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what do you like best
This poll is closed.
pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lmao

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:dance:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lol VAR rules

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Is the £62 a typo too or is that really how much a ticket for the scottish second division goes for?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
That's what you get for using a Ceefax printer during a storm

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1031952800736075776

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

What the gently caress were they thinking? That’s the kicker’s team, right?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Queehs Park is in Boston.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"Ngrmadly?" Mods?

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/RealCasuals/status/1031857585517944832

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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there's literally like 100k coked out idiots like that dude here, accurate representation

no, that's not me

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
https://twitter.com/SportsJOE_UK/status/1032303454662918145

Michael owen has never drunk tea or coffee wtf

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This is the gayest poo poo I’ve ever seen.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

He literally doesn't understand the concept of enjoying fiction. He's a profoundly strange man.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Tsaedje posted:

He literally doesn't understand the concept of enjoying fiction. He's a profoundly strange man.

You'd think he'd love a good story that keeps you hanging, really builds suspense.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/ftfc/status/1032345230895394817

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Bundy posted:

You'd think he'd love a good story that keeps you hanging, really builds suspense.

Noice

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Owen chat - “I couldn’t wait to retire”

We knew

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Owen chat - “I couldn’t wait to retire”

We knew

Hell I can’t wait either, that’s like the most humanizing thing about that guy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This owns but mostly because Michael Owen is such a weird dude

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

He sucks rear end

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
he's a twat

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i dont understand how someone can hate the activity of watching a film

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
He genuinely seems like a simpleton. Like Chance from Being There if he talked more quickly.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Bogan Krkic posted:

i dont understand how someone can hate the activity of watching a film

Even more than that, I can't understand how someone can't COMPREHEND the activity of watching a film. It'd be interesting to subject Michael Owen to several years of intense psychiatric study to figure out just what's wrong with him. Some kind of advanced turbo autism possibly?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I think he's just really boring and self obsessed. This is a grown man who had to be told off for gloating about scoring against a child.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Tsaedje posted:

I think he's just really boring and self obsessed. This is a grown man who had to be told off for gloating about scoring against a child.

It's hard to imagine a footballer coming off more like a oval office than Owen does in that classic video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

Neville Southall, though, seemed like a classy guy and that has been proven over and over since.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




People forget how young Owen was when he started in the Liverpool first team, he's practically a child himself in that video.

It truly is a mystery how living nothing but football on the biggest stages from adolescence onward (and no doubt earlier in the reserves/youth academies) could result in being an emotional spacker that can't comprehend sitting down for two hours doing something that doesn't further you somehow.

What did the builder in was probably little more than incessant teenage whining, but from an outwardly appearing adult

See also: Messi, Lionel

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
imagine having so little curiosity that you would never even try a cup of tea or coffee

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013

Der Shovel posted:

It's hard to imagine a footballer coming off more like a oval office than Owen does in that classic video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

Neville Southall, though, seemed like a classy guy and that has been proven over and over since.

This is incredible. He’s genuinely ecstatic at beating a 13yr old.

What a tool.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Ron Ron's impact on Juve's wages


Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Bundy posted:

People forget how young Owen was when he started in the Liverpool first team, he's practically a child himself in that video.

It truly is a mystery how living nothing but football on the biggest stages from adolescence onward (and no doubt earlier in the reserves/youth academies) could result in being an emotional spacker that can't comprehend sitting down for two hours doing something that doesn't further you somehow.

What did the builder in was probably little more than incessant teenage whining, but from an outwardly appearing adult

See also: Messi, Lionel

Is this because he played for United for a bit

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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CyberPingu posted:

Ron Ron's impact on Juve's wages




They earned that back with shirt sales on the first day

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

shut up blegum posted:

They earned that back with shirt sales on the first day

I thought clubs made gently caress all off of shirt sales and people were just speculating over that.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

CyberPingu posted:

I thought clubs made gently caress all off of shirt sales and people were just speculating over that.

Yeah, it's bollocks.

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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CyberPingu posted:

I thought clubs made gently caress all off of shirt sales and people were just speculating over that.

I saw some post somewhere that Juve sold 520.000 Ronaldo shirts the day he signed. €105/shirt and Juve supposedly get 15% of that so that's about 8 million in 1 day.
There was also the fact that Ronaldo has a ton of social media followers and some of them started following Juve too and somehow that's also worth €€€??
I'll try and look it up when I get home.

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