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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It’s actaully not a Wizard of Oz reference; if it’s Q related take what you think it is and make it thousands of times dumber. Red shoes refer specifically to dark red leather shoes which the Qult states (I am not making this up) are made from leather that was made with the skin of children THE CABAL have killed

This is an old, old conspiracy theory - not just older than the internet, but older than electricity. The more frothing anti-Catholics have said that about the traditional red slippers worn by the Pope - and, as further proof that there's nothing new under the conspiracist sun, they said the reason that so many portraits made a point of showing those red slippers was the Papists lording their power over the commoners.

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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Your poo poo is leaking.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


That's not the US leaking, that's Canada's mental health care also failing some of its citizens

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
#Q TO KNOW ANON IS A CHOICE

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Coxswain Balls posted:

Your poo poo is leaking.

one of the most popular Q-talkers is a schizophrenic European.

it's a worldwide movement for some reason

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Coxswain Balls posted:

Your poo poo is leaking.



The first flag I saw on private property after crossing from Buffalo to Niagra was the Southern Cross. You guys are doing just fine on your own.

vseslav.botkin
Feb 18, 2007
Professor
Beale update:

quote:

Some will consider this missive to be overly optimistic. And perhaps it is. On the other hand, it fits the observable evidence considerably better than virtually every other interpretation of current events over the last few months that I've seen. It answers the two primary doubts that Q skeptics have.

1. Why isn't anything substantive seen to be happening?
2. Why isn't the President acting more openly?

The answer is straightforward. The control of the media over people's perceptions of what the truth is absolutely has to be broken before news of this magnitude can go public. And now we're seeing the God-Emperor do what he has been doing since his campaign for the Republican nomination began. He is forcing the media to expose themselves and declare themselves openly.

Trust the plan. Recognize the pattern. Shut up and email.

Do you really think we are not in control? We have everything.
    Proof of assassination attempts.
    Proof of murder and child sacrifice.
    Proof of treason and sedition.
Any time we want, we can pounce. Trump can declare martial law. Legally and instantly if needed. Maybe he already has? Maybe arrests already happened.
    Hillary 10/30/17.
    Podesta. Huma. LDR. 11/17.
Catch and release. Of media owners. Of Cabal directors. Less than 100 people. And the 4AM talking point authors.

The media is doing what they are told. And they are told to attack Trump. And the lemmings follow blindly. Along with Congress and the world. Why? It's actually quite simple. Genius. Elegant. Foolproof.

The current battle is against the media.
    Step 1: Force media to destroy themselves.
    Step 2: Expose media as the people's enemy.
    Step 3: People blame media for the coverup.
    Step 4: Media is destroyed and replaced. Arrests are easy. Institutions are not.
Faith in the media must be destroyed.

Trump lets them live in jail, if plan works. Otherwise their sentence is death. Military tribunals already held. They are working hard for Trump. To save their own lives, and their kids. Jail better than hanging to most. Others have already chosen hanging. Explains suicide weekend option.

In exchange, they destroy the media for us. On purpose and on schedule. On time and under budget. Trump style. They are forced to corner themselves. They are forced to turn on themselves. More efficient. Saul Alinsky style. I think we are ahead of schedule.

Mid terms are not at risk. They never were at risk. 70% conservative / 30% liberal = True. We would never leave it to chance. The only risk left is economic. From normies freaking out too much. Or rogue operators. The 4-6%.

We fought the real war in 2017. Trump at CIA on day loving 1. Battle started that morning. Last major battle was Vegas 10/17. SA government overthrown weeks later. Then Q starts posting 10/28/17.

This battle is now about minds. Slowly awakening the masses. To break the media hypnosis. Relax. Be a warrior not a worrier. Justice has already been served.

You just don't know it yet.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
The #QAnon Thread: Recognize the pattern. Shut up and email. 

What do these people present when asked for evidence of all this?

Corsair Pool Boy fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Aug 18, 2018

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

The #QAnon Thread: Recognize the pattern. Shut up and email. 

What do these people present when asked for evidence of all this?

you want to see a 500 page pdf about how Q is real

e: also whoever took control of Q around april is insanely bad at being Q. most of the actual proofs come from older Q who did actually do an amazing job of "predicting" events. whoever controls the account now is basically a boomer-baiter.

The Phlegmatist fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 18, 2018

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


vseslav.botkin posted:

Beale update:

Why hasn't anything substantive been seen in your daily life? Because you've already been saved!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


gently caress you, Hunter and Lakynn, neither Q nor Jesus exist :shrug:

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
I can't even laugh at this, it's just depressing. :suicide:

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

The Phlegmatist posted:

you want to see a 500 page pdf about how Q is real

well here it is

nobody could believe this unless they're already taking an a priori assumption about satanic baby eating and trump fighting against the deep state.

much like how QAnon keeps going on about all the sealed indictments. Q told them how to count them, which was to check PACER and count up every new sealed indictment that's issued in every state's court system. without going back to check if any of them have been unsealed. yes, that means the number of sealed indictments in the court system continues to grow monotonically. so, for example, most states seal indictments against minors automatically but in the Q-verse every single one is against the democrats and the deep state. and they continue to build, forever and ever, without end.

dunno if old Q knew about it but that was an insanely good trick to pull on the leadbrained retards

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Corsair Pool Boy posted:

The #QAnon Thread: Recognize the pattern. Shut up and email. 

What do these people present when asked for evidence of all this?

I imagine the scrawlings on their bathroom walls

Also I saw the news that HRC and JP have been arrested? Is our long 6000 year old nightmare finally over?! :ohdear:

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 18, 2018

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

I didn't know Jordan Peterson was in the cabal, but I'm not surprised. Glad they got him.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

The Phlegmatist posted:

Yeah. I'm not sure why Clinton in particular got all the conspiracy theorists riled up but she was definitely going to round up all the patriots into cattle cars and ship them to FEMA tent cities.

If I had to guess, a good portion of the boomer Qanon True Believers were at least sympathetic to the "Patriot" militia movement in the 90's, and hating the entire Clinton family with an intense, fiery passion was kind of their THING back in the day.

They were so afraid that Bill/Hillary were going to arrest American citizens and haul them into FEMA prison camps. Now, they're really, really excited for Donald Trump to arrest American citizens and haul them into FEMA prison camps.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
The adoption of the Southern Strategy was the Republicans fundamentally rejecting democracy and everything about the party over the intervening fifty or so years has been that rejection becoming more explicit and more developed. The right vowed Clinton's victory as fundamentally illegitimate, just like they did Obama's.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
Yeah but only the bad ones, of course that's ok!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The Phlegmatist posted:

one of the most popular Q-talkers is a schizophrenic European.

it's a worldwide movement for some reason

because the Jew-run pedophile cabal is global in scale duh

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


QAnon attracts so many brain rot boomers because teally when you break it down all it is is “Now that’s what I call conspiracies! Boomer edition” we have the evil Clinton’s at the top, those loving Jews controlling everything, moral panic over out of control pedophiles, Satanic panic, God and Christianity taking back America like it’s aupposed to be, distrust of everyone not white, and a hate boner for all things Hollywood yet they still gorge themselves on its products. It’s the same garbage but with a different garbage paint job. The big difference is the internet amplifier in action. Where before this was something they’d mention to their friends at like a bar or something now they can go full blast 24/7 and basically destroy their sanity with it as we’ve been seeing while having an entire community to go full blast with

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Q is the Stranger Things of conspiracy

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

If I had to guess, a good portion of the boomer Qanon True Believers were at least sympathetic to the "Patriot" militia movement in the 90's, and hating the entire Clinton family with an intense, fiery passion was kind of their THING back in the day.

back in the 90s you needed shortwave to hear this (Art Bell cracked down on the crazies after OKC.)

now all you need is an account on twitter dot com. or you can go to youtube, where buzz aldrin denies we ever landed on the moon!! TRUTH

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The Phlegmatist posted:

...buzz aldrin denies we ever landed on the moon!!

I thought Buzz punched people in the face that claimed it was fake.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Buzz did do a lot to push back against conspiracy theories, but his mental health has degraded so hard in one year I wouldn't be at all surprised to wake up one morning to find him retweeting moon truthism.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Potato Salad posted:

Buzz did do a lot to push back against conspiracy theories, but his mental health has degraded so hard in one year I wouldn't be at all surprised to wake up one morning to find him retweeting moon truthism.

Buzz was talking about the Mars monolith like ten years ago. He's...pretty old and crazy. Also got a lot worse this year :/

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

The Phlegmatist posted:

Buzz was talking about the Mars monolith like ten years ago. He's...pretty old and crazy. Also got a lot worse this year :/

There is literally a monolith on phobos, he didn't make anything up, there is a cool rock on mar's moon and he says "who put it there, people will ask, "who put it there" and the answer is the universe, or god" and that is all reasonable things to say beyond some 13 year old atheist that freaks out someone connected nature and god. Monolith isn't a word 2001 made up and humans like monoliths like we are all way into ayers rock/uluru.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Buzz Aldrin is becoming the Space Child in real time.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



My favorite Buzz video

https://youtu.be/BbZlf4KDnGA

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

The Phlegmatist posted:

Yeah. I'm not sure why Clinton in particular got all the conspiracy theorists riled up but she was definitely going to round up all the patriots into cattle cars and ship them to FEMA tent cities.

The idea of a satanic shadow government that sacrifices kids goes back to at least the 70s. Maybe even the late 60s. The difference with QAnon is that they seem to really like Trump, which is pretty much the first time that any conspiracy group has actually liked a president. Reagan is deified now but during his presidency he was considered a big time lizard person. Same with Thatcher, actually.

The new season of Slow Burn is really cool so far, and it's starting to tie together in my mind why/how the Clintons became conspiracy catnip. I was too young to really remember what was going on back then. The Clintons were opaque DC outsiders when they came to the White House. This made all of the scandals around them worse, and gave crazy conspiracies enough room to breathe. They also came into power right around the time Ruby Ridge and Waco occurred, basically birthing the modern wingnut militia movement. That all coincides with the rise of RWM like Limbaugh stoking the flames, and literal conspiracy theory nuts like Newt coming into power.

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

If I had to guess, a good portion of the boomer Qanon True Believers were at least sympathetic to the "Patriot" militia movement in the 90's, and hating the entire Clinton family with an intense, fiery passion was kind of their THING back in the day.

They were so afraid that Bill/Hillary were going to arrest American citizens and haul them into FEMA prison camps. Now, they're really, really excited for Donald Trump to arrest American citizens and haul them into FEMA prison camps.

Yeah, it's less crazy to boomers of a certain personality type than it should be, because "Clinton" is basically a coded word for like Illuminatti at this point. We're going on 25+ years of Clinton conspiracy theories. They're practically as ubiquitous to a conspiracy theory wingnuts in 2018 as moonlanding hoaxes would have been in 1992.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

paternity suitor posted:

The Clintons were opaque DC outsiders when they came to the White House.

Bill was a 5-term governor and served as state AG before that. He was only an 'opaque outsider' to people that needed him to be one to fit their world view.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paternity suitor posted:

The new season of Slow Burn is really cool so far, and it's starting to tie together in my mind why/how the Clintons became conspiracy catnip. I was too young to really remember what was going on back then. The Clintons were opaque DC outsiders when they came to the White House. This made all of the scandals around them worse, and gave crazy conspiracies enough room to breathe. They also came into power right around the time Ruby Ridge and Waco occurred, basically birthing the modern wingnut militia movement. That all coincides with the rise of RWM like Limbaugh stoking the flames, and literal conspiracy theory nuts like Newt coming into power.

Also, between Reagan and the complete inability of the traditional Democratic coalition to come up with any counter to the southern strategy and attacks on Democracy, Republicans had been trained by the 70's and 80's to see the white house as theirs by right, forever. Then Bill Clinton managed to pull an upset and grab power, and their brains fundamentally could not handle that he had beaten them, and they just loving knew that he and Hillary had cheated to get the position.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

Bill was a 5-term governor and served as state AG before that. He was only an 'opaque outsider' to people that needed him to be one to fit their world view.

Also he worked closely with the Reagan Administration and the CIA to manage the illicit cocaine being flown into Mena Airport, up to and including the cover up of the murder of Kevin Ives and Don Henry.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Qultists dox and send death threats to the owner of a Satan parody account (@s8n). Not the real Satan.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

I suspect GA isn't going to be around for too much longer. The people there literally cannot stop posting about how they'd like to execute public officials by hanging.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

The Phlegmatist posted:

I suspect GA isn't going to be around for too much longer. The people there literally cannot stop posting about how they'd like to execute public officials by hanging.

Reddit is run by a bunch of @Jacks.

They haven't done anything to the_Donald even though they break all the rules. When the top mod and creator of the Gamergate Subreddit deleted it because he realized it had become too toxic even for him, the admins quickly restored it.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
A little light reading about how everyone is divorcing their family and social circle. To save America!

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/98qp0p/when_this_is_all_done_can_we_get_a_class_action/

quote:

I’ve cut contact off with my Dad now. He literally said to me on the phone tonight that Trump is the Most Immoral President to ever hold office. To which I asked if he was watching CIA controlled CNN. I’m devastated. That was the most ignorant thing he’s ever said to me In my whole life. Tonight he lost all my respect.

Omnipotent Fist
Aug 18, 2018

Coxswain Balls posted:

Your poo poo is leaking.



I work in a Walmart parking lot and I saw a car with a #QAnon car sticker. There was also a Guy Fawkes mask in the window.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

So is there anything that attracted them to @s8n other than middling-veering-on-edgy humor? Who, exactly, do they think they're targeting?

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Flip Yr Wig posted:

So is there anything that attracted them to @s8n other than middling-veering-on-edgy humor? Who, exactly, do they think they're targeting?

He tweeted something at Trump a couple of years ago. An innocuous Satan joke.

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Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Moose-Alini posted:

A little light reading about how everyone is divorcing their family and social circle. To save America!

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/98qp0p/when_this_is_all_done_can_we_get_a_class_action/

Thread is gold.

quote:

Help, my children have called me a whaKJOB, all because of the JewYorkTimes articles about q. I am SO upset that they just don't LISTEN when I truthbomb them with actual YouTube Proof that Wapo, JYT, and the worst of all the traitors at WallStreetJournal.
Suing is not good enough , since people are staring at me in the grocery store when I wear q gear, like my favorite q tshirts. I tore up a whole stack of newspapers at the store the other day, and when security came, I TruthBombed the f*ck out of them as they escorted me to the store office for interrogation.
Wil I sue? You're drat right! I am suing my kids, too, for believing all the UnTruth about q followers. They are OUT of the will , I tell you, and have NO right to my RV or DVD collection (Their former inheritance).
We must fight back against TV as well. Even FOX has turned against POTUS, with their lying sinister stories.
Where are the real patriots? I think Lindsey Grahm might be the key.

I don't even care if it isn't real. The fact that it's highly possible that it is is cracking me up all the same.

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