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the great ol viking celtic nordic style
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Aug 19, 2018 21:41
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:
under gay luxury space communism, i would build a little machine that puts around putting these dudes on everything: 
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Aug 19, 2018 21:42
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I dont know what I would do without my Japanese scream jar.
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Aug 19, 2018 21:50
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Capitalism loves milking insecure dudes for cash. There's so much poo poo out there that's FOR MANLY MEN ONLY and it's all low quality garbage.
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Aug 19, 2018 21:51
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BACON SOAP BACON CONDOMS BACON MEMBERSHIPS BACON LOTION BACON BEARD WAX BACON ANAL LUBE BACON BACON BACOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
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Aug 19, 2018 21:53
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Executive bacon scent
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Aug 19, 2018 21:55
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Elderbean posted:Capitalism loves milking insecure dudes for cash. There's so much poo poo out there that's FOR MANLY MEN ONLY and it's all low quality garbage. thats actually just pretty funny, what isn't funny is making all basic feminine hygiene products pink and more expensive because you have a captive audience
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And now for the woman of your life: Lilac-infused executive bacon scent
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Former DILF posted:thats actually just pretty funny, what isn't funny is making all basic feminine hygiene products pink and more expensive because you have a captive audience Funny: doesn't affect me. Not funny: affects me. Very capitalist of you!
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Aug 19, 2018 22:01
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Len posted:Buying 10 meme fruit to get those sweet sweet Tumblr donations because getting a job is just so hard So wait she spun $10 into a bunch of other people's money? I think she's more clever than you think buddy.
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Aug 19, 2018 22:01
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These are kinda cute tho...
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Chomp8645 posted:Funny: doesn't affect me. It doesn't effect men either
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Aug 19, 2018 22:03
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Chomp8645 posted:Funny: doesn't affect me. actually im a dude and its funny because nobody's forcing us to spend extra on executive bacon scent, I just use the same discount store crap i always did that doesn't have an AR-15 on the label or camouflage
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Aug 19, 2018 22:04
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Elderbean posted:Capitalism loves milking insecure dudes for cash. There's so much poo poo out there that's FOR MANLY MEN ONLY and it's all low quality garbage. My favorite at work is Dude Wipes. They’re just butt wipes that cost twice as much.
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Aug 19, 2018 22:04
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Super Grocery Kart posted:How does one activate an almond? What the hell is a "homemade coconut"
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Mill Village posted:My favorite at work is Dude Wipes. They’re just butt wipes that cost twice as much. Much like Fresh Balls for Men. Interesting they sell a deodorant cream just for your balls.
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Aug 19, 2018 22:07
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:This whole website holy poo poo 
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ate all the Oreos posted:What the hell is a "homemade coconut" Probably has a coconut palm in the back or some poo poo.
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tfw you are too embarrassed to buy the mobility scooter.
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Former DILF posted:thats actually just pretty funny, what isn't funny is making all basic feminine hygiene products pink and more expensive because you have a captive audience I've read a lot about the "feminine" products being more expensive for the same thing so I compared a few once and for the same brand of the same thing with the same ingredients (different smell but otherwise the same) and the same volume the "feminine" version was cheaper so therefore all women are liars who are just out to spermjack you for child support  I mean I realize it's definitely the other way around for like 90% of stuff but hey do some price comparison and maybe you can save money sometimes if you don't care that you're smelling like dainty floral cupcake pink glass ceilings or whatever
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Aug 19, 2018 22:12
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KiteAuraan posted:Probably has a coconut palm in the back or some poo poo. That would be a homegrown coconut  However I figured it out - he's just mixing up commas. The actual thing is a homemade "coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin" which sounds real gross
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I feel like this one could be the foundations of some stoner comedy like Sifl and Ollie.
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ate all the Oreos posted:The friends I have who were previously actually homeless for long periods of time and not made up for the internet homeless worked the hardest they have in their lives while homeless because you have to spend every moment of every day finding food that's reasonably safe to eat or screaming at another bum to keep them out of the area you've staked out to sleep at or figuring out how you'll avoid freezing to death tonight, I guess they just gotta spin those skills into a job. finding food and shelter is easy. churches give out free food, and food banks too. homeless shelters will give you a cot so long as you are not dangerous or drunk. most homeless are dangerous and/or drunk so yeah some of them have problems.
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Rutibex posted:finding food and shelter is easy. churches give out free food, and food banks too. homeless shelters will give you a cot so long as you are not dangerous or drunk. most homeless are dangerous and/or drunk so yeah some of them have problems. A lot of places are no longer allowed to pass out food, and the ones that are usually don't have the resources to cope with the load. Homeless shelters are often overcrowded and lacking in resources too, and will often come with ridiculous catches -- the local homeless shelter in my lovely little town will only allow men, no women or children, as "they can stay with their relatives."
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Rutibex posted:finding food and shelter is easy. churches give out free food, and food banks too. homeless shelters will give you a cot so long as you are not dangerous or drunk. most homeless are dangerous and/or drunk so yeah some of them have problems. And the best thing of all is that it works the same exact way everywhere!
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actionjackson posted:I mean a lot of people are kind of bad with finances I had several friends get those first credit cards in college and go absolutely banannas with them. "It says I have a 5,000 dollar limit! I can spend 5,000 dollars!"
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Screaming Idiot posted:A lot of places are no longer allowed to pass out food, and the ones that are usually don't have the resources to cope with the load. Homeless shelters are often overcrowded and lacking in resources too, and will often come with ridiculous catches -- the local homeless shelter in my lovely little town will only allow men, no women or children, as "they can stay with their relatives." What?
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Rutibex posted:finding food and shelter is easy. churches give out free food, and food banks too. homeless shelters will give you a cot so long as you are not dangerous or drunk. most homeless are dangerous and/or drunk so yeah some of them have problems. Nah man, thats just plain wrong in a lot of parts in the world. You know homeless people dont freeze to death every winter because they are lazy or whatever dumb poo poo you are making up. Also if you were homeless and made you way out into a better life, good for you. But assuming that its the same for everyone, as you seem to be doing, just makes you seem like a real piece of poo poo with no love for your fellow man. So I dont know, get some perspective or something, go travel, or just stop loving posting your terrible opinions.
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Zombiepop posted:Nah man, thats just plain wrong in a lot of parts in the world. You know homeless people dont freeze to death every winter because they are lazy or whatever dumb poo poo you are making up. lots of cities will give homeless a free bus ticket to California, so you can enjoy the finest social services and climate the country has to offer
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Aug 19, 2018 23:48
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Tafferling posted:What? It's all true. In my area when me and my wife were homeless (living in a hotel) I was looking up shelters to prepare for worst case scenarios and found most of them forbid couples so we would've had to go to separate shelters about 20 miles apart with no car
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Of course if we weren't so loving lazy it wouldn't have been an issue to just walk to each other's shelters to visit and plan how to get out of this mess (since we couldn't afford cell phones either)
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just to be clear, I work in a public library and help out the homeless on a daily basis. I became a librarian because the library really helped me when I was homeless myself and I wanted to contribute to that. but that doesn't mean lots of people aren't homeless because they are lazy as gently caress. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Rutibex posted:but that doesn't mean lots of people aren't homeless because they are lazy as gently caress. Holy poo poo you're stupid.
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Rutibex posted:lots of cities will give homeless a free bus ticket to California, so you can enjoy the finest social services and climate the country has to offer Yes America is the center of everything. You are wrong, you are entitled to your opinions and I guess this way of looking at the world works for you, so whatever. Still wrong and small minded tho. Here I got a lil link for ya buddy, and its not scientific so you will probably understand it: https://www.cdc.gov/features/homelessness/index.html Edit: im going to bed, you keep going on being terrible.
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Zombiepop posted:Yes America is the center of everything. You are wrong, you are entitled to your opinions and I guess this way of looking at the world works for you, so whatever. Still wrong and small minded tho. Here I got a lil link for ya buddy, and its not scientific so you will probably understand it: https://www.cdc.gov/features/homelessness/index.html obviously being homeless in India or whatever would suck really bad. I do not disagree
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Or you know the rest of the world, like England, or Canada, or Poland. As previously stated, you lack perspective.
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Meet a water sommelier. Visit his restaurant of 100 different kinds of bottled water which cost up to $20 a bottle.
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What's with all these lazy homeless people sitting around depressed drinking alcohol all the time?? Get the gently caress up and go do some uhh... yard work or something
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