2 for toast + guac + eggs. Owns.

Boomers are just mad that millennials discovered the perfect food.
Also mad that they can't capitalize on it because avacados and limes are run by cartels.

Faded Mars
Jul 1, 2004

It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
Is the older sister hot? She can probably start an avocado insta empire if she poses suggestively with them.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I mean a lot of people are kind of bad with finances

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

actionjackson posted:

I mean a lot of people are kind of bad with finances

The sad thing is that if she was a billionaire, people would be tripping over their own feet to give her more money.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
I woke up this morning shivering, in a cold sweat... I had a vision that somewhere a lazy person won't starve to death today.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



actionjackson posted:

I mean a lot of people are kind of bad with finances

My former roommate and his gf are in their mid 20s, have a combined income of over $150,000 and had a mountain of credit card debt because they just wouldn't stop buying stupid poo poo. They would have food delivered at least 3 times a week every week, and when they did buy groceries they would buy too much and have to throw away a good chunk of it.

Living with them was infuriating to watch them piss away their money on whatever dumb electronic toy they saw at the mall or some clothes that she'll totally wear when she loses the weight she's trying to lose.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Modus Pwnens posted:

I woke up this morning shivering, in a cold sweat... I had a vision that somewhere a lazy person won't starve to death today.

You must be rich.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That's amazing. I believe it but goddamn that level of waste is impressive. I feel wasteful sometimes but jfc blowing through that income and saddling debt up too is pretty loving impressive.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Moridin920 posted:

That's amazing. I believe it but goddamn that level of waste is impressive. I feel wasteful sometimes but jfc blowing through that income and saddling debt up too is pretty loving impressive.

I helped them move out, and it took about three full u-hauls to get their stuff out of the house. Two people in their 20s should not own three u-hauls worth of stuff.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I helped them move out, and it took about three full u-hauls to get their stuff out of the house. Two people in their 20s should not own three u-hauls worth of stuff.

do they own any funco pops?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When things are labeled as 10 for $10 or whatever, you don’t have to buy that number to get the advertised price

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Siljmonster posted:

do they own any funco pops?

Not as many as you'd expect, maybe a half dozen or so.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Not as many as you'd expect, maybe a half dozen or so.

one is too many

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Super Grocery Kart posted:

When things are labeled as 10 for $10 or whatever, you don’t have to buy that number to get the advertised price

Sometimes you do, but it will be clearly marked if so.

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

Super Grocery Kart posted:

When things are labeled as 10 for $10 or whatever, you don’t have to buy that number to get the advertised price

I work at a grocery store. People don’t understand those deals no matter how you spell it out to them.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine



Outside my local brew pub just now.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

what an idiot thats obviously a car

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Apr 16, 2017

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That is almost certainly the owner of some fast food franchise making a joke that his BMW is the company's corporate jet, and I hate him so much for it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

what an idiot thats obviously a car

He had a Door County tee shirt on. I flicked my cig but at him.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Burt Sexual posted:

He had a Door County tee shirt on. I flicked my cig but at him.

I do this, but at people who blow red lights when I have a green left arrow. Bonus points if their driver side windows are down.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

He had a Door County tee shirt on. I flicked my cig but at him.

I had to look it up, but I'm assuming its super chuddy there?
Also, here's my daily schedule.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had to look it up, but I'm assuming its super chuddy there?
Also, here's my daily schedule.



All that cost and effort, and he still looks like a skinny-fat dude who never works out, lol

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
He spends so much on tasteless nu-health nutritionist garbage. The amount he spends in one day on his gimmick could feed a family of four for a week.

Emu meatballs? Activated almonds? Cacao nibs? Really, bro?

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I eat better than that guy and I'm on food stamps

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Save money this holiday season by not activating your almonds


*newspaper headline spins into view*

"Are millennials killing the activated almond industry??"

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wish we grew the almonds that had cyanide in them instead of milk

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How does one activate an almond?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Super Grocery Kart posted:

How does one activate an almond?

By spending four times more on the same almond.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Super Grocery Kart posted:

How does one activate an almond?

you soak it in water and salt for like 12 hours and then leave it out to dry for another 12

if done correctly you should have an almond that is exactly the loving same

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Super Grocery Kart posted:

How does one activate an almond?

I dunno I'm more of a water sommelier



Faded Mars
Jul 1, 2004

It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had to look it up, but I'm assuming its super chuddy there?
Also, here's my daily schedule.



guillotine.txt material right here.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had to look it up, but I'm assuming its super chuddy there?
Also, here's my daily schedule.



This isn't capitalism though, its farthuffing.jpg

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


This whole website holy poo poo


https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/new/

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

If i own a business that warrants having vehicles, I'll get that plate to put on a late 80s Jetta

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
and he released all of their technology lol

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

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