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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

I say yikes when I see a big floppin' flappin' set of yambos what got a mole on the sidemeat. Then I go lay next to the grossest dumpster and hork my guts out until I'm too weak to move. I'm still there. Next to that dumpster thinking of imperfect tits.

ok

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Moon Slayer posted:

Virtue signaling isn't real, hth.

Virtue signalling is when you have an opinion that some extremely online right-winger disagrees with.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Lots of horny posters pissed off about all the people who've found a way to look at porn without making GBS threads up this thread in here


more blessed images



bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


I too like hitting myself in the dick when driving

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

bradzilla posted:

I too like hitting myself in the dick when driving

Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bradzilla posted:

I too like hitting myself in the dick when driving

Just :lol: if you're not spending all day hitting yourself in the dick with various tools

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

Screaming Idiot posted:

judging women on their appearance is pretty loving cursed imo

Please don't cry.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Rest assured if you find women attractive, you are a monster

If you actually say or type out loud that you find a woman attractive, you must immediately kill yourself to atone

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 20, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Won’t someone fight for the plight of the horny dude on the internet?

The most oppressed of peoples

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

I just wanna announce to the world that this lady’s boobies over here give me a booner

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Uhm, really? That's incredibly creepy. Maybe seek therapy?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.


This is an amazing kids book where the runt of a litter of pigs is told he can't fly or swim, then he learns to swim, then the farm is flooded horribly and he uses his swimming to save the animals that didn't believe him and is then airlifted out by a helicopter so he SWIMS and FLIES and the message is gently caress the haters believe in yourself it is beautiful.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

if you want api access to my database of ladies that i think are pretty and would have sexual relations with then let me know, this is the most efficient way for me to let people know who gives me a boner

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There might be some bad stuff in it I don't know I haven't read it since I was a wee bantling.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mlmp08 posted:

Won’t someone fight for the plight of the horny dude on the internet?

The most oppressed of peoples

yikes, extremely online right-winger with performative toxic masculinity avatar is here... get your rape whistles ready

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Admiring an attractive person of your preferred gender is fine.

Posting a picture of an attractive person in the blessed threat is cool and good.

Stating that you find a person attractive is pointless because nobody cares.

Posting about exactly what body parts of a person are or are not attractive and exactly how attractive you find them is weird and creepy, and calling that out is not "virtue signalling" (which, again, is not a real thing) and is in fact also cool and good.

I hope this clears up some confusion. Here are some more pictures of blessed birds. Blerds.




Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Absolute unit

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Moon Slayer posted:

Admiring an attractive person of your preferred gender is fine.

Posting a picture of an attractive person in the blessed threat is cool and good.

Stating that you find a person attractive is pointless because nobody cares.

Posting about exactly what body parts of a person are or are not attractive and exactly how attractive you find them is weird and creepy, and calling that out is not "virtue signalling" (which, again, is not a real thing) and is in fact also cool and good.

I hope this clears up some confusion. Here are some more pictures of blessed birds. Blerds.


Virtue signaling virtue signalers ( that doesn't exist)

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

mlmp08 posted:

more blessed images



Probably one of the most blessed things I've seen in months. Namaste.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
bill got perma'd almost a year ago

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Zzulu posted:

Rest assured if you find women attractive, you are a monster

If you actually say or type out loud that you find a woman attractive, you must immediately kill yourself to atone



Okay, it took me a moment to spot the butt and realize why that chocolate was flying towards babby

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Tetracube posted:

bill got perma'd almost a year ago

I stopped visiting anywhere he posted, so I missed that. Still made my day.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Tetracube posted:

bill got perma'd almost a year ago

doesn't make it any less blessed

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bradzilla posted:

doesn't make it any less blessed

true

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

hell yeah

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/TonkWoman/status/1031087099519225858?s=19

More pictures in the thread. They're best friends!

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

null_pointer posted:

Probably one of the most blessed things I've seen in months. Namaste.

I think there was an alt account or a re-reg that was just permaed the other week.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

bradzilla posted:

doesn't make it any less blessed

I'm still sort of proud of the role I had in that. Yet another instance of posting a woman's breasts being a driving force of good.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/TonkWoman/status/1031087099519225858?s=19

More pictures in the thread. They're best friends!











:nws::nws:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Good post.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

sugar free jazz posted:

if you want api access to my database of ladies that i think are pretty and would have sexual relations with then let me know, this is the most efficient way for me to let people know who gives me a boner

Can I sort the database list on how veiny the tiddies are?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Send this pick to Xi Jinping with the message "I'm coming for you."

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Bogus Adventure posted:

Send this pick to Xi Jinping with the message "I'm coming for you."

luv to start international incidents for lols.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Bogus Adventure posted:

Send this pick to Xi Jinping with the message "I'm coming for you."

Same, but Richard Dawkins.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Can I sort the database list on how veiny the tiddies are?

Curious irt the contribution of observed vascularity coefficient to overall boneosity

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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