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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

just lmao if your twitter is connected to your real name

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

:lol:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

By "someone" of course they mean "the guy october sky is about"

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Gulfstream carrying 16 people including sleep-advocate Post Malone is headed for an emergency landing in Massachusetts, blew two tires on take off

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


DoktorLoken posted:

Any thoughts on that bit?

I'm guessing they got enough prison time on the plea to be happy, and seized enough documents and recordings from the raids of his home, office, hotel, and storage unit that they don't need his testimony for whomever else they might be going after.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Immanentized posted:

Gulfstream carrying 16 people including sleep-advocate Post Malone is headed for an emergency landing in Massachusetts, blew two tires on take off
Don't you mean Posthumous Malone?

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

Don't you mean Posthumous Malone?

A valid instance of "too soon"

We shall see.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Former Malone

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Mister Sinewave posted:

Goons: anyone who doesn't ditch jury duty is a retard, gently caress that noise lol

Omfg can you believe that jury/verdict: also Goons

See also: voting

thanks for letting me get that off my chest

I mean we’re in a position economically where having a free half month on a jury means Some folks don’t necessarily get to pay a bill. If the government flat reimbursed you at your pay rate for jury time and did so promptly, or laws were put in place that forced employers to pay for it then sure. But the last time I got selected I was living paycheck to paycheck, and civic duty takes second seat to say: having food. So yeah I manipulated my way off that jury, and I don’t feel bad about it.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
:justpost: Malone

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Aw the story is less funny https://twitter.com/DurnkCorgi/status/1031975987649470464?s=19

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


https://homerhickamblog.blogspot.com/2018/08/social-media.html

quote:

I'm a Vietnam vet and not at all offended by the F-word. However, when I saw NASA and the word used together, it occurred to me that this young person might get in trouble if NASA saw it so I tweeted to her one word: "Language" and intended to leave it at that.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He sounds like a nice guy but imo that dumbass should still be fired for being a complete moron on twitter

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy gently caress, EIGHT counts

https://twitter.com/messagetime/status/1031999193374748672?s=19

And what the flying gently caress did he say to Senate Intel?
Edit 3: nevermind, nothingburger


Edit: MANAFORT VERDICT COMING

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1032000424772075522?s=19

Edit 2: DUCK AND COVER IT'S A NEWS TSUNAMI

https://twitter.com/HardballChris/status/1032000961911422977?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 21, 2018

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

In the last two weeks every major newspaper on the north and south carolina coastline has run an article pointing out that their city is indisputably being swallowed by the sea before their very eyes and longstanding reliable tide gages are showing one inch of sea level rise per year since the 90s.

I would call it a wakeup call but lol 2018

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WE GOT HIM

https://twitter.com/daviddesola/status/1032004442160128000?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 21, 2018

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


facialimpediment posted:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WE GOT HIM

mueller_kicks_door_open.gif

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
my former lawyer and campaign manager guilty on the same day. mood:
https://youtu.be/gH476CxJxfg

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Get hosed Stupid Paulie

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Day isn't over by the way.

Trump has a rally speech in West Virginia.

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1032004280318869506?s=19

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Tryzzub posted:

my former lawyer and campaign manager guilty on the same day. mood:
https://youtu.be/gH476CxJxfg

I'm the 4:3 aspect ratio

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
YOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/justinsink/status/1032006096859410432?s=19

https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/1032005820396040192?s=19

Edit: it's all true, everything you've heard, all of it

https://twitter.com/PPVSRB/status/1032005898888245256?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Aug 21, 2018

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

LMAO doesn't have trump have a rally tonight? The meltdown is going to be glorious.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
He'll pardon them at the rally, lmao

edit: if he was remotely not retarded he would resign but lol

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Solaris 2.0 posted:

LMAO doesn't have trump have a rally tonight? The meltdown is going to be glorious.

He does, think it's in a couple of hours.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



That Cohen plea holy gently caress. :allbuttons:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

Day isn't over by the way.

Trump has a rally speech in West Virginia.

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1032004280318869506?s=19

:boom:

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Cnbc has split screen coverage of both hearings. It's glorious.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Look, I'm not saying this is the mattering.

But I can sure as gently caress see it from here and it's loving hilarious as hell even if we all forget in a week!

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SAME loving HOUR

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
This is just the first hit, to get you addicted to the mattering. Next will come the withdrawals. In time you'll be giving Collusions out for $20 behind the motel just to get a tiny hit of the mattering. Then one day in months or years... bam! perp walks and guilty pleas galore and you'll OD on mattering.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

DoktorLoken posted:

That Cohen plea holy gently caress. :allbuttons:

I think that is way more important, there's no way Trump doesn't end up personally questioned about that.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
What's Manafort actually looking at? Because in the UK those convictions would get you about 4 years and you'd lose your house. Maybe.

And the prison would be an open one, where you can still get hand shandies off your slut wife.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
this is too much mattering at once

cohen, manafort, omarosa, all within the last hour

i need a drink

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:siren:Free fire poo poo posting to the end of page 66 in celebration, no :nws: :siren:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


It's cool until you realize that this congress will literally do nothing about it despite a lot of on record testimony about the president doing crimes.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Poo poo pee pee

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Vasudus posted:

this is too much mattering at once

cohen, manafort, omarosa, all within the last hour

i need a drink

whats this about omarosa?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EBB posted:

:siren:Free fire poo poo posting to the end of page 66 in celebration, no :nsw: :siren:
GROVER WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE THR ARMY CAPE IS COOL MARCINKO IS GOOD

-A SOF MARINE

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Man the 5 am crapper-tweets are going to be amazing.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

As Nero Danced posted:

Man the 5 am crapper-tweets are going to be amazing.

We dont even have to wait that long, he's got a Rally tonight. Livestream.

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