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Blade Runner posted:Is it a camera in the toilet that records you pissing or a camera stealthily inserted into your urethra before the event to be pissed out into said toilet Neither. It's a camera that allows you to spray piss on people remotely
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a mysterious cloak posted:Last time I went to olive garden some kid was running around naked showing everyone his butthole
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Aug 23, 2018 18:00
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Lots of that kiss cam stuff is staged anyway, at least the ones with ridiculous reactions. Same with the fan walking down the aisle with a bunch of popcorn and then having a mascot or something hilariously fall into them causing poo poo to just fly into the air.
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Leon Einstein posted:Lots of that kiss cam stuff is staged anyway, at least the ones with ridiculous reactions. Same with the fan walking down the aisle with a bunch of popcorn and then having a mascot or something hilariously fall into them causing poo poo to just fly into the air. i bet you tell little kids santa isn't real
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:i bet you tell little kids santa isn't real He goes to Olive Garden and tells the guests their food isn't actually Italian
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Aug 23, 2018 18:27
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gatekeeping pasta is a pretty autistic thing to do
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Aesop Poprock posted:I feel like the majority of the dudes who go for the super awkward public marriage propositions are just acting out tropes from movies and are either just friends with, barely have been dating or severely misread their girlfriend. Like if you’re casually seeing someone maybe not try to force a ring on them on the Jumbotron I worked on a case where this happened at an amphitheatre at a jam band show (the guy was rich and had a connect with the band and got them to announce it during the show), and the lady said no. The guy jumped off the top of the parking deck after the show, landing on his head and instantly killing himself. I don't think that was scripted.
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Aug 23, 2018 18:46
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here it comes  https://www.pastapass.com/
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gary oldmans diary posted:here it comes oh god yes 
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Aug 23, 2018 19:00
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the buy button became active before the timer went down and thats when you were supposed to hit it. bullshit man. bullshit!
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Miserable Maid posted:I think another big thing, besides what had been said earlier, is that the consistency is a big thing. Chain restaurants are pretty much exactly the same quality every visit, more or less. Same factory ships the stuff, chefs must follow exact cooking directions from corporate, etc. The appeal of this depends on where you are. There are large parts of the Midwest and Deep South that are basically food deserts where the local restaurants are like something out of Kitchen Nightmares. A national chain that is safe and consistently mediocre is going to be appealing in one of these places. However in civilized parts of the US, almost any local place will be better than a chain. If you are in a wealthy upscale coastal area and eat at chains over fresh local restaurants, you are a complete retard. Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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Aug 23, 2018 19:05
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 For Halloween I'm gonna be that guy who explodes from a mint in Monty Python
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Also - the Kiss Cam rules and shame on you grinches who cannot feel love.
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*kiss cam centers on dog and cat*
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I've lived most of my life in NJ or NY so I've only had decent italian food. What I'm trying to say is lol @ flyover states
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Thots and Prayers posted:
So can you like mail this around and we can all have a taste of italy?
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1redflag posted:I worked on a case where this happened at an amphitheatre at a jam band show (the guy was rich and had a connect with the band and got them to announce it during the show), and the lady said no. The guy jumped off the top of the parking deck after the show, landing on his head and instantly killing himself.
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Blue Train posted:Exactly what it sounds like I think I had a brain fart because instead of the vouyer porn stuff I was thinking some weird stadium camera thing
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I'm going to come right out and say it outside of pizza and lasagna Italian food sucks
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Blue Train posted:I'm going to come right out and say it outside of pizza and lasagna Italian food sucks Dats a'spicy opinion.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I think I had a brain fart because instead of the vouyer porn stuff I was thinking some weird stadium camera thing This would rule Just a close-up face shot of the guys pissing in the troughs
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Blue Train posted:I'm going to come right out and say it outside of pizza and lasagna Italian food sucks Check out the worst pizza thread: not even Italian pizza is safe
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Dick Fagballzson posted:I'd also like to add that almost none of the food that Americans think of Italian is actually Italian. The following foods aren't Italian: It's still Italian in the sense that most of it's made by and comes from the Italian diaspora you dingus.
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Blue Train posted:I'm going to come right out and say it outside of pizza and lasagna Italian food sucks I'm just going to leave this right here for you Mr Pizza Lover. Oven is kept going using trash, toppings on pizza are mayo and corn (I think?), and it is cut with a spackle knife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
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Dick Fagballzson posted:I'm just going to leave this right here for you. Oven is kept going using trash, toppings on pizza are mayo and corn (I think?), and it is cut with a spackle knife. This is Argentinian or something not American Italian which is the only real Italian
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Blue Train posted:This is Argentinian or something not American Italian which is the only real Italian I thought it was Brazilian but having seen the horrors of actual Italian pizza I support you on the latter
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Blue Train posted:I'm going to come right out and say it outside of pizza and lasagna Italian food sucks Lasagna is garbage and Italian food has so much more to offer than that outside of garbage rear end chains. Like arancini, real buffalo mozzarella, cacio e pepe, any amazingly delicious fish, pasta arrabbiata, eggplant parmesan, ricotta gnudi, gnocchi, anything made with ricotta, basically anything fresh that isn't Americanized bullshit slop. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lasagna is garbage and Italian food has so much more to offer than that outside of garbage as chains. Like arancini, real buffalo mozzarella, cacio e pepe, any amazingly delicious fish, pasta arrabbiata, eggplant parmesan, ricotta gnudi, gnocchi, anything made with ricotta, basically anything fresh that isn't Americanized bullshit slop. These all suck except arrabbiata and gnocchi is Middle Eastern
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Blue Train posted:These all suck except arrabbiata and gnocchi is Middle Eastern Gnocchi was maybe possibly introduced to Romans by Middle Eastern people and modern gnocchi is about as far from Arabic/Persian/etc as possible today. You suck and have no tastebuds.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Gnocchi was maybe possibly introduced to Romans by Middle Eastern people and modern gnocchi is about as far from Arabic/Persian/etc as possible today. You suck and have no tastebuds.
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I kind of wish I could try the american chain restaurants that everyone hates
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Leon Einstein posted:Potato pasta is hardly something that could only have been invented by one specific culture. Right. There are variations on gnocchi all over Europe in places like Poland and Croatia, but to say that it's Middle Eastern is absurdly dumb.
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 Oh well, guess I'll have to boil my own noodles like some sort of pleb
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LoLling absolutely forever at that
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Thots and Prayers posted:
I think you'll find that actually makes you part of the 1%, you elitist rear end in a top hat
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Dick Fagballzson posted:The appeal of this depends on where you are.... Well... Yeah. Of course places like New York and Los Angeles, and other cultural melting pots, will have tons of incredible and tasty selections at great prices too. You'd be an idiot, or have no taste, to still go for the crappy chain. But for a ton of America, a lot of local places still just kinda suck, sure to things like high overhead causing equivilant or worse pricing, lack of established infrastructure causing them to have less then fresh ingredients, lack of corperate oversight leading to dirty or lacking kitchens, etc., A few (of the many many) reasons something crazy like 80% or 90% of restaurants fail in the first year of business. Also people are lazy and just don't like to take risks about stuff like that in general, for the most part. They'd rather pass up a potentially amazing new place for an old standby, rather then potentially having a crappy experience.
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Some hedge fund did a super detailed presentation about why Olive Garden sucks. They wanted to replace the board of directors by embarrassing them I guess? https://www.businessinsider.com/the-hedge-fund-presentation-on-olive-garden-is-a-masterpiece-2014-9
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dev286 posted:Some hedge fund did a super detailed presentation about why Olive Garden sucks. Finally, a hedge fund run by goons.
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dev286 posted:Some hedge fund did a super detailed presentation about why Olive Garden sucks.
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toiletbrush posted:that's undeniably a wretched plate of food but tbf taking a picture of 'bad food' with a cellphone flash is cheating Yeah true. The hedge fund was basically trying to say that OG's food/packaging costs are too high and they have too many menu items to do any of them well.
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