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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Nice and hot piss posted:

2005 is when that documentary came out.

Also, very good movie.

gently caress I'm getting old when I can forget a decade.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

I've always wondered what happens if a guy applies to be a waiter at hooters, can they discriminate based on gender?

"I'm sorry, but our wait staff is full at the moment, but we can offer you our dishwashing position."

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

I'm always kind of amazed when Hooters gets brought up in a scandalous way, who the gently caress actually goes there for boobs? Don't people have the internet? It's always felt like such a cartoony/ tacky take on "strippers" it's never really felt like a really "selling sex" thing. Not that I'd recommend the place, but we used to go for all you can eat wings when I was a young idiot living in the barracks... they're... Okay.

I just never get why they're even noteworthy.

Solaris 2.0 posted:


A few years later I lived in a house with a roommate who had worked at hooters. This is anecdotal, but She told many of the girls would do drugs before their shift to get them through the day. Can’t say I blame them.

Oh my sweet summer child.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vahakyla posted:

I spent like two years fighting rednecks at a strip club, and for my dancer friends, some of the highest paying customers just wanted to talk to a scantily clad woman. It’s weird, they’d just pay 770$ an hour to hang out with a stripper in the private room and talk.

Beats me.

A lot of trump sex anecdotes have him just talking with parts of the woman or bragging to her in general about himself. They don't care about the sex. They just want a pretty woman to fawn over them.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh god Tilted Kilt. Don’t know what it was and went in there with my mom a few years ago. Obviously we didn’t wind up eating there, but my mom really wanted to have a real talk with the hostess to tell her to respect herself.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
who hasn't seen a re-enlistment ceremony at hooters

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
In comparison to everybody else’s experience I could probably write a feel-good slice of life comedy about he healthy relationships of our submarine’s social network of mostly bartenders, strippers, and restaurant employees. MWR boat rentals and beach drinking is the byline, not being weird is how you turn it into a friendship.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

It's just funny that people are like "I want to go some place to see scantily clad women because it's IRL and not the internet, it's so much better!" But you're not going to touch them without a probable lawsuit/getting thrown out of the place, and you're going to end up paying them money to essentially look at half a tit and some tight booty shorts.... They aren't interested in you personally, but they'll play the game so you shill out an extra 20% on your tip because "she's into me bruh"

Maybe it's just me and I'm just some "soy boy" but that seems dumb as gently caress in my opinion.... But I suppose I'm not a creepy dude who thinks that's a good way to spend my money..

People are stupid

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I’ve ever been one for hooters but I didn’t think it would be a point of contention that people would rather go see scantly clad women in person instead of on the internet.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

boop the snoot posted:

I’ve ever been one for hooters but I didn’t think it would be a point of contention that people would rather go see scantly clad women in person instead of on the internet.

Eh, I suppose I didn't word it appropriately. I mean I'm all for tight booty shorts and whatnot but I guess the intentions of people paying money to see it and eat lovely food is beyond me.

Just go to college since the current fashion trend is yoga pants. Pay for an education, stay for the butt peepin :shrug:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

You can bring a bag of Taco Bell to the middle of your local college campus for free

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I had a supervisor who spent loads of money in strip clubs on his personal relationships with strippers. He's a complete loser with a pretty well paying job, and thinks he's the coolest guy in the world.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I was disappointed I moved away from DFW before Tallywackers opened and subsequently closed.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
My mom was a 20-something lesbian just out of the Navy, so I went to Hooters a lot as a kid. I now have a ... complicated relationship with women.

Also as a Vegas resident and a former casino security officer, Hooters is the saddest loving on/just-off strip hotel, beating out old-dog-rear end casinos like the Trop and Ellis Island.

At least Ellis Island knows what it is and loving owns it, with karaoke and a hella cheap drinks.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I went to Hooters a few times about a decade ago because one of the dudes at work had some discount or some such from knowing one of the supervisors. Food was decent, if not particularly good, and if you aren’t creepy with the waitresses and don’t demand attention, surprise, they function like normal waitresses.

My top complaint was that it was ungodly loud from having music and sports blasting to the point where hearing protection might’ve been required if OSHA did an audit. I was also surprised by the number of families with kids that were ever present.

No desire to go back, as any area with the money and population to support a hooters has the money to support far better alternatives that also aren’t kind of creepy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jarmak posted:

Oh my sweet summer child.

I still can't get over how naive that statement is lol. I've been telling stuck up prudes for like a decade and a half now that if you're upset that your money is "being used to fund drug habits" you may as well stop eating out altogether. It's loving general. Nice places even.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

I've always wondered what happens if a guy applies to be a waiter at hooters, can they discriminate based on gender?

Hooters has been sued a couple of times on that basis, but has settled those suits without having to change their waitress hiring practices.

Their defense is the Civil Rights Act of 1964's exception for "bona fide occupational qualification[s] reasonably necessary to the normal operation of that particular business or enterprise"

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Milo and POTUS posted:

I still can't get over how naive that statement is lol. I've been telling stuck up prudes for like a decade and a half now that if you're upset that your money is "being used to fund drug habits" you may as well stop eating out altogether. It's loving general. Nice places even.

Anything chain resturant related, even the more "upscale" places aren't anything special and really not worth going to.

The best places to eat are hole in the walls, or independent resturants that are well established in the community.

My favorite all time places to eat are Andeles in Las Cruces NM, and Harry's Resturant in Manhattan Kansas.

Also the Little Apple brewery. Beer isn't half bad and the burgers are amazing.

So yeah, just stay away from chain restaurants and you'll have a good time.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I still can't get over how naive that statement is lol. I've been telling stuck up prudes for like a decade and a half now that if you're upset that your money is "being used to fund drug habits" you may as well stop eating out altogether. It's loving general. Nice places even.

When I worked midnight shift in food service after high school there were lots of drugs involved, but I was legit shocked by more than one person admitting to being a high functioning heroin addict, since they didn't look or act like the stereotypical image we all know and loathe

Like on breaks they'd go out and get doped up in their car, come back in, and you wouldn't notice a difference

bengy81
May 8, 2010
https://twitter.com/25_male_nyc/status/1016355187156545536?s=20

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

When I worked midnight shift in food service after high school there were lots of drugs involved, but I was legit shocked by more than one person admitting to being a high functioning heroin addict, since they didn't look or act like the stereotypical image we all know and loathe

Like on breaks they'd go out and get doped up in their car, come back in, and you wouldn't notice a difference

There was a post op nurse who admitted to fentanyl abuse in the hospital who had been administering it via nasal atomizer. Dude had a wife, kids, and was good at his job.

Drugs don't necessarily discriminate, and you can easily function it, although there's always that point where you tumble off that ledge and your "functionality" goes out the window, especially when you abuse it on the worksite.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Vahakyla posted:

I spent like two years fighting rednecks at a strip club, and for my dancer friends, some of the highest paying customers just wanted to talk to a scantily clad woman. It’s weird, they’d just pay 770$ an hour to hang out with a stripper in the private room and talk.

Beats me.

This is 95% of why Juicy Girls are a thing in Asia. Dudes are ok paying for expensive juice if it means a girl will exist in an area and act interested in what they're saying.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

I still can't get over how naive that statement is lol. I've been telling stuck up prudes for like a decade and a half now that if you're upset that your money is "being used to fund drug habits" you may as well stop eating out altogether. It's loving general. Nice places even.

Well, I didn’t mean the statement to read “my god they are doing DRUGS!” but more of “yea you really need drugs to work at hooters because creepy environment “

But I’m phone posting so It came out way wrong,

I worked 5 years in Grocery so I know all about needing drugs to function in a service environment:-:

Edit also I watched and read Anthony Bourdain and I think cocain and heroin are all that keep chefs functioning apparently

Solaris 2.0 fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Aug 20, 2018

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I worked in the restaurant industry for ~10 years, I think I can count on one hand the number of people (front of house) off the top of my head who didn't abuse drugs and/or alcohol. I'm not one of them.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nice and hot piss posted:

Anything chain resturant related, even the more "upscale" places aren't anything special and really not worth going to.

The best places to eat are hole in the walls, or independent resturants that are well established in the community.

My favorite all time places to eat are Andeles in Las Cruces NM, and Harry's Resturant in Manhattan Kansas.

Also the Little Apple brewery. Beer isn't half bad and the burgers are amazing.

So yeah, just stay away from chain restaurants and you'll have a good time.

I meant like even nice loving restaurants that aren't chain places. If you kicked out every line cook at a decent restaurant because they failed a loving UA for stimulants you're going out of business quickly.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I worked at Old Country Butthole for 3 weeks washing dishes, and might have been the only one not on drugs. I quit in the middle of a shift because it wasn't worth minimum wage to work at that shithole, and if you were under 18 they clocked you out right before 10, but still made you stay to clean up.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nice and hot piss posted:


So yeah, just stay away from chain restaurants and you'll have a good time.

you can have my bottomless Chili's chips and 2 for 1 house margaritas when hell freezes over

aside from that yeah chain spots suck rear end

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Milo and POTUS posted:

I meant like even nice loving restaurants that aren't chain places. If you kicked out every line cook at a decent restaurant because they failed a loving UA for stimulants you're going out of business quickly.

o my bad. While that's true I really just wanted to talk about my favorite restaurants, not deter from the drug use for line cooks.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nice and hot piss posted:

Anything chain resturant related, even the more "upscale" places aren't anything special and really not worth going to.

The best places to eat are hole in the walls, or independent resturants that are well established in the community.

My favorite all time places to eat are Andeles in Las Cruces NM, and Harry's Resturant in Manhattan Kansas.

Also the Little Apple brewery. Beer isn't half bad and the burgers are amazing.

So yeah, just stay away from chain restaurants and you'll have a good time.

Really random that I recognized the name of that place in Las cruces. Ate there once on a road trip in 2008 or so.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nice and hot piss posted:

o my bad. While that's true I really just wanted to talk about my favorite restaurants, not deter from the drug use for line cooks.

All food talk is fine, friend

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Nice and hot piss posted:

and Harry's Resturant in Manhattan Kansas.

I’ve actually eaten there. Was just grabbing dinner and drinks with a friend at fort Riley while driving cross country. Didn’t realize it was supposed to be that good, but it was pretty good in hindsight.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
The Hooters at Mall of America usually seemed fairly nice and well lit, but I never understood the appeal of it.

We get it, the waitress have big tits. Why is this the entire theme of a restaurant.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

BigDave posted:

We get it, the waitress have big tits. Why is this the entire theme of a restaurant.



The reason is boobs obviously?

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

I still can't get over how naive that statement is lol. I've been telling stuck up prudes for like a decade and a half now that if you're upset that your money is "being used to fund drug habits" you may as well stop eating out altogether. It's loving general. Nice places even.

The nice places are probably worse .


Nice and hot piss posted:

o my bad. While that's true I really just wanted to talk about my favorite restaurants, not deter from the drug use for line cooks.

"Upscale" places can be really awesome if you're in the right area and you know how to sniff out the garbage that are praying on non-food people because they think anything is amazing if you throw up the latest fad decor and charge double.

Generally though I agree, love the dive places. Generally I want to pay to be wowed by something I can't do or do something cheap and fun, the middle ground is full of being disappointed by poo poo that you paid too much to not notice all the poo poo you can do better.

I'm a little spoiled though.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
No cook anywhere can pass a drug test. There's always a vice. Always.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

No cook anywhere can pass a drug test. There's always a vice. Always.

I couldn't hire anyone who could both drive the food truck and also cook food in it. No one who could cook the food had a clean driving record, and no one who could drive it could cook worth a gently caress.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


he has some good points there

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Jarmak posted:



Generally though I agree, love the dive places. Generally I want to pay to be wowed by something I can't do or do something cheap and fun, the middle ground is full of being disappointed by poo poo that you paid too much to not notice all the poo poo you can do better.


There's some restaurant in between Manhattan and Salina where they serve food in a "family dining table" manner.. Food comes out in big bowls, and you usually bring 4-6 people and you get chicken, some type of delicious bread/biscuits, and mashed potatoes with gravy. It's not a super glamorous place and the wait staff is mid 40's women. No glitz to the restaurant but the food...dear god, so good

That food is amazing, and I can't think of the place but god drat it's worth the 45 minute drive to get there.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Prop Wash posted:

This is 95% of why Juicy Girls are a thing in Asia. Dudes are ok paying for expensive juice if it means a girl will exist in an area and act interested in what they're saying.

In that other 5% is what I used them for in area 1

Step 1. Leave Camp Casey and head down to The Peace Club
Step 2. Ignore all the old looking soldiers in there. Don't make eye contact.
Step 3. Wait until a juicy targets you.
Step 4. Spend 25 dollars on her over priced drink. Spend 25 dollars on your jug of guava juice and soju (pro drink)
Step 5. Don't be a piece of poo poo.
Step 6. Ask them to tell you the training schedule and field trips and surprise alerts for the next 2 - 4 weeks.
Step 7. Sneak them an extra 20 away from the watchful eye of ajuma.
Step 8. Stumble back to your room and plan your passes and leave forms accordingly.

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Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

They have twin peaks there as well for maximum mediocrity.

My girlfriend wanted to go there because she liked the show. I had to explain it wasn't related to the show and did not have drat fine coffee.

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