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Who should be the Mod?
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Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

The Peccadillo posted:

Didn't one of them happen at like midnight? I don't remember which

The original Rudd spill in 2010 was announced pretty late at night before the meeting the next day topped him off.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Anidav posted:



Bill still at Parliament House, seems pretty happy.

positively beaming champ

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/bill-shorten-begins-studying-videos-of-steven-bradburys-2002-olympic-gold-medal-win/

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
I'm always happy when someone else does my job for free with zero prompting.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
12 hours ago: After the vote we totally support Malcolm

Now: Time for another vote!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
https://twitter.com/randlight/status/1032214321114140672

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


The Peccadillo posted:

Didn't one of them happen at like midnight? I don't remember which

The 2015 spill against Abbott happened at 9.15pm but it was announced much earlier in the evening.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Cpt Soban posted:

12 hours ago: After the vote we totally support Malcolm

Now: Time for another vote!

"Keep staging new votes until we get the result we want" sounds familiar :thunk:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Dutton might manage to gently caress this up.

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
I used to seethe about having to work with people who would leave dirty dishes in the communal sink because *~there's no kitchen fairy~* or because we employed people who presumably had a litter tray in the corner of their living room instead of a proper toilet because honestly how do you manage to get poo poo on the cubicle walls

But imagine working 12+ hours a day with your average group of liberal MPs. Suddenly i don't feel so hard done by

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Petition now signed by 9 people apparently.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Ben is the president now

https://mobile.twitter.com/JerrieDemasi/status/1032112784727728128

clusterfuck
Feb 6, 2004


:auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol::auspol:

Come on Malcolm, one more meal before bedtime, I'm buyin'.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

"We can't allow the rightful leader of the opposition to be democratically elected by the supporting majority of the electorate until we figure out a way to either hoodwink them into voting for policies they don't want, that we refuse to budge on, or otherwise steal the election."

These guys really want to be like Trump.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
9 signatures at this time of night seems like someone hosed up?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
I'm surprised this took so long for someone to do it: http://captiongenerator.com/1072872/libspill

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/matttburke/status/1032217038054256641

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010

Document is dated April 2018 lmao

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


When the gently caress did the ALP get good political operatives to literally be months in advanced prepared for this exact scenario???

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer
Boo:



Also, a little way from 43 at last report:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

ColtMcAsskick posted:

Document is dated April 2018 lmao

what

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Anidav posted:



When the gently caress did the ALP get good political operatives to literally be months in advanced prepared for this exact scenario???

holy poo poo that's amazing

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I think its time we recognise Bill Shorten aka The Shadow Man aka The Faceless Man aka The Backstabber aka Checks Notes as a terrifying political figure who appears basically paranoid enough or smart enough to seek in depth research on alternative opponents and sit on lethal poison for months waiting for the right moment to release his toxic gas.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
LOL THEY KNEW

Edit: Oppo research is basically due diligence at this point. Libs can't do it because they're all compromised Tae gently caress, but the media does, and the ALP and Greens can and should.

Don Dongington fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Aug 22, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I just googled french letter

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.
Mods ALP knew.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Prime Ministers knocked off by Bill Shorten:

Rudd
Gillard
Abbott
Turnbull (soon)
Dutton

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I just googled french letter

lol this is good

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

Anidav posted:

I think its time we recognise Bill Shorten aka The Shadow Man aka The Faceless Man aka The Backstabber aka Checks Notes as a terrifying political figure who appears basically paranoid enough or smart enough to seek in depth research on alternative opponents and sit on lethal poison for months waiting for the right moment to release his toxic gas.

Bill Shorten, the Batman of Australian politics.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/MattDoran91/status/1032220620694540288

Has anyone seen anymore pages?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

BurgerQuest posted:

lol this is good

Who the hell is funny and clever on the liberals side? Pyne has the odd moment but most of them have the charisma of a wet garden salad.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Anidav posted:



When the gently caress did the ALP get good political operatives to literally be months in advanced prepared for this exact scenario???

Holy gently caress

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Anidav posted:



When the gently caress did the ALP get good political operatives to literally be months in advanced prepared for this exact scenario???

That's impressive, really loving impressive.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Anidav posted:



When the gently caress did the ALP get good political operatives to literally be months in advanced prepared for this exact scenario???

gently caress they're good.

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

ColtMcAsskick posted:

Document is dated April 2018 lmao

"Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
______________________________________________/

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Shorten sighed as he drew his katana

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Obtaining a document fatal to Malcolm's expected main rival in Dutton, and to the LNP majority, and then handing it to Malcolm on the eve of his own demise at Dutton's hands. Machiavellian.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Resident Idiot posted:

Bill Shorten, the Batman of Australian politics.

He's more like the little guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeHflFNR4kQ

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
"I wanna do you slowly..."

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Box of Bunnies posted:

"Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
______________________________________________/


More scared about the bearded dude in the back tbh

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
*checks Death Note*

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