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Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

skasion posted:

Modern scholars have made careers around trying to figure out what is truthful about the Historia Augusta, which is as big a book of nonsense as was ever written.

Some choice bits:

Firmus et al. 6.2 posted:

For as to what Aurelius Festivus, Aurelian's freedman, has reported about him in detail, if you wish to learn it, you should read him yourself, most of all the passage which tells how this same Firmus went swimming among the crocodiles when rubbed with crocodiles' fat, how he drove an elephant and mounted a hippopotamus and rode about sitting upon huge ostriches, so that he seemed to be flying.

Maximini duo 6.8 posted:

He was of such size, so Cordus reports, that men said he was six inches over eight feet in height; and his thumb was so huge that he used his wife's bracelet for a ring.

Neither Auelius Festivus nor Cordus is mentioned in any other ancient source, incidentally.

Silver2195 fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Aug 20, 2018

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

euphronius posted:

I’d stay emperor’s constitutional powers were actually well defined and their constituency was also well defined.

Each individual power the emperor possessed, yes; the very concept of the emperor, no. That’s what I mean when I say the purpose of the office is doubtful. Everyone knows what the emperor COULD do, but it was down to each individual emperor to decide what they SHOULD do. I think the idea that the emperor even had a constituency, apart from his soldiers, is hard to sustain. But the revelation that ultimately this was the only thing that emperors were beholden to eventually proved disastrous for the standard of imperial government.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The problem is that it's hard to tell how much of the Historia Augusta is garbage (though some of it definitely is) because in many cases there just aren't any other surviving sources from the period and the surviving text of the Historia itself is a badly-mangled copy of a copy of a copy of an etc full of accumulated scribal errors and revisions.

It's entirely possible it was written as a satirical history but we have no way of knowing for sure.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ok I agree with that distinction between could do and should do. That makes sense.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The problem is that it's hard to tell how much of the Historia Augusta is garbage (though some of it definitely is) because in many cases there just aren't any other surviving sources from the period and the surviving text of the Historia itself is a badly-mangled copy of a copy of a copy of an etc full of accumulated scribal errors and revisions.

It's entirely possible it was written as a satirical history but we have no way of knowing for sure.

Yeah, I think the best thing about it is that we know enough to know that a lot of it is bullshit, but we have no idea where (or if) the bullshit leaves off, or even why it’s bullshit at all. By a moron? Intended to flatter someone? 3rd century crisis edition of The Onion? Who the hell knows!

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

My Imaginary GF posted:

Archeology question: Is there a methodology that uses river sediments to estimate population levels, or at least irregation and diversion rates?

If you knew a population lived along a river, and had no idea the population size, what methods would you use to estimate population size?

I know researchers have used Nile river sediments to make inferences about population and agriculture changes in the Ethiopian highlands. Historical flood records have also been related to deforestation in the Roman hinterland upstream on the Tiber.

The problem is sedimentation rates have high year to year variation and are effected by several multi-decadal climate cycles so your inference is mostly constrained to trends across long time scales like a hundred years or more. It also won’t say anything about population specifically, but rather land use. If the amount of land in an area covered in forest within a region increases the result is usually less sediment volume, however can you infer then that population decreased? What if the people also developed a technology that made them more efficient at using the land still under cultivation? What if they switched to importing food from Egypt instead?

If you want to estimate past populations without historical records you can dig up ruined houses, estimate persons per household, estimate settlement size and density at a given instant, and infer from there. This can be hard to do though along rivers like the Euphrates because river sediment deposition means much of the archeological remains will be underground. Deposition in these environments also makes it hard to study ancient canal and levee systems as they are inevitably buried. Since they are typically made from earth fancy stuff like ground penetrating radar are not going to be able to detect them easily.

Edit: it seems implicit in your post migf that the primary human influence on sediment budgets is going to be through changes in flow through diversion. I don’t think this is true except maybe in a few places, although that is just my opinion, primarily because I think the volume of natural floods was very large compared to human diversion in premodern times. Human influence on sediment inputs is primarily driven by changes in the uplands, because that’s where the sediment comes from.

Squalid fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 20, 2018

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

skasion posted:

Yeah, I think the best thing about it is that we know enough to know that a lot of it is bullshit, but we have no idea where (or if) the bullshit leaves off, or even why it’s bullshit at all. By a moron? Intended to flatter someone? 3rd century crisis edition of The Onion? Who the hell knows!

I'd say there's some places where the author is obviously having a joke a the reader's expense. For example, a long section full of implausible anecdotes about Elagabalus's lavish lifestyle ends with this:

Elagabalus 30.8 posted:

However, these and some other things which surpass credence, I believe to have been fabricated by those who wished to vilify Elagabalus in order to curry favour with Alexander.

Also, there are signs that the Historia Augusta was written after its supposed date of composition. Also a suspicious number of citations to otherwise unattested sources. On the whole, I think it's fair to say that it's deliberate bullshit.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I've read one book that in its citation section described the Historia as one of the most boring primary sources they've ever read

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




aphid_licker posted:

Reading Tom Holland's Dynasty and the naming situation is a goddamn clusterfuck. It's apparently Julias and Drusus's all the way down.

There was also a lot of Cleopatras:

peer
Jan 17, 2004

this is not what I wanted
VII being the only previously clicked link just sums it up

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


cheetah7071 posted:

I've read one book that in its citation section described the Historia as one of the most boring primary sources they've ever read

Man that's a tough competition.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Commodus was sole ruler of his country as long as FDR was.

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Commodus was sole ruler of his country as long as FDR was.

George Will spotted.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Dadliest Worrier posted:

George Will spotted.

If you think about it, gladiatorial combat and fireside chats are the same thing.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

My take on Commodus is

1. He became Emperor as a dumb teenager.
2. Everyone else in power was used to stoic Emperor Aurelius micromanaging rather than said dumb teenager pretending to be a gladiator.
3. People plot to murder Commodus because... he is kind of a little poo poo and not listening to them.
4. Plot fails, Commodus decides to clean house because a bunch of dads advisors tried to murder him.
5. Commodus replaces everyone, but is a terrible judge of character and competence.
6. People he puts in charge gently caress everything up, but he doesn't care enough to really deal with it.
7. People formerly in power who weren't really onboard with assassination plan 1 decide nevermind let's kill him and they succeed.

Marcus Aurelius also had a couple entirely valid reasons to make Commodus Emperor beyond just "He's my boy"!!!

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

My Imaginary GF posted:

Archeology question: Is there a methodology that uses river sediments to estimate population levels, or at least irregation and diversion rates?

If you knew a population lived along a river, and had no idea the population size, what methods would you use to estimate population size?

Short answer: Kinda sorta maybe

Long answer: Part of my master research focuses on this. Pollen samples from sediments can be used to see when domesticates are introduced and a comparision of the percentage of domesticate pollen sources compared to nondomesticate pollen sources can be sorta used as a proxy for population size if you agree that more food = more people (It could also mean that the population was making more food for export or trade or several other reasons). As another poster mentioned above sediment depostion rates can also vary and events like hurricanes can really gently caress things up. I understand that having sediment samples from a long enough period of time helps but to be honest I need to look into this more.

Rivers flood and change course, they erode the poo poo out of things too. I did settlement survey this past summer in Belize in a river valley and there is an extremeley clear line of elevation where everything under just gets flooded to poo poo and is flat because of it. Its super obvious if you ever see LiDAR data.

There are two schools of thought for handling this. One is that no one lives in the flood zone because it floods every 5 years or so and they know better. I personally do not like this idea for several reasons.
The other is that they did build in the flood zone but its eroded to gently caress or buried under a shitton of sediment so good luck finding it and figure out the extent of it. Both schools basically have the same conclusion which is that the extent of settlement located in the flood zone is difficult if not impossible to know, if it existed at all.

Now with all that said the best way to answer your question, and in my opinion the most supportable way, would be to examine the houses or whatever you have along the flood zone. They are most likely close enough in proximity to any structures that might have appeared in the floodzone that they would be part of the same population. Because they are outside the floodzone they are likely more intact and if you know enough about the culture and the household lifecycle they have you can figure out a rough population count based on house number.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Aug 22, 2018

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
There a poo poo ton of things that make determing settlement density difficult and it basically drove me insane this summer.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I hope this question does not sound disrespectful but what would be an ancient civilization that we have a similar density of written sources on as the romans that I could read up on next? I love the little anecdotes and stuff about people from thousands of years ago having bad marriages or chronic flatulence or whatnot. Egyptians? Greek? Someone in Mesopotamia?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


In English I'm not sure any ancient civilization is as well documented. Greeks would be next, Egyptians have a fair amount. Sumeria.

Ancient Chinese states have a large amount of written documentation, but next to none of it is in English. Even Chinese fluency won't help you since it's in various forms of classical Chinese. There's also not nearly as much of the everyday people's writing you get from Rome since literacy was vastly more restricted and record keeping was tightly controlled.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

aphid_licker posted:

I hope this question does not sound disrespectful but what would be an ancient civilization that we have a similar density of written sources on as the romans that I could read up on next? I love the little anecdotes and stuff about people from thousands of years ago having bad marriages or chronic flatulence or whatnot. Egyptians? Greek? Someone in Mesopotamia?

What's your cutoff point on ancient? GF mentioned Chinese and as someone who is fluent in modern Chinese I can confirm that it doesn't help with reading primary sources before the mass adoption of written vernacular Chinese in the early 20th century, and there is so much stuff out there compared to the people who actually speak classical Chinese that it's really hard to find information, despite the fact they practically wrote everything down.

Off the top of my head the only other source that is similar to the Vindolanda tablets is ONFIM, THE MIGHTY WARRIOR OF NOVGOROD! because he wrote notes to his friend and also doodled himself as a mighty warrior. Not sure if that's what you're looking for since it's almost the 1300s by the time he's writing stuff down, but I will take any opportunity to talk about Onfim, I think it's kind of adorable that a 7 year olds doodles survived almost 800 years and are now a valuable archeological source.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I don't have a cutoff, I just meant "relatively old" or "in the wheelhouse of this thread" because the range of things I have read about drops off rapidly as we go back in time past like the 18th century. I read about Onfim a while ago, crazy and really touching :kimchi:

Grand Fromage posted:

In English I'm not sure any ancient civilization is as well documented. Greeks would be next, Egyptians have a fair amount. Sumeria.

Ancient Chinese states have a large amount of written documentation, but next to none of it is in English. Even Chinese fluency won't help you since it's in various forms of classical Chinese. There's also not nearly as much of the everyday people's writing you get from Rome since literacy was vastly more restricted and record keeping was tightly controlled.

Out of the things you two have mentioned Egypt and Sumeria tickle my fancy the most at first glance so I'll start out with those. Thank you very much!

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
I can't see routine flooding as an absolute deterrant to urbanization. In modern times, people still build neighborhoods next to the Mississippi River, to the point where the Federal government has to subsidize property insurance.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A close source of water that occasionally kill everyone seems like a small price to pay to not have your wife constantly bitch about how heavy the water is to move for washing and cooking.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Yeah its my opinion that people likely lived in the flood zones because the soil there is just as bitchin as the ones juuuust outside the regular floodzones. It would be interesting to see when exactly those areas get settled in comparision to the nonflooded areas though.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


I can imagine there's gonna always be at least one dude with cognitive dissonance as well. "No, this time it wont flood because the augurs have foretold a twenty year dry spell, you see..." Occasionally they'll even be right.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
In matters involving food and taking high risks, it's a good rule of thumb to assume there was an "or risk starvation" involved somewhere.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

aphid_licker posted:

I don't have a cutoff, I just meant "relatively old" or "in the wheelhouse of this thread" because the range of things I have read about drops off rapidly as we go back in time past like the 18th century. I read about Onfim a while ago, crazy and really touching :kimchi:


Out of the things you two have mentioned Egypt and Sumeria tickle my fancy the most at first glance so I'll start out with those. Thank you very much!

I haven't been able to resist posting them itt before, but Tang Dynasty poetry is incredible, super relatable and really evocative of everyday life. Like here's one example from the Eighth century:

Many People Come to Visit and Bring Wine After I Fell Off My Horse, Drunk posted:

I, Du Fu, the duke’s elderly guest,
Finished my wine, drunkenly sang, and waved a golden halberd.
I mounted my horse and suddenly remembered the days of my youth,
The flying hooves sent stones pouring down into Qutang gorge.
Baidicheng’s city gates are beyond the water’s clouds,
Bending over, I plunged straight down eight thousand feet.
Whitewashed battlements passed like lightning, the purple reins were loose,
Then east, I reached the level ridge, out past heaven’s cliff.
River villages and country halls vied to enter my eyes,
The whip hung down, the bridle drooped, I reached the crimson road.
All the ten thousand people amazed by my silver head,
I trusted to the riding and shooting skills of my rosy-cheeked youth.
How could I know that bursting its chest, hooves chasing the wind,
That racing horse, red with sweat, breathing spurts of jade,
Would unexpectedly take a tumble and end up injuring me?
In human life, taking pleasure often leads to shame.
That’s why I’m feeling sad, lying on quilts and pillows,
Being in the sunset of my life only adds to the bother.
When I knew you’d come to visit, I wanted to hide my face,
With a bramble stick I manage to rise, leaning on a servant.
Then, after we’ve finished talking, we open our mouths and laugh,
Giving me support, you help to sweep by the clear stream’s bend.
Wine and meat are piled up like mountains once again,
The feast starts: sad strings and brave bamboo sound out.
Together, we point to the western sun, not to be granted us long,
Noise and exclamations, then we tip the cup of clear wine.
Why did you have to hurry your horses, coming to ask after me?
Don’t you remember Xi Kang, who nourished life and got killed?

I love this poem because one the one hand its extremely evocative of what everyday life was like twelve-hundred years ago, with great little details like the white-wash on the city walls, the implied ceremony with the halberd, and the suggested geography. On the other hand, it remains extremely relatable. Substitute the horse for a car and this exact story could have played out yesterday.

It crams so many emotions into so little text, the drunken joy of flying down steep mountain roads, how he's so ashamed to be seen after his accident he wants to hide from his guests, but ultimately how grateful he feels that his friend took they time to see him. The way the pov character gently chides his guest not to ride recklessly immediately after his own accident, it makes the character appear so human despite the huge gulf of time and culture between us.

There's lots of his poems here, and there are several other Tang poets that are just as good too.

http://www.chinese-poems.com/du.html

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

According to the engineer (and goon) who made this series of videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQzfa4iXxZ4
(the sound quality of which improves very quickly)
people tend to live in flood plains and I trust his word in that.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Egypt is a notable exception though, they avoided building within the Nile flood area. Egyptian cities were in the deserts beyond the flood plain to avoid wasting their very valuable and limited arable land.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Grevling posted:

According to the engineer (and goon) who made this series of videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQzfa4iXxZ4
(the sound quality of which improves very quickly)
people tend to live in flood plains and I trust his word in that.

this guy is great, all of his videos are super interesting

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
well it's sure driving me crazy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Governor, because the other three weren't actual positions in the Roman Republic unless you're playing gotcha games or being really creative with translating the original Latin office names.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I chose emperor knowing it was wrong and got 10/10 "right" answers.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I’m THE ROMAN REPUBLIC OF ANCIENT ROME

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Irish Republic of Republic of Ireland.

The Congolese Democratic Republic of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

mortons stork
Oct 13, 2012
It takes effort to get it this wrong lmao. Like, they acknowledge that it was a multi-century civilization that passed through multiple forms of state and gov't. They specify that they're looking for the highest office in the Republic. And they decide it's emperor what the christ.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
The point of those clickbait quizzes is to find questions that seem like not everyone would know the answer but actually everyone does, so everyone gets the feel smart. The writer of this specific question was going for "what was the name of the highest office of the roman government?" and knew just enough to gently caress everything up trying to make the question sound smarter.

(not that "emperor" is a particularly correct answer to the question they were trying to ask, but hey0

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

tribunicia potestas :hai:

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
If we are to disregard the quiz itself, wouldn't the proper answer be Consul? Or co-Consul?

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