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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Dawgstar posted:

Speaking of terrible porn, Hunie Pop's dev announced a new girl for the sequel, only she's a transwoman. He seemed genuinely baffled that half his player-base was all 'EW TRAP.'

From what I could find, they also called her a "biological male", ran a poll to see if you should have to do her to get 100%, and finally added an option to make her cis.

Another new character is a Muslim woman described as a "repressed slut" and also a flight attendant, so you know, business as usual for this piece of poo poo.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Yakuza 0 was fantastic, let's see what similar games Steam recommends to me



thanks Steam

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

kirbysuperstar posted:

From what I could find, they also called her a "biological male", ran a poll to see if you should have to do her to get 100%, and finally added an option to make her cis.

Another new character is a Muslim woman described as a "repressed slut" and also a flight attendant, so you know, business as usual for this piece of poo poo.

And some people think he's progressive, too.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

kirbysuperstar posted:

From what I could find, they also called her a "biological male", ran a poll to see if you should have to do her to get 100%, and finally added an option to make her cis.

Another new character is a Muslim woman described as a "repressed slut" and also a flight attendant, so you know, business as usual for this piece of poo poo.

I was a little confused at the implication of the previous post that the Hunie Pop guy would pitch a transwoman character without being explosively gross about it. Suspicions predictably vindicated!

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Antivehicular posted:

I was a little confused at the implication of the previous post that the Hunie Pop guy would pitch a transwoman character without being explosively gross about it. Suspicions predictably vindicated!

Yeah, I hadn't caught the 'biologically male' bit. Just that people were flipping out.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

kirbysuperstar posted:

Another new character is a Muslim woman described as a "repressed slut" and also a flight attendant, so you know, business as usual for this piece of poo poo.

So I'm not trying to be offensive or anything because I actually don't know, but is there a stereotype that muslims or muslim women are often flight attendants?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

has CLAMP finally gone too far?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There's a stereotype that women are flight attendents, or at least that flight attendents are women.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

BattleMaster posted:

So I'm not trying to be offensive or anything because I actually don't know, but is there a stereotype that muslims or muslim women are often flight attendants?

A Muslim flight attendant character is almost definitely going to be an excuse for a lot of 9-11/"lol muslim terrorist" jokes.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Thanks for the sex homie

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

GeekTheMage posted:

"How about a little head?"

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

that's a pretty bad STI* Patrick has going on there.

*Sexually Transmitted Inferno

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Zetsubou-san posted:

that's a pretty bad STI* Patrick has going on there.

*Sexually Transmitted Inferno

And that's why you always use lubricant.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Giant Bomb played that House Party game once before it got pulled from Steam. It has a button to just pull your dick out and start jackin it.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Oh cool I always wanted to RP as Louie C.K.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

muscles like this! posted:

Giant Bomb played that House Party game once before it got pulled from Steam. It has a button to just pull your dick out and start jackin it.

Lowtax played it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KvHfxPNK4

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
he gained criticism for not reading the manual or finding the "whip out your dick" button

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Howzit goin dood?

Wizard Styles
Aug 6, 2014

level 15 disillusionist


https://store.steampowered.com/app/820760/Tactics__Strategy_MasterJoan_of_Arc/

Free Love Nurturance

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Lol

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Aside from having a bad translation from Chinese, that one doesn't really seem like it stands out as an especially awful game.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I dunno; that screenshot doesn't seem to have much artistic unity between the two sprites (maybe they've got a lot of artists, or maybe the art was stolen), and the Joan/Jane in the screenshots looks a little too much like Fate/Grand Order's version of the character.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

CommissarMega posted:

I dunno; that screenshot doesn't seem to have much artistic unity between the two sprites (maybe they've got a lot of artists, or maybe the art was stolen), and the Joan/Jane in the screenshots looks a little too much like Fate/Grand Order's version of the character.

Yeah, that's totally Jeanne with different hair.

Deadguy2322
Dec 16, 2017

Greatness Awaits

Dawgstar posted:

It is speculated that the hentai scenes were put into Fate under protest, like the theory Harrison Ford tried to make the narration in Blade Runner bad on purpose.

Either that or it's just hard to write good porn.

The Harrison Ford thing isn’t just a theory. Check out the documentary Dangerous Days:The Making of Blade Runner and you can hear the epic rant he gave before starting to read from the script where he makes it known that he is only recording it under duress, thinks the producers are ruining the movie and is basically going to give less than minimum effort. It’s great.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I can't say I can understand how or why the fate stay night devs got Harrison Ford to narrate the hentai scenes but I've got respect their hustle

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Improbable Lobster posted:

I can't say I can understand how or why the fate stay night devs got Harrison Ford to narrate the hentai scenes but I've got respect their hustle

:laffo:

thank you for this

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Samuel L Jackson watches hentai and would likely narrate one if asked.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

The MSJ posted:

Samuel L Jackson watches hentai and would likely narrate one if asked.

Now I envision that hentai with Australian slang, only with more shouting.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Samuel L Jackson watches hentai and would likely narrate one if asked.

Well, he did star in a live-action adaptation of a hentai anime.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
afro samurai was good stuff

i don't think it was hentai, i'm just piggybacking off the conversation

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Nipponophile posted:

Well, he did star in a live-action adaptation of a hentai anime.

Just because it's called Bible Black doesn't mean that Samuel L Jackson is in it

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Improbable Lobster posted:

Just because it's called Bible Black doesn't mean that Samuel L Jackson is in it

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2044801/

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Trap sprung and all that, but I wouldn't call Kite a hentai- it's an action thriller with very short sex scenes in it. Might as well call Basic Instinct a porno.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CommissarMega posted:

Might as well call Basic Instinct a porno.

It isn't?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
The original Kite anime is absolutely hentai. It's also really loving weird hentai because it's basically just an action OVA with insanely graphic sex scenes in it, and has more effort put into the non-sex stuff than a lot of "normal" anime.

The movie with SLJ is also actually pretty solid, and feels like a super budget version of the most recent Judge Dredd movie.

e: I don't even really care that I'm walking into a nerd trap here, I'm fairly open that I like grunchy-rear end old anime :v:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I think that director's hentai was one of those "we'll give you the budget but it better have lots of loving in it" situations but uh yeah there is definitely a lot of loving in them.

but it gave us that radical bathroom fight where they fall out of the window and end up crashing a truck down through the street and poo poo so gently caress yea

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
The weirdest thing about the Kite movie is that Quentin Tarantino had nothing to do with it.


IIRC, Quentin Tarantino loving loves that hentai and would recommend it to his friends and stuff. If anybody out there would go "I'm going to make a live action adaptation of my favorite hentai" then it'd be him. So here's a live action version of his favorite hentai and it even has Samuel L Jackson in it, an actor that Quentin loves hiring for his films, and yet this live action film has no trace of Tarantino whatsoever.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
so *that's* what first aid kite means :v:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I don't brand myself after hentai


There's a joke to be made here but I'm not gonna be the one to make it

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Wizard Styles
Aug 6, 2014

level 15 disillusionist

FirstAidKite posted:

The weirdest thing about the Kite movie is that Quentin Tarantino had nothing to do with it.


IIRC, Quentin Tarantino loving loves that hentai and would recommend it to his friends and stuff. If anybody out there would go "I'm going to make a live action adaptation of my favorite hentai" then it'd be him. So here's a live action version of his favorite hentai and it even has Samuel L Jackson in it, an actor that Quentin loves hiring for his films, and yet this live action film has no trace of Tarantino whatsoever.
I know Tarantino's a weirdo and all but how do you even start that conversation?

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