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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:18 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:34 |
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oh nunchucks. I thought that was some kinda weird double liver punch
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:19 |
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that hair
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:32 |
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Let's visit Wrestle Forum, since I haven't posted anything from there in awhile: In a thread titled: "Why are the matches on NXT so good compared to the main roster?" Hmm yes, NXT is nothing but flippy spots. NXT is overrated and their match finishes are confusing and hard to understand, unlike the main roster!!! It's really funny this was an actual thing, since I guess there are some main roster WWE fans starting to crawl out of the woodwork solely to poo poo on NXT now because it destroys whatever the main roster puts out pretty much every time.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:33 |
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THERE IS A DUDE WHO WRITES SIXTH GRADE LEVEL POETRY ABOUT PRO WRESTLING https://hairywrestlingfan.com/2018/08/20/blackheart-vs-rebel-heart-an-original-poem/ quote:Separate they climbed to reach the big time, https://hairywrestlingfan.com/2018/05/30/andre-an-original-poem/ quote:He emerged from France seeking fortune and fame, https://hairywrestlingfan.com/2016/10/05/eddie-an-original-poem/ quote:Little legs on the floor, crossed with expectation, There's way more. They are all incredible.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 01:59 |
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The Andre and Eddie Guerrero poems both seem to be heavily based on The Legend of Chavo Guerrero by the Mountain Goats. The Eddie one even uses some of the same lyrics.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 06:16 |
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"hairy wrestling fan"
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 06:37 |
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Benne posted:"hairy wrestling fan" Be more specific.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 07:32 |
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Twas the night before Vengeance, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The Bowflex was set in the rec room with care In hopes Kevin Sullivan soon would be there The children were-okay I'm having second thoughts here
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 07:42 |
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TL posted:The Andre and Eddie Guerrero poems both seem to be heavily based on The Legend of Chavo Guerrero by the Mountain Goats. The Eddie one even uses some of the same lyrics. He cribbed lyrics but not the bit about feeling relieved by your step-father’s death, which is the best part Blast Fantasto fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Aug 21, 2018 |
# ? Aug 21, 2018 12:59 |
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MassRafTer posted:THERE IS A DUDE WHO WRITES SIXTH GRADE LEVEL POETRY ABOUT PRO WRESTLING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwM7ImX2qZY&t=30s These kids are all me IRL after reading these poems
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 13:50 |
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This Is Just To Say I have stolen the push that was in the works and which you were probably saving for Wrestlemania Forgive me it wasn't your time not over and not old -HHH
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 16:39 |
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I Before E posted:Twas the night before Vengeance, and all through the house
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 17:08 |
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best post in 239 pages
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 17:09 |
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I Before E posted:Twas the night before Vengeance, and all through the house
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 17:28 |
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That, everyone, is an example of bad comedy!
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 18:19 |
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I Before E posted:Twas the night before Vengeance, and all through the house
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 19:38 |
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Reddit thread about WWE false advertising Brock and Rondaquote:And quite apart from that, surely the phrase "Card subject to change" means that this is entitled fanboy / agenda based whining. The card has *always* been subject to change, no excuses have *ever* been offered, and WWE have often played fast and loose with cards. There's literally no issue here.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 07:20 |
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I Before E posted:Twas the night before Vengeance, and all through the house drat son
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 08:21 |
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Web Jew.0 posted:Reddit thread about WWE false advertising Brock and Ronda I mean other than some stuff about tone, isn't this kinda factually accurate?
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 16:31 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I mean other than some stuff about tone, isn't this kinda factually accurate? WWF falsely advertised Stone Cold wrestling on a PPV during the peak of the Attitude Era. It's always been a thing.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 16:33 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I mean other than some stuff about tone, isn't this kinda factually accurate? saying that it's not an issue is dumb. Card subject to change means that things might change because they can't reveal storyline or someone might get hurt. WWE uses it as an out to not feel obligated to give what they advertise. Advertising your biggest names and consistently not having them show is an issue.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 16:44 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:Advertising your biggest names and consistently not having them show is an issue. yeah but that's also like one of the longest held traditions in wrestling
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 17:37 |
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DJExile posted:yeah but that's also like one of the longest held traditions in wrestling My point isn't that the practice is not bad. My point is that the dude is unfortunately right and while the get over it tone is dumb and assholish, it's not like TNAMecca poo poo or bad poetry.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 20:44 |
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The "please piss on my face Mr McMahon we deserve it I am but a little slug" tone definitely belongs in here though.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 20:49 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:The "please piss on my face Mr McMahon we deserve it I am but a little slug" tone definitely belongs in here though. Don’t kinkshame
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 20:50 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I mean other than some stuff about tone, isn't this kinda factually accurate? No, card subject to change is supposed to cover injuries or other acts of God. WWE used to care about this, and at times other promotions did. Some didn't. In the past some commissions even went after companies who pulled things like this. But now they aren't regulated and don't care so it means "gently caress you, you'll buy tickets and like whatever we put out."
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 20:53 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:The "please piss on my face Mr McMahon we deserve it I am but a little slug" tone definitely belongs in here though. Piss off. MassRafTer posted:No, card subject to change is supposed to cover injuries or other acts of God. WWE used to care about this, and at times other promotions did. Some didn't. In the past some commissions even went after companies who pulled things like this. But now they aren't regulated and don't care so it means "gently caress you, you'll buy tickets and like whatever we put out." This, however, is a much better response that makes a lot more sense.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 21:58 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:The "please piss on my face Mr McMahon we deserve it I am but a little slug" tone definitely belongs in here though. MassRafTer posted:No, card subject to change is supposed to cover injuries or other acts of God. WWE used to care about this, and at times other promotions did. Some didn't. In the past some commissions even went after companies who pulled things like this. But now they aren't regulated and don't care so it means "gently caress you, you'll buy tickets and like whatever we put out." completely for both
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 22:07 |
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Web Jew.0 posted:Reddit thread about WWE false advertising Brock and Ronda I remember a POST wrestling podcast from earlier this year where Wai Ting defended false advertising Brock and Ronda by saying it made the TV more unpredictable and the live audience should know that WWE does that.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 22:09 |
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I wish I would not have done my monthly reading of the last page of this thread at a time when I had to see that poetry.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:13 |
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OctoberCountry posted:I remember a POST wrestling podcast from earlier this year where Wai Ting defended false advertising Brock and Ronda by saying it made the TV more unpredictable and the live audience should know that WWE does that. ...It makes the TV unpredictable, therefore the audience should be able to predict that the thing advertised won't happen?
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:20 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Piss off. It wasn't aimed at you. Calm down.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 21:50 |
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https://twitter.com/fantasticrobb1/status/1032758894567845888
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 01:03 |
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The first 6 words of that are right, shame about everything else
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 01:07 |
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ooh this is a good one
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 01:07 |
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What does alcohol have to do with it, Roberto
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 02:40 |
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Chris James 2 posted:The first 6 words of that are right, shame about everything else I think you mean 9
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:32 |
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Knowing what we know about Cornette, I wouldn't doubt if his beef with Russo might be a little exaggerated for the sake of good quips (think "I quit Wendy's and wanna stay in good shape so I don't die before he does") But just lol at either of them working for Vince again
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:53 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:34 |
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in the ongoing sad adventures of Dylan Bostic: https://twitter.com/Dylan_Bostic/status/1033091891561201664 sure thing, Dylan. Have fun working Ryback. Twice.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:42 |