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Selachian posted:Well, of course -- it's made with soothing lanolin! Fuckin lol I hope Battlechimp Potemkin has an unreasonable issue with long flights of stairs
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 23:13 |
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Phy posted:Fuckin lol
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 23:18 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 00:08 |
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Kalli posted:Doom Patrol #34 This is the greatest comic story ever told. The Brain steals the new prototype body that was being made for Cliff "Robotman" Steele, which had secretly gained sentience and planned to blow himself up once Cliff was inside him. Once Mallah puts The Brain inside the body, they declare their long standing secret love for each other, kiss, then explode. No moral.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:02 |
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Infinitum posted:Reposting a classic If you all have never played goon cult favorite and space murder simulator Space Station 13, that screenshot is a good summary of the game
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:16 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:This is Golden Age sci-fi comics distilled to their purest form. Silver age. The silver age was defined by the SF elements. Julie Schwartz was in charge of DC at the time and he had been an assistant to John W. Campbell, the editor who basically shaped what science fiction was more than anybody else. The golden age's science fiction tended to be extremely slight. Superman might have come from another planet where people had the proportional leaping ability of grasshoppers, but who gave a poo poo about Krypton when there were mobsters to be punched. SF stuff was treated very perfunctory in the golden age. It was during the silver age that everyone fought aliens every other week, characters got origins that were "science" based, and DC published multiple SF anthology books. There is a superbrief bumper in the hazy zone between golden and silver age where you do see SF stuff show up more, but I consider that part of the transition. tl;dr, have a picture of a monkey with four guns.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:41 |
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Random Stranger posted:Silver age.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:50 |
What age was Stardust the Super Wizard from?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:51 |
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No guns, but you don't need them when you're a real ace face.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:53 |
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Zereth posted:What age was Stardust the Super Wizard from?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:56 |
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Did someone say more apes with guns? And as a counteractive, here's a chilled-out hepcat ape.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 03:21 |
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Vulpes Vulpes posted:No guns, but you don't need them when you're a real ace face. What's double strange about the Mod Gorilla Boss is that years later they tried to get interest going for Animal Man again (this was just before G-Mo started his series) and he admitted to Wonder Woman that that adventure was all a publicity stunt.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 04:01 |
It needs to be said that the reason DC had so many gorillas and apes in the silver age was that their sales showed that the comics with apes on the covers had sold noticeably better than the others a couple times, so there was a company wide mandate to do more ape stories. The apes didn't even need to be that involved in the story, as long as it let them put an ape on the cover. ~artistic integrity~
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 05:02 |
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Worth it for Gorilla Grodd alone. The fantastic gorilla covers were just a bonus.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 05:10 |
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Does anyone have that panel of Wolverine just riding his motorcycle peacefully until he runs into a razorwire trap set up by Sabertooth, who then taunts him before flying away with a loving jetpack?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 05:19 |
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John Dyne posted:Does anyone have that panel of Wolverine just riding his motorcycle peacefully until he runs into a razorwire trap set up by Sabertooth, who then taunts him before flying away with a loving jetpack?
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Lurdiak posted:It needs to be said that the reason DC had so many gorillas and apes in the silver age was that their sales showed that the comics with apes on the covers had sold noticeably better than the others a couple times, so there was a company wide mandate to do more ape stories. The apes didn't even need to be that involved in the story, as long as it let them put an ape on the cover. dc was right and should return to their gorilla-centric line up.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 05:33 |
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Luckily his jacket and jeans had a healing factor too.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 05:42 |
I like to think that Sabertooth spent most of the day cleaning up all the dead bodies that went through that trap before Wolverine did.
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GrandpaPants posted:I like to think that Sabertooth spent most of the day cleaning up all the dead bodies that went through that trap before Wolverine did. I like to think he just set up a new trap a bit further up the road every time that happened.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 13:57 |
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Wolverine blissfully driving by corpses.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 14:07 |
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The most amazing thing is that it cut the motorcycle into little bits. The wire must be impossibly sharp.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 14:08 |
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prefect posted:The most amazing thing is that it cut the motorcycle into little bits. The wire must be impossibly sharp. Snikt?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 14:10 |
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prefect posted:The most amazing thing is that it cut the motorcycle into little bits. The wire must be impossibly sharp. You think Logan wasn't speeding?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 14:45 |
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I like to imagine Sabretooth setting it up like Wile E. Coyote, sneaking from rock to bush to tree with every step punctuated with a piano note. doon doon doon ... doon doon doon!
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 14:58 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 15:04 |
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Impressively, it split into a thousand pieces, and yet there's no fluids spewing everywhere.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 15:08 |
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Endless Mike posted:Impressively, it split into a thousand pieces, and yet there's no fluids spewing everywhere. They tried to keep it as PG as possible.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 15:09 |
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The bike was actually made of Duplo blocks
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 15:14 |
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That is actually a bike Sabertooth was fixing up when Wolverine showed up
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 16:23 |
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Endless Mike posted:Impressively, it split into a thousand pieces, and yet there's no fluids spewing everywhere. Wolverine was holding it together with his telekinetic powers.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 16:57 |
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Those trees are actually portals to the razor wire dimension.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 17:15 |
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Later on karma comes in the form of Deadpool. Of course then Deadpool comes up and tries to fight him instead of mocking him and flying away on a jetpack, so it's not as good
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 18:29 |
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Note to writer: next time, make sure artist knows what a pez dispenser is.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 18:33 |
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davidspackage posted:Note to writer: next time, make sure artist knows what a pez dispenser is. ? A head that's only attached by a flap of skin and the spine is pretty much a PEZ dispenser.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 18:49 |
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It's a pretty loving evocative choice of words all the same.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 18:55 |
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What you think a Pez dispenser should do: open up jaw and pop out a candy like the cartoon character is barfing up sweet-flavored chalk What a Pez dispenser actually does: the entire head tilts back so it's more like the sweet-flavored chalk is being barfed out a tracheostomy hole
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Proteus Jones posted:? Yeah, but even that's not what I'm seeing here? It just looks like Creed's bleeding profusely from the throat. Just seems like the writer had something more gruesome in mind, but maybe that's me projecting.
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