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PetraCore: Jul 20, 2017; 👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Pick posted:

I don't even care if it has bacteria, it's gross and it smells bad (like pee).

Yes the brain does not usually encourage people to hang around their waste products.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:00

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:39

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Pick posted:

I don't even care if it has bacteria, it's gross and it smells bad (like pee).

Pee can smell different depending on what you eat

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:02

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

My Imaginary GF posted:

Pee can smell different depending on what you eat

Well it's never GOOD.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:03

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

If you have a pee fetish you just need to find someone that has a tarpaulin fetish. It all works out in the end.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:04

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

If a waiter served me soup and I was like "augh, this smells exactly like pee!" no one would ever go "good pee or bad pee?"

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:05

PetraCore: Jul 20, 2017; 👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Pick posted:

If a waiter served me soup and I was like "augh, this smells exactly like pee!" no one would ever go "good pee or bad pee?"

The ocean smells like fish pee.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:06

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Pick posted:

If a waiter served me soup and I was like "augh, this smells exactly like pee!" no one would ever go "good pee or bad pee?"

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:06

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

It's easy, if you're into peeing on people you're gonna drink a lot to have lots of pee, so it'll be clear and smell less. Think a little, people!!!

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:06

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Simply Simon posted:

It's easy, if you're into peeing on people you're gonna drink a lot to have lots of pee, so it'll be clear and smell less. Think a little, peeple!!!

ftfy

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:07

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

PetraCore posted:

The ocean smells like fish pee.

I don't drink seawater

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:08

PetraCore: Jul 20, 2017; 👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Pick posted:

I don't drink seawater

Good.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:09

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

PetraCore posted:

Good.

*taps temple, nods*

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:10

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Look I just wanna know mecha-guy�s callsign is that to much to ask?

Also lol at the hubby with all the weird habits.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:18

Darkrenown: Jul 18, 2012; please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes

But what if your girl is a squirter???

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:26

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

monkeytennis posted:

Look I just wanna know mecha-guy�s callsign is that to much to ask?

Also lol at the hubby with all the weird habits.

Commander Stained Porcelain of the UTI

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:26

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Pick posted:

Well it's never GOOD.

Have you ever tried?

# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:29

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Danaru posted:

Oh man there was a period of two weeks or so where noted creepo and possibly perma'd user Elsa drew a comic of that story and it had the Jaeger pissing on a tied up godzilla

I think it was after his weird art theft porn photoshops but before he cranked one to a mod and told them about it

LOL! I just figured they banned him so that he would go back on meds. Thas gross.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 23:39

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

La Brea Carpet posted:

My [33/F] husband [35/M] of 3 years has been acting really weird lately

It's either drugs or a tumor.

Guess the fetish?

OP posted:

It's peeping, he wants to pretend to be a stranger spying on me in the shower or when I'm changing, then pretends to "break in" to the house to get off to me catching him.

This dude has antisocial personality disorder is probably planning to murder that woman he is stalking.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 23:47

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

A photo of some woman unlocking her door, and also his fetish is to spy on a woman and break into her house.

But god forbid you confront him over this because you were snooping.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 23:56

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Bleach is sterile too, may as well incorporate that in the bedroom now somehow. Like the parents in moral orale

# ? Aug 20, 2018 00:09

Motronic: Nov 6, 2009

Barudak posted:

If you marry Mel Gibsons sister you reap what you sow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY73f1bRO6Q&t=32s

# ? Aug 20, 2018 00:42

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

dudeness posted:

A photo of some woman unlocking her door, and also his fetish is to spy on a woman and break into her house.

But god forbid you confront him over this because you were snooping.

For real!

# ? Aug 20, 2018 00:54

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

dudeness posted:

A photo of some woman unlocking her door, and also his fetish is to spy on a woman and break into her house.

But god forbid you confront him over this because you were snooping.

she should pretend to "catch" him doing creepy poo poo, maybe he'll be too busy getting off to get mad about snooping

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:03

Mushmouth: Feb 21, 2004; Urban Tumbleweed

Bamabalacha posted:

My partner and I both see our parents quite a bit (both sets are cool and good, and like cooking awesome food and going to nice restaurants), but it�s usually only for a few hours at a time, for a specific activity, and the other person can totally tap out if they don�t want to go. Having to spend the whole weekend sitting around with my in laws doing nothing would drive me insane.

We also live like 5 minutes away from my parents which actually made seeing them for dinner faster and lot more convenient. Since we�ve been that close to them it�s nbd to just stop by for an hour for dinner or whatever without pressure.

My future in-laws moved a block away from us after we moved into our current location. Fiance doesn't necessarily get sometimes that me not wanting to hang out all the time doesn't mean I hate them.
Just, gently caress, I still cannot believe they did that :I

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:10

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

she should pretend to "catch" him doing creepy poo poo, maybe he'll be too busy getting off to get mad about snooping

She could also give him the granos treatment

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:11

ScentOfAnOtaku: Aug 25, 2006; I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

La Brea Carpet posted:

My [33/F] husband [35/M] of 3 years has been acting really weird lately

It's either drugs or a tumor.

I wonder if he got the bruises when one of his stalkings went a bit past just peeping...This lady needs to call the loving cops. I'm sure as his wife she's hoping for the best but one of the things he's done is enough to get professional help in some way. The stalking one is straight up already criminal, but where does she think he's going to stop? Or how about, how would she feel if some guy was stalking her in the same way?

Even if it's a tumor, get the cops involved first, then get him assessed. Try to keep the stalking victim safe.

How are people so hosed up?

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:26

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

tactlessbastard posted:

She could also give him the granos treatment

But it was my understanding that �the granos treatment� solely and exclusively means to call the police on granos and I don�t see how that would help.

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

burial posted:

But it was my understanding that �the granos treatment� solely and exclusively means to call the police on granos and I don�t see how that would help.

I mean it's never a bad idea

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:28

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

RoboRodent posted:

Can I just declare myself antipope?

Normally you declare yourself pope, which makes you antipope. I'm not sure what happens if you declare yourself antipope. Presumably by conservation of charge you become pope?

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:28

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

loquacius posted:

I mean it's never a bad idea

Oh, poo poo. You�re right. She should probably get on that.

e: vvv
oh my god. thank-you! i forgot all about the bonus implication that it�s Calvin and Susie.

burial fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Aug 20, 2018

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:31

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

I knew this would come in handy

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:33

Shnag: Dec 8, 2010; "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

He indulged in her fetishes, and after must plodding his deep dark secret was overall pretty harmless, considering what else has been posted here it could have been worst.

# ? Aug 20, 2018 01:56

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Pick posted:

Pee is gross, also it seems like that would be really messy.

Actually urine is incredibly sterile and.......nah, you know what, knowing that makes me sound weird enough without launching what would sound like a defense of it.

Definitely gross.

# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:13

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Pick posted:

Well it's never GOOD.

Actually if you eat a diet consisting mostly of........oh, never mind. drat IT!

Xenocides fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Aug 20, 2018

# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:14

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

QuarkJets posted:

Bleach is sterile too, may as well incorporate that in the bedroom now somehow. Like the parents in moral orale

If you use enough you can also satisfy an albino fetish.

# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:16

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Beachcomber posted:

I knew this would come in handy

# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:18

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

My (30M) best friend (26F) thinks I am a stalker

quote:

OK.

I feel as if she has blown this whole situation out of proportion now.

A couple of days ago, she said she was going to do something, and because I know she does not know many people, I asked her "cool, who ya going with?" and she refused to tell me, and then got really loving mad for asking. She didn't speak to me again after that.

About an hour later, a pic appeared on her Snapchat story saying that me asking her that made her depressed. (did not explicitly state me but it was obvious cos it was in English)

The next day, she done the fun thing. She didn't speak (we have not spoken since Friday, now is Monday) and that was cool. I want her to have fun.

Later on in the evening, something appeared on her Twitter saying how she wish she could have had fun, but didn't because she couldn't do something without being asked who she was doing it with. She ended it with how she thinks she is being stalked.

I seriously did not know how this blew out of proportion. I thought it was normal to ask somebody who they are doing something with. Furthers the conversation.

This story is 100% accurate. Since I asked her who she was going with (and I literally used the words said) and she responded, that was it. I did not say anything at all. Nothing. There was literally nothing I could have done to make her feel stalked. The only thing that may have come close is me playing the same multiplayer game as her at the same time but, honestly, we always play that at the same time (it is an MMO) and she should have expected me to play. No, I did not speak to her at all when we were playing.

At this point, I really don't care if she doesn't speak again. I genuinely care about her, so if she is happier not speaking to me, then so be it. This just makes me feel bad.

TL;DR: My friend thinks I am stalking her. I really am not. I asked something out of general niceness.

Well let's see if OP has any additional info in the comme-

quote:

100% positive I am not leaving something out.

I know she has been suffering from severe anxiety as of late. (we used to talk about everything, except this one thing me asking her who she was going with, apparently that was off limits)

Maybe she will come around, but who knows. I can't cut her out completely, though. I live in a foreign country and before this, she was without a doubt my closest friend.

quote:

I know she is having a hard time in life right now, and she says things deliberately to hurt people on occasion. I don't know why.

For example; my greatest fear in life is being boring to people, so she will randomly say "you're being boring" (I know I am not, she knows I am not, but she does it!)

A few weeks ago, I told her I hate being called a stalker (somebody else said I was, but as a joke so it is 100% cool that!)

So I fear she is doing it to make me feel bad.

quote:

I already had her a few days back write about 20 paragraphs to me on Skype about why she 'screamed' at me the day before. Something to do with work.

I mean, I am willing to give her space. Her being happy is more important than her being my friend. She did finish therapy earlier this year after cutting herself and attempting suicide. She knows that she is not 'healthy' right now, but tomorrow she finds out whether she gets to keep her job contract or not.

I have talked to her about her blowing up over random things before (it is a new thing she is doing), and she agreed she should not do it.

quote:

She knows I had feelings for her in the past, but the friend part is and always has been priority.

It has never stopped her talking about guys previously, or telling me literally anything else that she has done. It was just this one thing.

# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:28

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Haifisch posted:

My (30M) best friend (26F) thinks I am a stalker

Well let's see if OP has any additional info in the comme-

Did this poster have a username of u\denko by any chance?

# ? Aug 20, 2018 02:32

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

My daughter [32/F] is threatening to ban me [54/F] from attending her wedding.

quote:

I've posted here before and I feel the need to come here again with a new problem regarding my daughter. We're a Navajo family and for the past few months, my youngest daughter (25) has been telling me about a white coworker that she likes and wants to date. I've consistently told her that I only want her dating within our race, but she suddenly has this rebellious attitude towards me. It almost feels like she's abandoning our culture.

My oldest daughter is finally marrying her Native boyfriend of 10 years and the wedding is coming in September. I've been trying to set up my youngest daughter with a Native date that I've picked for her, but she said that she'd rather go to the wedding without a date than go with some random guy that I picked. I gave her number to one Native that I met at the DMV while I was renewing my registration and she claimed that he only asked for nudes from her and she said that she didn't want anything to do with him. She also told me that she's going to ask her white coworker to be her date and that there's "nothing I can do about it." I've threatened to forbid her from attending the wedding if she goes with a white man, but she simply said "Then go ahead and do it." What's worse is that my oldest daughter is threatening to ban ME from attending if I don't let my youngest go with whoever she wants. And my oldest isn't bluffing, unfortunately. She already refused to let me go with her on her bachelorette party after I tried to take control and make the party the way I want it.

Now I'm stuck in this position where I might not be able to go to my own daughter's wedding, all because of my youngest. My husband has been very lax about this whole thing. Regarding my youngest, he said that she's old enough to make her own decisions and my other children are apparently taking my daughter's side as well. I feel like the whole family is turning on me just because I care about my youngest preserving our cultural bloodline. Am I really the bad guy in all of this? Why shouldn't I be allowed to attend my own daughter's wedding? What should I do?

tldr: Daughter wants to attend a family wedding with a guy that I don't approve of.

# ? Aug 20, 2018 03:09

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:39

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

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# ? Aug 20, 2018 03:12

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