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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



dent corn fresh from the field (not all dried out) actually tastes fantastic, I used to just occasionally snag an ear while I worked. No cooking needed.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


This product sort of makes sense. Over here in Northern Europe, we can't grow much sweet corn. This means that any most corn on the cob is kind of old when it gets to the store.

Corn has an enzyme that turns sugars into starch, the longer the sweetcorn sits around, the less sweet it gets. Boiling stops this enzyme's activity permanently. The plastic bagged corn is parboiled, just enough to stop the sugar breakdown. Youcook it for a few minutes and it tastes better than canned corn or old corn on the cob.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I suppose for that, but I can assure you lack of readily available corn is not an Asian issue.



(corn "cheese" stuffed waffle)

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the intervening waffle makes the kerning weird on that, so it looks like "conch ~ <waffle here> jeuwaffle"

conch waffles, sounds delicious. alternatively, conch jew waffles, gotta make another stroke there tho

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

bob dobbs is dead posted:

alternatively, conch jew waffles, gotta make another stroke there tho

Wouldn't conch waffles be treif, though?

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

iRend posted:

Speaking of chips...



Few pages back but trip report for those who are curious: I got the Kettle chip ones because the CC's just seem wrong. I thought the Kettle ones should be alright because I've inadvertently had that combo before at parties, since Cadbury Dairy Milk and Kettle Sea Salt chips are fairly staple Australian party foods.

The chip pieces are very small and salty, which basically makes it taste like chocolate with sea salt, and texturally like chocolate with salted caramel pieces.

All in all, 7/10, will finish the pack.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Whitlam posted:

Few pages back but trip report for those who are curious: I got the Kettle chip ones because the CC's just seem wrong. I thought the Kettle ones should be alright because I've inadvertently had that combo before at parties, since Cadbury Dairy Milk and Kettle Sea Salt chips are fairly staple Australian party foods.

The chip pieces are very small and salty, which basically makes it taste like chocolate with sea salt, and texturally like chocolate with salted caramel pieces.

All in all, 7/10, will finish the pack.

Thanks for doing it so I didn't have to.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Whitlam posted:

Few pages back but trip report for those who are curious: I got the Kettle chip ones because the CC's just seem wrong. I thought the Kettle ones should be alright because I've inadvertently had that combo before at parties, since Cadbury Dairy Milk and Kettle Sea Salt chips are fairly staple Australian party foods.

The chip pieces are very small and salty, which basically makes it taste like chocolate with sea salt, and texturally like chocolate with salted caramel pieces.

All in all, 7/10, will finish the pack.

What's a CC is that like Doritos?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spankmeister posted:

What's a CC is that like Doritos?

I think it might be more like Fritos

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Tashilicious posted:

I think it might be more like Fritos

I don't know what Fritos look like but CCs are triangular corn chips, similar to Doritos

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

EoinCannon posted:

I don't know what Fritos look like but CCs are triangular corn chips, similar to Doritos



They're basically unflavored Doritos with a different shape.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zipperelli. posted:



They're basically unflavored Doritos with a different shape.

They're flavored with salt. A lotta salt.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


axolotl farmer posted:

This product sort of makes sense. Over here in Northern Europe, we can't grow much sweet corn. This means that any most corn on the cob is kind of old when it gets to the store.

Corn has an enzyme that turns sugars into starch, the longer the sweetcorn sits around, the less sweet it gets. Boiling stops this enzyme's activity permanently. The plastic bagged corn is parboiled, just enough to stop the sugar breakdown. Youcook it for a few minutes and it tastes better than canned corn or old corn on the cob.

No dude - this is a convenience food, not some kind of preservation thing. I visited Taiwan and Thailand last summer and displays like this were in every loving store in both. I'd watch people go into a 7-11 and buy a couple marinated eggs, a super sweet coffee, and a cob of corn for breakfast. My friends who were hosting me kept these in their bags to give to the kids when they'd get fussy. I got kinda fixated on it when I was there because it was just so odd.

Here's a different picture. It's just a stack of vac packed corn, and it's just loving laying there. I think that's mayo beside the eggs, too.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

bob dobbs is dead posted:

6 major varieties of corn in the usa, and waxy corn in asia added to those
dent, flint, pod, pop, flour, sweet
most corn in us is dent, and most of that goes to animal feed, hfcs, cornmeal. inedible w/o processing. pretty much among the best yield crops in the world
flint is multicolored but same as dent pretty much, except yield sucks so noone grows it.
pod corn is not cultivated, it's wild corn
pop corn is only used to be pop corn, p. much. it's a specific cultivar of flint corn
flour corn is used to make corn flour, not to be confused with cornmeal
sweet corn is directly eaten
waxy corn is also directly eaten, but is very different to sweet corn and most us peeps don't like it, sure. it tastes more similar to glutinous rice than sweetcorn does which is why old peeps in korea, japan and china sometimes eat it. in america it's used basically exclusively in adhesives and processed food starches

there is also blue corn in the southwest us and baby sweetcorn, which is just sweetcorn taken while like a week old. there are also like 30 sweetcorn varieties

nearly only old peeps in china and korea eat waxy corn on the reg. if you went to a hypermart you would've gotten mostly sweet corn with maybe like a basket of waxy corn hidden away somewhere

This was an awesome post and doesn’t deserve to be lost at the bottom of the last page.

I ate corn yesterday. And had loose corn this morning.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



You're not supposed to wash chicken in the first place, anyway. All you're doing by running it under the water is just spreading a bunch of bacteria around your sink.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Ziv Zulander posted:

You're not supposed to wash chicken in the first place, anyway. All you're doing by running it under the water is just spreading a bunch of bacteria around your sink.

Not if you use antibacterial soap. :haw:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


spankmeister posted:

Not if you use antibacterial soap. :haw:

You're not supposed to use antibacterial soap at all, either! GOSH !!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You're supposed to just open palm slam that slimy meat into a sink filled with cold water. But just once. More than that would be redundant.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

CommonShore posted:

No dude - this is a convenience food, not some kind of preservation thing. I visited Taiwan and Thailand last summer and displays like this were in every loving store in both. I'd watch people go into a 7-11 and buy a couple marinated eggs, a super sweet coffee, and a cob of corn for breakfast. My friends who were hosting me kept these in their bags to give to the kids when they'd get fussy. I got kinda fixated on it when I was there because it was just so odd.

Here's a different picture. It's just a stack of vac packed corn, and it's just loving laying there. I think that's mayo beside the eggs, too.



When you were in Thailand, did you try the corn yogurt?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Finally stumbled on a weird potato chip flavor to share with y'all! My husband and I were high and Krogering (never a wise decision) and came upon these in the snack aisle:


[pic not mine]

Having a full on case of the munchies, my man tears the bag open before we even start the car. He pops a couple chips in his mouth, starts chewing, then pauses. In a low, pensive voice, he says:
"I think I have made a grave mistake."

Once you get over the initial weirdness of "why does this potato chip taste like a Chinese takeout joint smells?", they're actually not bad. The prominent flavor is sesame oil, that's what (for me) made it Tso-ish. The first chip is definitely off-putting if your brain and mouth are primed for the usual US chip flavors like sour cream & onion or BBQ. But as we tried more, they kinda grew on us, and we ended up plowing through quite a few on the drive home. Not sure we'd buy them again, but not a grave mistake. 6/10, I'd say.

Fake edit: just occurred to me that they'd probably be bitchin' if you dipped them in duck sauce

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


JacquelineDempsey posted:

Fake edit: just occurred to me that they'd probably be bitchin' if you dipped them in duck sauce

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Pirate Radar posted:

When you were in Thailand, did you try the corn yogurt?

No - I pretty much just ate nothing but what the locals put in front of me. I got a bit sick once from a delicious thai fruit salad with pla-style fish sauce. Would again.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

CommonShore posted:

No dude - this is a convenience food, not some kind of preservation thing.

I mean, it's both right? They have a long shelf life and don't need refrigeration, but also it's ready-to-eat if that's your jam.

It's also got quite an unappealing texture, so it's not really comparable to fresh corn on the cob.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Haha

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

CommonShore posted:

Here's a different picture. It's just a stack of vac packed corn, and it's just loving laying there. I think that's mayo beside the eggs, too.



The 'mayo' is tube tofu.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer






Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ErikLoomis/status/1030692197744533505




https://twitter.com/ReverendLars/status/1030701731741491201



https://twitter.com/mjpphd/status/1031160789518958592



Memento has a new favorite as of 06:56 on Aug 20, 2018

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Did bagels used to be called donuts or something? Because those recipes would be odd but not gross with a bagel instead of a donut

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Spread slices of ham with mustard. Wrap a banana in each ham slice and place in shallow baking dish. Pour cheese sauce over bananas and bake in moderate oven. Dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



drat but there are a lot of variations on that thread classic hollandaise/ham/banana thing, aren't there?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


It's like one of those recipes written by a poorly trained AI :stonk:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Boiled ham slices.

I can't.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: not a grave mistake

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


bike tory posted:

Did bagels used to be called donuts or something? Because those recipes would be odd but not gross with a bagel instead of a donut

Plain donuts used to be significantly more dense and less sweet than today's cake donuts. More like the potato donuts we used to make occasionally when I was a kid. That said, the toasting part of the rarebit does make me think they may have just been talking about a goddamn bagel, yes.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bike tory posted:

Did bagels used to be called donuts or something? Because those recipes would be odd but not gross with a bagel instead of a donut

LOL if you think white people recipes from that era would have been advising anyone to eat jewish bread rolls. You probably couldn't even buy them in most small towns.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I never thought I'd say this but I kinda envy an era that has readily available cranberry sherbet.

And where "cranberry sauce" means something pourable

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

Tuna sashimi with black garlic, frisee, some kind of puree, and seaweed salad. Looks delicious to me. Assuming the puree works with the rest of that, it probably tastes great too. It's even a reasonable serving served in a fairly normal bowl.

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Leviathan Song posted:

Tuna sashimi with black garlic, frisee, some kind of puree, and seaweed salad. Looks delicious to me. Assuming the puree works with the rest of that, it probably tastes great too. It's even a reasonable serving served in a fairly normal bowl.

I feel like it needs reiterating every so often: Anti-Food Porn/Food Fads thread.

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