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Who should be the Mod?
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Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Goodpart posted:

Quick reminder that Alan Jones is arguably still alive:

https://twitter.com/DavidWoiwod/status/1032422419997184002

:eyepop: :trumppop:

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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
WTF is happening

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Amethyst posted:

Alan Jones just described Scott Morrison as the "friend of the family in the wood pile", live on the radio. What a time to be alive.

Holy hell.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Spudd posted:

Did he just say what I thought I heard him say?

I also can't hear it. What did he say?

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Intoluene posted:

I also can't hear it. What did he say?

nig nog tryna get a wood peezy

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Intoluene posted:

I also can't hear it. What did he say?

Called ScoMo “n-word in the woodpile” but didn’t say n-word.

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013

Amethyst posted:

Alan Jones just described Scott Morrison as the "friend of the family in the wood pile", live on the radio. What a time to be alive.

Actually I think you will find we are not alive and we are in hell.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
He's gotten in trouble for this before (Jones, not the fuckload of other people involved in nonsense today).

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/SharriMarkson/status/1032430694390059008

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Now see friend of the family in the woodpile is unacceptable let's discuss how this relates to that niggling feeling

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

So much for all the "we fully back Malcolm" comments the past few months eh?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cpt Soban posted:

So much for all the "we fully back Malcolm" comments the past few months eh?

Post Trump world we were always at war with Oceania

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Lid posted:

Post Trump world we were always at war with Oceania

Now is the time for the Emu Nation to rise up and take what is rightfully theirs.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Supporting both challengers is some galaxy brain poo poo

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Angus Taylor has resigned from the frontbench. Bit late mate.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
australian politics is so loving dumb. america thinks it's the worst at politics because they have one azathoth-esque idiot king but our entire political class is a hollow scramble for power by apparatchiks who inherited everything that is pathetic about this nation's culture, and do so in a way that has constantly failed for everyone involved over the course of a decade. the blatant contempt for the idea of a public good is on constant display, and it's all mired in false echoes of blokiness. Once again we have a conflict over whether we get a fascistic oaf uncle or a suit stuffed with millions of dollars, except we don't get a choice at all because the public rightfully doesn't care about inter-party factions when they vote. 6th time's the loving charm though rite

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Supporting both challengers is some galaxy brain poo poo

No matter who loses, he wins. Should just be the tag line for the libz at this point.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

drunkill posted:

Angus Taylor has resigned from the frontbench. Bit late mate.

I don't believe that is an MP I think it's the local pub band drummer

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Raged posted:

Holy hell.

this is actually the second time he's done this iirc

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Supporting both challengers is some galaxy brain poo poo

its the ultimate political move, i'm surprised it doesn't happen more often

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Supporting both challengers is some galaxy brain poo poo
He’s Mac from Always Sunny telling both sides that he’s playing both sides.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I was listening to Ray Hadley this morning and this happened:

https://twitter.com/verifiedstory/status/1032407438425653248

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Dutton better win because I just put like 30 mins into this

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

drunkill posted:

Angus Taylor has resigned from the frontbench. Bit late mate.

Greg Hunt too.
https://twitter.com/GregHuntMP/status/1032431745902104576

https://twitter.com/GregHuntMP/status/1032431745902104576

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Antony saw his shadow and predicts election in May. Personally I want this poo poo show on the fuckin road.

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

Don Dongington posted:

Dutton better win because I just put like 30 mins into this



noice

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013

Don Dongington posted:

Dutton better win because I just put like 30 mins into this



:perfect:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I thought he already had given he was Dutton's hunting mate... essentially his piss hound really.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

G-Spot Run posted:

Antony saw his shadow and predicts election in May. Personally I want this poo poo show on the fuckin road.

How recent is that prediction?

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/MichaelKeenanMP/status/1032433010828668929

Add another to the pile.


Paper shredders going into overdrive.
https://twitter.com/grhutchens/status/1032433592721268736

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Don Dongington posted:

Dutton better win because I just put like 30 mins into this



Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

There is no way none of these are legally government records that shouldn't be shredded.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Senor Tron posted:

What's Labors motivation to join such a Coalition rather than pushing for an election?
Split in the LNP ensuring decade(s) of political irrelevance ala what the DLP did to the ALP in the fifties.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

:auspol:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP/status/2915412186

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

G-Spot Run posted:

Antony saw his shadow and predicts election in May. Personally I want this poo poo show on the fuckin road.
I can't really see a Dutton lead Coalition government limping along till May with things going as they are.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib


https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032433679081984001

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://mobile.twitter.com/BenDohertyCorro/status/1032394927836037120

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP/status/3137880157

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

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