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dp you think the secret service will wait until the horse cums to tell pence hes now the president
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Got a banner ad for Equine Fusion and thought about someone's beautiful mystical equine fusion
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Hostess Snack Cake posted:guys, have you ever considered, that even right now, as i post this, mike pence--vice president of the united states of america--is laying on the floor of a stable, straw pressed into his bare, sweaty skin, thinking happily about the immense quantity of horse jizz sloshing around inside of him? yea this
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Al! posted:dp you think the secret service will wait until the horse cums to tell pence hes now the president No, bc Mike pence will also cum for the first time in his life when he hears the news and the secret service is very interested in making him cum
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Aug 22, 2018 16:54
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Aug 23, 2018 03:46
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Mike "Horsefucker" Pence is a known Horsefucker with Oedipus complex.
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https://i.imgur.com/I0YHb0S_lq.mp4
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this is kinda weird and i probably shouldn't admit this in the mike pence thread but now i want one of these things and i don't even know why it's not sexual, i mean that thing doesn't even have a tailpipe i just wanna ride/drive it around the courthouse and hitch it up to the dog fountain
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Aug 27, 2018 02:29
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an actual dog posted:john mccain has requested that trump not be at his funeral but he does want the horsefucker mike pence there, presumably so everyone can watch pence get hosed by a horse an actual dog posted:the loving family of john mccain, loudly weeping, their tears mixed with the sound of a horse reaming mike pence's rear end an actual dog posted:at the amen of the priest's blessing the horse neighs as he fills pence's rear end with semen, triggering a monstrous orgasam in the vice president. he launches his cum all over john mccain's casket as it's lowered into the ground. mccain's wife and daughter weep at the majesty.
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Aug 27, 2018 04:35
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Pencishly: Heh, that's not where the Cock Pit should be
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Aug 27, 2018 08:39
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Posted a meme with a similar joke earlier, but that's not the point. The point is I remembered.
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Aug 29, 2018 19:12
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My Cuck Dad posted:Posted a meme with a similar joke earlier, but that's not the point. The point is I remembered.
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Aug 31, 2018 03:53
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mike pence: his rear end and his gut brimming with fresh-squeezed horse nut
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Aug 31, 2018 04:03
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crazy cloud posted:mike pence: his rear end and his gut
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Aug 31, 2018 05:28
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crazy cloud posted:mike pence: his rear end and his gut
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crazy cloud posted:mike pence: his rear end and his gut
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Sep 1, 2018 01:34
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i am reminded of that time when mike pence hosed a horse's rear end (the horse's rear end is his president, donald j. trump)
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Sep 6, 2018 00:02
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Mike Pence's lodestar is a huge horse cock
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Sep 6, 2018 02:48
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mike pence: load star
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Sep 6, 2018 03:34
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Lord of Pie posted:mike pence: load star
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Top City Homo posted:Mike Pence's lodestar is a huge horse cock
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https://i.imgur.com/3W26iai.gifv
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Sep 11, 2018 06:50
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Yinlock posted:lie detectors don't work on pence, he only gets excited by leave it to beaver marathons and horse buttholes saw this intensely incorrect post, that failed to accurately describe the manner of vice president michael pence's horse-lust, and i remembered
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Goddammit. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3868605
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Sep 14, 2018 19:16
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Lord of Pie posted:mike pence: load star
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Sep 14, 2018 19:59
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code:
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e e horse cummings
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Sep 14, 2018 20:45
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saw him on the news and remembered he hosed a horse lol what a great vice president, hope mother never finds out (j/k she knows all about it and is not jealous at all)
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Sep 15, 2018 02:37
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oh YEEEEEEEEEES
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when mike and mother were courting https://twitter.com/panelpulp/status/1040865469043896320
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Sep 15, 2018 19:36
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Duscat posted:when mike and mother were courting Lol
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Sep 15, 2018 22:24
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Duscat posted:when mike and mother were courting His face isn't wistful enough
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Sep 15, 2018 22:27
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Horse gently caress is real
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https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1042802353957683200 made me remember mike pence would probably love this game
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Teal posted:https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1042802353957683200 Only if his character can get down on all fours, crawl underneath the horse and slide the meaty horse cock into his anus. If the game physics don't allow that I suppose he might be willing to settle for sucking it off.
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something something hot coffee
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Teal posted:https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1042802353957683200 
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