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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1031181249665282050

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
You better believe I liked that tweet

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Andre Silva already has more goals st Sevilla than he did at Milan

canepazzo
May 29, 2006




Someone should buy Tanc an account cause he owns.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
De Rossi wore his own captain's armband yesterday, and Roma will probably be fined.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
With Chievo and Lazio I thought we saw two instances of players faking head injury to spoil a corner but I guess they were both legitimate. Disappointed to be quite honest

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Frosinone is insanely bad.

Gomez is tearing them a new rear end in a top hat almost every time he gets the ball.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Gigi Galli posted:

Frosinone is insanely bad.

Gomez is tearing them a new rear end in a top hat almost every time he gets the ball.

good

gently caress frosinone

I almost want to watch their games solely to root against them

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1031921575061319681

This SMM is insanely good. Also makes for a good pic for OP.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Manolas and (I think) Belotti had an epic hand gesture argument too that made me laugh.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Italian is only about 15% what actually comes out of your mouth, the rest is hand gestures and inflection. :discourse:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1031938689545461760
One year extension, but also a big salary increase, which should hopefully stop transfer rumors about him in every window.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Apparently Illicic has an infection on his lymphnodes or something. Hes been in and ojt of the hospital for weeks because it wasnt responding to medication

Hope hes ok.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Robviously posted:

Italian is only about 15% what actually comes out of your mouth, the rest is hand gestures and inflection. :discourse:

In the book Congo that was made in to a lovely movie, the linguist caharacter explains to someone how if an alien came to earth and landed in Rome, they would assume that language was mostly gesticulating, punctuated by verbal exclamations. I've always laughed at that.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/jup1897/status/1031993592573829120

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Would

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Marchisio trained with the Juve squad one last time today :(

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse


This is Djibril Cisse without a haircut, joining Vicenza, now in Serie D

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Charlotte Hornets posted:



This is Djibril Cisse without a haircut, joining Vicenza, now in Serie D

AC Vicenza 1902, who might actually end up in the terza categoria because they couldn't even register in D.

Vicenza refers to Lanerossi Vicenza Virtus, who were just Vicenza Calcio up until last year.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
I remember Cisse from my earliest days of following the sport- now going to bang in loads of goals against part-time footballers. Good for him.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Sky Sports in Italy has gone full blown Juventus TV, it's sickening. It was bad before but CR7 really broke their brains.

They started asking random people during pressers (for example, Florenzi after Torino Roma, Gasperini yesterday in the pre-Europa League press): "How does it feel to be playing in Serie A now that Ronaldo also plays here? Is there any particular emotion you feel, anything that comes up?"

Bitch 20 years ago I was watching Batistuta Ronaldo (the other good one) Crespo Totti Weah play in the same league what the gently caress are you talking about.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

canepazzo posted:

Sky Sports in Italy has gone full blown Juventus TV, it's sickening. It was bad before but CR7 really broke their brains.

They started asking random people during pressers (for example, Florenzi after Torino Roma, Gasperini yesterday in the pre-Europa League press): "How does it feel to be playing in Serie A now that Ronaldo also plays here? Is there any particular emotion you feel, anything that comes up?"

Bitch 20 years ago I was watching Batistuta Ronaldo (the other good one) Crespo Totti Weah play in the same league what the gently caress are you talking about.

https://twitter.com/FedericoManasse/status/1032531029725245440

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/1032616414694256642
that sounds about right

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

hey, it worked for Marseille (so far!)

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



the thing about criminals is, they come to Italy for rehabilitation.

So to speak.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFg1ZDCNCTk

For those who didn't watch Chieve vs Juventus. Pretty amazing how much Chievo fans showed respect to Ronaldo.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





HOLY poo poo THATS THE DUDE THAT RAN A CON WHILE BANGING ANNE HATHAWAY

I HATE HIM BECAUSE I ENVY HIM

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Troy Queef posted:

HOLY poo poo THATS THE DUDE THAT RAN A CON WHILE BANGING ANNE HATHAWAY

I HATE HIM BECAUSE I ENVY HIM

Oh right, I remember all of that now.

Yes, he's the perfect candidate to own Palermo.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Troy Queef posted:

HOLY poo poo THATS THE DUDE THAT RAN A CON WHILE BANGING ANNE HATHAWAY

I HATE HIM BECAUSE I ENVY HIM

Me too

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Troy Queef posted:

HOLY poo poo THATS THE DUDE THAT RAN A CON WHILE BANGING ANNE HATHAWAY

I HATE HIM BECAUSE I ENVY HIM

I looked him up on wikipedia

Dude tried to rip-off Bill Clinton. :discourse:

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Sandwolf posted:

the thing about criminals is, they come to Italy for rehabilitation.

So to speak.

Aren't all the Russians who own Premier League teams criminals too? It worked out for them.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




trem_two posted:

Yes, he's the perfect candidate to own Palermo.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
phwoar https://streamja.com/gwav

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
Milan good? So far they are playing well.

EDIT: lol of course right when I post that Napoli score

EDIT again: nevermind Milan bad. Napoli has looked incredible in the second half

AlbertFlasher fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 25, 2018

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Milan gonna Milan

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Napoli did the same poo poo against Lazio. First half playing like garbage, second half become unbeatable. If Milan get a point out of this it would be a miracle.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Don’t worry, paddyboat is here and Milan never poo poo the bed when I’m watching.










Disclaimer: this is absolutely not true.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
:suicide:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
*tugs at collar*

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AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
Holy poo poo Napoli! Great goal by Mertens!

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