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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What's happening in this thread then? I didn't read any of it

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Karate Bastard posted:

What's happening in this thread then? I didn't read any of it

You should read it.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I don’t understand the 0.5x pen previous stroke comment. Unless it’s referring to an ischemic stroke which this thread had on a massive and like ability to even lift a fork robbing way a long time ago.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blind Rasputin posted:

I don’t understand the 0.5x pen previous stroke comment. Unless it’s referring to an ischemic stroke which this thread had on a massive and like ability to even lift a fork robbing way a long time ago.

You can google "Half an A-press" if you really want to

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Blind Rasputin posted:

I don’t understand the 0.5x pen previous stroke comment. Unless it’s referring to an ischemic stroke which this thread had on a massive and like ability to even lift a fork robbing way a long time ago.
Oh, you didn't watch the video?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

The Bloop posted:

You can google "Half an A-press" if you really want to
Or just click this bad boy right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

Be sure to watch the whole thing. You'll feel like you're going mad, but hold on, because it gets crazier (this is gonna hold true for the entire video basically)

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 15:07 on Aug 23, 2018

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Or just click this bad boy right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

Be sure to watch the whole thing. You'll feel like you're going mad, but hold on, because it gets crazier (this is gonna hold true for the entire video basically)

Did ulillillia transfer his powers to this guy like allmight?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Spanish Manlove posted:

Did ulillillia transfer his powers to this guy like allmight?

Is Ulillillia still alive?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Is Ulillillia still alive?

He is and his life has gotten a lot better and he has a job last I checked

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Is Ulillillia still alive?

Yeah and apparently he's like kinda normal now, with a driver's license and a car and a job and also moved out of ND.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Or just click this bad boy right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

Be sure to watch the whole thing. You'll feel like you're going mad, but hold on, because it gets crazier (this is gonna hold true for the entire video basically)

Holy poo poo. Just holy poo poo.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

This makes me so happy every time. So loving happy. I'm grinning like an idiot

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Blind Rasputin posted:

Lol guys this is the meme thread

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Blind Rasputin posted:

Holy poo poo. Just holy poo poo.

bet you weren't expecting parallel loving universes

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
We all need somebody to meme on.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


i cant believe audience standin TJ "henry" yoshii ended up switching sides, who can we trust to keep these half a presses in line

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Indecisive posted:

i cant believe audience standin TJ "henry" yoshii ended up switching sides, who can we trust to keep these half a presses in line



...it's not a speedrun, yoshi, you idiot, you absolute moron

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
At first I thought maybe I'm just old and I maybe these kids aren't insane losers, it's just me who is of touch

But there are plenty of adults who care about that stuff too. So I just have to conclude that there are too many insane losers in the world

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

theflyingorc posted:

...it's not a speedrun, yoshi, you idiot, you absolute moron
can't wait for "speedrun" to eventually just mean any kind of challenge run

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

It's just about finding the syncing speed to travel a qpu to gently caress your scuttlebuddy

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



theflyingorc posted:

...it's not a speedrun, yoshi, you idiot, you absolute moron

Yeah, it is. It's a TAS.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I get the impression his bedroom smells like farts and Mac n cheese.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Or just click this bad boy right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

Be sure to watch the whole thing. You'll feel like you're going mad, but hold on, because it gets crazier (this is gonna hold true for the entire video basically)

Oh god. So classic.

12+ hours and about 1000 b presses but he got through with only 1 A press.

Who asked for this? What an absolute treasure of a madman.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

theflyingorc posted:

...it's not a speedrun, yoshi, you idiot, you absolute moron

yes it is, it's a challenge speedrun

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Bombadilillo posted:

Oh god. So classic.

12+ hours and about 1000 b presses but he got through with only 1 A press.

Who asked for this? What an absolute treasure of a madman.

I think you'll find on a careful rewatch that your A-press count is off by roughly 0.5 presses. hth

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Zzulu posted:

At first I thought maybe I'm just old and I maybe these kids aren't insane losers, it's just me who is of touch

But there are plenty of adults who care about that stuff too. So I just have to conclude that there are too many insane losers in the world

Insane, sure, but nobody who understands Mario 64 well enough to do that to it is a loser

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Spanish Manlove posted:

Yeah and apparently he's like kinda normal now, with a driver's license and a car and a job and also moved out of ND.

I think he moved to florida and the state surprisingly got more normal

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


where are the memes

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Cliff notes for those of us not familiar with the guy?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Zzulu posted:

At first I thought maybe I'm just old and I maybe these kids aren't insane losers, it's just me who is of touch

But there are plenty of adults who care about that stuff too. So I just have to conclude that there are too many insane losers in the world

Pretty sure that's the right conclusion. I don't know poo poo about Mario 64, but that video seems to mostly about understanding integer overflow, basic geometry, and console programming limitations, then applying it to power gaming a children's videogame while inventing a bunch of obfuscating terms along the way. It's all so uninteresting.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Warbird posted:

Cliff notes for those of us not familiar with the guy?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Takoluka posted:

Yeah, it is. It's a TAS.

It's TA but it isn't S

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
Take your 0.5 A presses to the gaming forum and post some fuckin memes.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Kuros posted:

Take your 0.5 A presses to the gaming forum and post some fuckin memes.


If you want that gone, take your poo poo to Cavern of COBOL, mate. :colbert:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
It's a speedrun because his criteria is 1. A presses 2. time. So two runs with the same number of A presses are judged by speed. That's why if you look at his other videos he'll post poo poo like "figured out a faster strat to do x level in y presses" even though he could already do it in y presses.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I contend that the very notion of humping a soggy incline to build up speed for 12 hours is fundamentally antithetical to the Speedrun

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
It's not a speedrun, it's an A press challenge. A move that uses fewer A presses takes priority over a move that takes less time. If there's a shorter move that uses fewer presses, they'll go with that, but otherwise it's presses first.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

SpacePig posted:

It's not a speedrun, it's an A press challenge. A move that uses fewer A presses takes priority over a move that takes less time. If there's a shorter move that uses fewer presses, they'll go with that, but otherwise it's presses first.

Why just A Presses and not total input presses :iiam: hes slamming b like mad the whole time. But thank god he moved right from a previous level holding a so it only counts as .5

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Bombadilillo posted:

Why just A Presses and not total input presses :iiam: hes slamming b like mad the whole time. But thank god he moved right from a previous level holding a so it only counts as .5

I guess because it's a challenge to beat a platformer by using the least amount of jumps.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Bombadilillo posted:

Why just A Presses and not total input presses :iiam: hes slamming b like mad the whole time. But thank god he moved right from a previous level holding a so it only counts as .5

lol if you think he doesn't also have no button press stars as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih3aBGxWzJA

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