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lancemantis posted:i really should just get a whal or something; i've always been incredibly apathetic about getting my hair cut and I always end up going a week or 3 late anymore i hate getting my hair cut because its either go to somewhere like sport clips (terrible haircut) or somewhere good and pay like $60 and my girlfriend doesnt like it if i just take a #4 guard to the whole mess in the bathroom like a normal person. cant wait to go bald.
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President Beep posted:oh no. the asian carp of the tech world have made it to the great lakes. they also suddenly appeared outside my building in Campbell, CA we’re a semi-dense inner suburb but I can’t believe they were ridden all the way from downtown San Jose
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darthbob88 posted:Some pages back, but I came across a porno that was related to this. Four young ladies are working as interns for this one dude. They all know that one intern is going to get a full-time job out of it, and they all decide that the only way to decide who gets the job, and who gets fired, is by sucking the job out of the dude's dick. Cue orgy. Afterwards, when everybody's through wiping themselves off, they argue over who did the best and who deserves the job, when the dude explains that it doesn't matter because the division's shutting down next week and they're all fired anyway. The millennial work experience, in porn form. the invisible handjob of the free market
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Wheany posted:here's a neat lifehack for your haircut worries: start balding in your early twenties College Republican spotted
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i have thick, abundant hair, so if i get a hosed up haircut it just comes back as powerful as ever.
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Grow your hair long it's better looking Long hair on masculine folks, short hair on feminine folks I will fight anyone over this
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wow nice hair dogma not
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ive never had my hair cut professionally, only by family/myself/friends the closest is i guess the one time i sat for a hair stylist in training who was practicing his fade technique
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Krankenstyle posted:ive never had my hair cut professionally, only by family/myself/friends my mom's coworker used to cut my hair cuz she was actually fully trained and had one of those chairs in her house and everything. it was fun cuz her 5 year old daughter would show me the stuff she'd drawn with crayons that day or w/e while i got my haircut 
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man y'all really making me appreciate barber shop culture
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ate all the Oreos posted:my mom's coworker used to cut my hair cuz she was actually fully trained and had one of those chairs in her house and everything. it was fun cuz her 5 year old daughter would show me the stuff she'd drawn with crayons that day or w/e while i got my haircut 
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Aug 20, 2018 21:25
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go all in on the shaved head, it's so much easier and cleaner.
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keyboard vomit posted:Grow your hair long it's better looking having long hair is a huge loving hassle and sucks rear end.
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my bitter bi rival posted:having long hair is a huge loving hassle and sucks rear end. Time to get femme
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President Beep posted:my wife cut my hair on the back deck yesterday. God drat, cutting the hair around your butthole is a sign of love.
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Aug 20, 2018 22:05
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you could haul 100,000 metric tons of concrete to the top of the empire state building to power it for less than a day wtf dams are huge your house is not a cuckoo clock
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get your hair cut by a ww2 veteran named bernie who gives everyone a princeton and sells krew comb supremacy
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dude at my work is balding but doesn't want to give up on his ponytail. he's got this little 1cm2 patch of long hair at the front of his head that he brings back to cross the barren expanse on top and join the remaining hair in back. no bueno.
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*tucson task exits dog cage into thread* shaved silky smooth baybee
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Glorgnole posted:dude at my work is balding but doesn't want to give up on his ponytail. he's got this little 1cm2 patch of long hair at the front of his head that he brings back to cross the barren expanse on top and join the remaining hair in back. no bueno. 
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Glorgnole posted:dude at my work is balding but doesn't want to give up on his ponytail. he's got this little 1cm2 patch of long hair at the front of his head that he brings back to cross the barren expanse on top and join the remaining hair in back. no bueno. i work with some full on gallagher tails i don't understand why just why
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keyboard vomit posted:Grow your hair long it's better looking sorry but i can't afford that much shampoo
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Improbable Lobster posted:sorry but i can't afford that much shampoo nice
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eloon: bde haver?  
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i'm the photo she assigned to grimes
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Chris Knight posted:eloon: bde haver? if that's true he's absolutely one of those guys who thinks he can just rail away until he nuts and then fall asleep immediately
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suffix posted:you could haul 100,000 metric tons of concrete to the top of the empire state building to power it for less than a day wtf dams are huge your house is not a cuckoo clock https://twitter.com/stephenjudkins/status/1031585739522232321
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just overproduce a shitload of electricity and use the surplus to produce synthetic gasoline with co2 pulled out of the air.
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my bitter bi rival posted:a huge loving hassle and sucks rear end.
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the talent deficit posted:i don't know anyone who goes to strip clubs but there's an amateur strip night weekly at one of the dive bars here that has a huge lineup every week that sounds more fun than an actual strip club, assuming it's campy enough
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:just overproduce a shitload of electricity and use the surplus to produce synthetic gasoline with co2 pulled out of the air. burn coal and recover all the CO2 and turn it back into coal and burn the coal again 
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turn the great lakes into a giant steam engine/turbine set up
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wait wind turbines are already on the top of tall towers, just add a winch and they can winch up big blocks of concrete i'm sure they're structurally designed for that right
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my bitter bi rival posted:cant wait to go bald. I'm hoping I get one of those cool balding patterns like picard or dr wily
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:just overproduce a shitload of electricity and use the surplus to produce synthetic gasoline with co2 pulled out of the air. this but unironically
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quote:Dropbox Inc. and Spotify Technology SA are poised to join a growing list of newly public companies that aren’t making money, signaling an increasing tolerance for loss-makers when investors believe there’s potential.
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