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Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Fallom posted:

Fix your city bitch

:wrongcity:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
:tutbutt::ocelot::parrot:

https://i.imgur.com/5h9h0Vi.mp4

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

It'll just be a hundred pages of screaming.

Pssssh, as if we'll still teach history by then.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Sure we will, it'll just be more like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23SVHUPrUJ4

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Schadenfreude: Australian politics. Everyone could be PM, we literally don't know.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/peterhartlaub/status/1031764296240222208?s=19

Sorry to inform you, but your son is a meth addict in making.

That raw stuff is good poo poo, homie

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

Leavemywife posted:

When it comes to this Presidency, I cannot wait to see what textbooks have to say about it.

"Whatever its exact causes or circumstances, experts agree that the Trump Presidency was the last and greatest expression of a theme fifty years in the making: The Boomers hosed America."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ewe2 posted:

Schadenfreude: Australian politics. Everyone could be PM, we literally don't know.

https://twitter.com/PeterDutton5/status/1032436554776621056

https://twitter.com/PeterDutton5/status/1032440160603045889

https://twitter.com/PeterDutton5/status/1032442634483191810

Memento has a new favorite as of 08:15 on Aug 23, 2018

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
So, American Peter Dutton's Soul Popped popcorn looks and sounds pretty delicious. However, that could just be the fat goon inside me speaking:

https://twitter.com/PeterDutton5/status/1032472943148904448

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

ewe2 posted:

Schadenfreude: Australian politics. Everyone could be PM, we literally don't know.

Brazilian politics: The second place in the poll estimates is a white supremacist, bible thumper, all-phobic who has a very hard on for the military. The first place is in jail and can't be elected.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSDAvqxPVw

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Yup, Brazil wins for that one

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Looks like the BUK stops here :haw:

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Untrustable posted:

I know it's not politics or nihilism related but a quick PSA:

Hey, *sits in chair backwards* round bales are loving crazy heavy and if they start rolling somehow please get away. Also. Don't park your truck in high, dry grass, because it'll start a fire. I lost almost 20 round bales to fire last year. The fire department came out and we used a backhoe and a bulldozer to push them into a pond. So in conclusion: don't live on a farm.

Hear ye, hear ye. Round bales are not to be trusted if they get away from you. Just like how that resting dairy bull looks like sweetie. Maybe I should pet him.

In the '90s, I had a friend that found a murdered man wrapped up in a round bale. Best guess, it was a major drug deal gone south near Pine Ridge. There had been other drug related murders in the area. We've all seen the fake jeans and boots that farmers will stick in the end of a round bale. In this case, it was real.

Never be a farmer.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Serephina posted:

Yup, Brazil wins for that one

I think Papua New Guinea tried that as well as Nauru, or was it Fiji? I have a dim memory of someone's police minister being in jail...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032495180530835456

Trump was having a bad 1:00 AM.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

He seriously has to have a mental illness. His tantrums are worse than Veruca Salt's.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Hillary Clinton must be getting pretty tired of holding her arm out shouting "YOU SEE!" followed by sighing

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

mostlygray posted:

Hear ye, hear ye. Round bales are not to be trusted if they get away from you. Just like how that resting dairy bull looks like sweetie. Maybe I should pet him.

In the '90s, I had a friend that found a murdered man wrapped up in a round bale. Best guess, it was a major drug deal gone south near Pine Ridge. There had been other drug related murders in the area. We've all seen the fake jeans and boots that farmers will stick in the end of a round bale. In this case, it was real.

Never be a farmer.

Being a farmer is several times more dangerous than being a cop, but you don't see a lot of thin green line bumper stickers

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

canyoneer posted:

Being a farmer is several times more dangerous than being a cop, but you don't see a lot of thin green line bumper stickers

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/992868435099926529

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/PatrickGerard01/status/1031920228098355200

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





lol owned

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/status/1030105026197430272

I think the schaden is on us for existing in the same universe as this book. Please give this tweet thread a read.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/status/1030105026197430272

I think the schaden is on us for existing in the same universe as this book. Please give this tweet thread a read.

Did you never do rebus puzzles as a kid? This is nothing new to Those Damned Millennials that everyone is so afraid of

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i want to fit in a butt

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/status/1030105026197430272

I think the schaden is on us for existing in the same universe as this book. Please give this tweet thread a read.

I want to put my fist your butthole, but I don't want to smoke.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure it's about butt stuff.

edit: Beaten.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Pretty sure it's about butt stuff.

edit: Fisted.

FTFY

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/status/1030105026197430272

I think the schaden is on us for existing in the same universe as this book. Please give this tweet thread a read.

The first is a desire for anal fisting
The second indicates that they have a desire for healthy lungs

What's so hard about this

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
I want to put it in your butt. I don't want to smoke.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The real schad is that it could be accomplished with:
🍆🍑
🚭

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://youtu.be/PZsEwPqTsOw

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

With the grayscale picture, it reads to me as "I want to flex tray butt."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I saw 'in peach' and assumed it was about Trump.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Elfface posted:

I saw 'in peach' and assumed it was about Trump.

It's the rear end in a top hat. So synonymous

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
"Mad props" to the trollish youth who snuck in an anal fisting reference into both an anti-drug campaign and a clueless scholarly book.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Security guard records himself getting fired.

https://alt1023fm.iheart.com/featured/mackin/content/2018-08-23-farting-security-guard-tapes-himself-getting-fired-for-going-viral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVr8FvLataQ


What did he do to deserve this? He would record himself farting while on the job.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjkg3/this-security-guard-filmed-all-his-farts-for-six-months-and-went-viral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECnmDUPS0vY

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/status/1030105026197430272

I think the schaden is on us for existing in the same universe as this book. Please give this tweet thread a read.

Eye one Ant Victory Fist in my peach - Eye don't one Ant Victory Cigarette.
I want a victorious fist in my puss, I don't want a victory cigarette.

Easy.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Huge missed opportunity by not going with "Paul Shart" imo

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Modus Pwnens posted:

"Paul Shart"

Mods please

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