Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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bigis: Jun 21, 2006

THRILL SHORTEN

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:42

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 14:44

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

I guess since Morrison is running in his place now..

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:42

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

You can get Dr Pepper from the international aisle in Coles

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:42

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

GO GET EM' BILL! SHOW THEM NO QUARTER!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Don Dongington posted:

So remember how there were rumours on Tuesday night about Craig Laundy threatening to resign from the house if Turnbull was rolled?

He holds Reid by 3.3%, which is gotta be smaller than the predicted swing against. It's historically been a Labor seat too.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/reid/

I bet he'll wuss out but if he did, amazing.

Let me tell you about the complete inability to interact with Chinese Australians by non Liberal parties and how it's having flow on effects.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:43

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

bandaid.friend posted:

You can get Dr Pepper from the international aisle in Coles

I get something called "banana milk" from mine

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:44

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Aurubin posted:

Did you guys kill most of your aboriginal population like the Americans?

Yes, and then later stole a bunch of their children to raise as white as possible (spoilers, this was a real bad idea)

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDj-zz-DMGw

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:45

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Aurubin posted:

Did you guys kill most of your aboriginal population like the Americans?

Yes, and we also actively removed children in an attempt to "breed out the colour".

One of the current contenders for PM decided to boycott the official apology for this.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:45

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Aurubin posted:

Did you guys kill most of your aboriginal population like the Americans? I would think there's slightly higher number because you actually have native members of parliament. 2, but that's more than the US.

Mate we're still doin it.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:45

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Spudd posted:

I get something called "banana milk" from mine

I got a can of papaya milk but I haven't been brave enough to try it, I'm a complete sook. Know what you can't get at Coles? Sargents pies. Absolute outrage

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:45

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Maybe. Laundy had a swing to him in 2016, and the main state seat in the area (Drummoyne) was one of the only ones in NSW to swing to the Libs in the last election. He's not a bad fit for the area, which says something about my lovely neighbours.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:46

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SPILL INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE LIBERAL PARTY OF AUSTRALIA AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START CHALLENGING TURNBULL ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DUTTON. I CHALLENGE EVERY TURNBULL AND I CHALLENGE EVERY TURNBULL HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SECRET BALLOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP NUMBERS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE COUNTRYS MOST DANGEROUS POLITICS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY FEDERAL PARTY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FEDERAL PARTY CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE POLICIES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY PORTFOLIO LESS LONELY BY SMILING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING QUESTION TIME EVERY MORNIng

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:47

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bandaid.friend posted:

I got a can of papaya milk but I haven't been brave enough to try it, I'm a complete sook. Know what you can't get at Coles? Sargents pies. Absolute outrage

Banana milk is good but the papaya tastes like the leftover milk from a bowl of fruitloops

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:48

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Anidav posted:

ABC is saying now that Turnbull may vote a no confidence motion against himself.

Yes yes yes yes

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:48

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

I'm at work and I just want to be drinking something delicious and sitting on the couch watching this unfold.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:50

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Crossbench will not support adjournment lmao

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:50

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

This is insane. Raw panic

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:52

Aurubin: Mar 17, 2011

Adults are in charge!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:54

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

The red bins are out. Destroy the evidence lads!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:56

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

https://twitter.com/AlanJones/status/1032445573746581504

Birdstrike posted:

Hahaha

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:56

Brown Paper Bag: Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/hughriminton/status/1032406498196959233?s=21

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Birdstrike posted:

Btw duder

https://www.goodfood.com.au/xian-eatery-burwood/xian-eatery-review-20180731-h13dsn

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:57

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Rome Burns while Turnbull plays the fiddle

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:58

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Brown Paper Bag posted:

https://twitter.com/hughriminton/status/1032406498196959233?s=21

This was discussed in here like 3 hours ago Hugh this isn't breaking news you putz.

Also Shorten beat you by 4 loving months

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:58

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

Cpt Soban posted:

Welcome to the Westminster system. Every election we vote for our preferred local member in our electorates- Not a President. The Party that has the most local members backing them choose their leader. It has been the system ever since Federation. I think we focus on the states too much and believe we're meant to be the same.

The Westminster system doesn�t really explain why both parties keep having leadership challenges despite it loving everything up for their party, only that they can do it. After Rudd got back I�d probably think �ousting the pm isn�t really a sustainable political strategy, I should wait until he loses an election or something�

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:59

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Looks like the adjournment will happen.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:59

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

70-68 goddamn it

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:00

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Senor Tron posted:

Looks like the adjournment will happen.

What a shame

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:00

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

lol I didn�t know Parliament had a magic golden mace

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:02

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

Well at least i can concentrate on doing some actual work for the rest of the week. What a loving gutless bunch of arseholes

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Absolute cowards.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:03

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

snoremac posted:

lol I didn’t know Parliament had a magic golden mace

It's a +3 Mace of Incompetent Leadership

Also no question time today. Adjourned till 10 September.

It's the Fortnight of Long Knives lads.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ANTONY GREEN SAW HIS SHADOW

SIX MORE WEEKS OF LEADERSHIP SPECULATION

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:03

Korgan: Feb 14, 2012

They cut the feed just as all the adults in charge were screaming at each other

# ? Aug 23, 2018 03:04

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves