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Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Could a lawyer in a state with legal weed accept such as payment, though? This is fascinating.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Javid posted:

Could a lawyer in a state with legal weed accept such as payment, though? This is fascinating.

Payments in kind are allowed.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I like reading the discipline reports in the bar journal. I've seen numerous disbarments and suspensions of lawyers I've run into over the years, always thinking they were idiots. It's always fun to see the name of a lawyer you had a problem with in the past, read the reasons for discipline, and say, "yeah that sounds about right."

Yeeeeup

See, e.g., https://www.fitsnews.com/2018/07/30/todd-kincannon-proclaims-himself-as-jesus-christ-slaughters-dog/

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

quote:

Gab – another social media platform that bills itself as more protective of free speech than Twitter.

Oh is that how we're characterizing it now?

The National Socialist Worker's Party - More Protective of Free Speech™️

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

Started a new job a few weeks ago and they just sprung a Work Product Assignment contract on me that they want me to sign. Since the job is basically writing software for a law firm I expect my employers to be more than normally aggressive in using anything I sign, so I want to be more than usually cautious.

I work and live in Illinois.

I also work as a staff writer for a tech news website (the job with the contract doesn't know about this). I also have released a few games for free and hope to sell my next one (desktop and mobile). Can you tell me if the contract is likely to cause me problems with either activity?

The part I'm mostly worried about is section 3. Work Product. "Any and all works... computer programs... invented by You within the scope or course of your employment... whether or not on-site or during working hours ... is and shall be owned solely and exclusively by Company"

LLSix fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Sep 11, 2018

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
I would probably not put that contract online just in case they might see it or link it and then go talk to an attorney since there are real IP issues involved

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Take the contract offline and talk to a lawyer.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

LLSix posted:

Started a new job a few weeks ago and they just sprung a Work Product Assignment contract on me that they want me to sign. Since the job is basically writing software for a law firm I expect my employers to be more than normally aggressive in using anything I sign, so I want to be more than usually cautious.

I work and live in Illinois. The full contract is redacted.

I also work as a staff writer for a tech news website (the job with the contract doesn't know about this). I also have released a few games for free and hope to sell my next one (desktop and mobile). Can you tell me if the contract is likely to cause me problems with either activity?

The part I'm mostly worried about is section 3. Work Product. "Any and all works... computer programs... invented by You within the scope or course of your employment... whether or not on-site or during working hours ... is and shall be owned solely and exclusively by Company"

a) Get a lawyer.

b) Non-legal advice: law firms will get reaaaaaaaally pissed at moonlighting employees who don't tell the firm about it. You're a code monkey and therefore don't have ethics, but law firms have ethical obligations and failure to abide by them can have serious consequences. The firm might not care that you write for a tech news website, if you tell them... but they WILL care if they find out because a client is trying to sue the tech news website and whoops a law firm employee works for that site, or because their name gets dragged through the mud because of a story you write. Whatever the contract says (I didn't look), you will want to handle disclosing to the firm your outside employment.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Could one of the residents go into more detail and background about what a noisy withdrawal entails and looks like? Relevant due to recent national events.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

LLSix posted:

Started a new job a few weeks ago and they just sprung a Work Product Assignment contract on me that they want me to sign. Since the job is basically writing software for a law firm I expect my employers to be more than normally aggressive in using anything I sign, so I want to be more than usually cautious.

I work and live in Illinois. The full contract is here.

I also work as a staff writer for a tech news website (the job with the contract doesn't know about this). I also have released a few games for free and hope to sell my next one (desktop and mobile). Can you tell me if the contract is likely to cause me problems with either activity?

The part I'm mostly worried about is section 3. Work Product. "Any and all works... computer programs... invented by You within the scope or course of your employment... whether or not on-site or during working hours ... is and shall be owned solely and exclusively by Company"

You should at least redact the name of the company in the contract, my man.

The provision you've highlighted looks pretty typical, but if you are planning on doing your own programming on the side you should consult with a local attorney before signing to get a better understanding of what you'd be signing away.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Quite a few of the IT tools that are commonly used were at one point written in house by drones to get their work done. Firms don't want to loose that cash or advantage anymore.

Groundskeeper Silly
Sep 1, 2005

My philosophy...
The first rule is:
You look good.
If I steal cash off of a restaurant table/bar that was left for the tab and tip, who am I legally stealing from? Does it matter that the staff hasn't taken delivery of the money yet (like in the Fast and the Furious where Vin Diesel hasn't taken delivery of Paul Walker's car when Johnny Tran blows it up and that's why Paul Walker has to find him another one)? Is that even a thing that matters or exists in a court case, which person the $5 was stolen from?

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Don’t steal people’s tips, dude.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



You're stealing from the server.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Or possibly the restaurant.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Look Sir Droids posted:

Or possibly the restaurant.

In which case they're stealing from the server either literally or ethically.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In California, you're stealing from the manager who then decides if his people get tips.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Can’t wait for the spirited “wouldn’t it be abandoned property?” argument from OP.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure you're stealing from the dining guest

- For a commercial transaction (i'm paying you for your service of my food), tender is delivery of the funds at the agreed-upon time and in the agreed upon manner (according to commercial custom in this case) but a transaction is not complete until acceptance of the tender, so while the eater has tendered the funds, the transaction has not yet consummated because the server has not 'accepted' them yet, so its still the payor's money.

- Likewise if its a gift, the gift is not complete until the donee (pronounced "dough-knee") accepts it, so a gift hasn't been consummated either, and you're stealing from the donor(customer)


Unless
- you could argue that if time and place of tender are pre-agreed upon (on the table with the check), then the tender is deemed accepted upon delivery, but I don't remember that much about UCC

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

UCC can get rightly hosed

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
you're stealing from the waiter's drug dealer

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Phil Moscowitz posted:

Oh is that how we're characterizing it now?

The National Socialist Worker's Party - More Protective of Free Speech™️

I just went to the website and why does it default to Russia as your location if you try to join

(I didn't join)

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

blarzgh posted:

I'm pretty sure you're stealing from the dining guest

- For a commercial transaction (i'm paying you for your service of my food), tender is delivery of the funds at the agreed-upon time and in the agreed upon manner (according to commercial custom in this case) but a transaction is not complete until acceptance of the tender, so while the eater has tendered the funds, the transaction has not yet consummated because the server has not 'accepted' them yet, so its still the payor's money.

- Likewise if its a gift, the gift is not complete until the donee (pronounced "dough-knee") accepts it, so a gift hasn't been consummated either, and you're stealing from the donor(customer)


Unless
- you could argue that if time and place of tender are pre-agreed upon (on the table with the check), then the tender is deemed accepted upon delivery, but I don't remember that much about UCC

I would argue acceptance is implied by custom and/or regular course of business. Assuming the customer has left.

Look Sir Droids fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Aug 23, 2018

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
I'd assert that payment has occurred when cash hits the table, or everyone who puts down (cost of meal + round up to nearest denomination) and leaves is committing a dine and dash because the waitress hasn't come around to take it yet.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



blarzgh posted:

I'm pretty sure you're stealing from the dining guest

- For a commercial transaction (i'm paying you for your service of my food), tender is delivery of the funds at the agreed-upon time and in the agreed upon manner (according to commercial custom in this case) but a transaction is not complete until acceptance of the tender, so while the eater has tendered the funds, the transaction has not yet consummated because the server has not 'accepted' them yet, so its still the payor's money.

- Likewise if its a gift, the gift is not complete until the donee (pronounced "dough-knee") accepts it, so a gift hasn't been consummated either, and you're stealing from the donor(customer)


Unless
- you could argue that if time and place of tender are pre-agreed upon (on the table with the check), then the tender is deemed accepted upon delivery, but I don't remember that much about UCC

under $500 UCC can pound sand.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
I feel like the realistic outcome is "they call the cops who don't show up because it's $4" possibly followed by "the cook and busboy run out and beat the poo poo out of you" depending on how tight the staff is. Ianal tho

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Mr. Nice! posted:

under $500 UCC can pound sand.

Also having your table waited is a service, not a good. Services aren't UCC.


I feel like either the restaurant or the waiter owns the tip after the customer has left, in the sense that the restaurant can refuse entry to the customer if he enters to try and get his tip back (I think, though my logic might be circular here).

At that point it's an open question whether it's the restaurant or the waiter, which is probably a labor department reg more than anything else.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
This will keep me up

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


blarzgh posted:

This will keep me up

Lawyers get turned on by the strangest things.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

Vox Nihili posted:

You should at least redact the name of the company in the contract, my man.

The provision you've highlighted looks pretty typical, but if you are planning on doing your own programming on the side you should consult with a local attorney before signing to get a better understanding of what you'd be signing away.

Thank you. I should have done that yes and have now done so.

Kalman posted:

b) Non-legal advice: law firms will get reaaaaaaaally pissed at moonlighting employees who don't tell the firm about it. You're a code monkey and therefore don't have ethics, but law firms have ethical obligations and failure to abide by them can have serious consequences. The firm might not care that you write for a tech news website, if you tell them... but they WILL care if they find out because a client is trying to sue the tech news website and whoops a law firm employee works for that site, or because their name gets dragged through the mud because of a story you write. Whatever the contract says (I didn't look), you will want to handle disclosing to the firm your outside employment.
I am not clear how a business has any ethical need to know anything about what I do outside their offices, but I will take your advice and make sure they know.

LLSix fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Aug 24, 2018

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Anything you do that may reflect on the firm matters. Especially when your side job is related to what you do at the firm. It’s not just ethical concerns.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
I mean you can hold out for an ethical employer if you want to...

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Look Sir Droids posted:

Anything you do that may reflect on the firm matters. Especially when your side job is related to what you do at the firm. It’s not just ethical concerns.

Yeah, especially these days when poo poo can blow up on twitter overnight.

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LLSix posted:

I am not clear how a business has any ethical need to know anything about what I do outside their offices, but I will take your advice and make sure they know.

Like it or not, it's super easy in the US à to get fired due to conduct your employer considers inappropriate, regardless of where that conduct occurred.

Groundskeeper Silly
Sep 1, 2005

My philosophy...
The first rule is:
You look good.
Thanks for replies about stealing tips. For the record, it's not something I have done or plan to do, and I know I would be taking money out of the waiter's pocket.

Followup: what if I slide someone else's tip onto my pile of cash? The bartender gets the same amount of money, but they think I'm a big tipper instead of the other guy. Is that illegal? Fraud of some kind?

Also not something I plan on doing.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

LLSix posted:

Thank you. I should have done that yes and have now done so.

I am not clear how a business has any ethical need to know anything about what I do outside their offices, but I will take your advice and make sure they know.

It varies depending on where you work, but it’s not hard to imagine. You wanna work for a law firm. What a lawyer does in his/her free time outside the office is important, a lawyer’s ethical duty continues outside of work often, and often extends to that firms non lawyer staff. For example, if an attorney in your firm is out there shoplifting in his free time, that reflects on his trustworthiness to hold client funds, etc. the one already mentioned, a potential conflict of interest, is serious to a law firm

If you work in a sensitive field, maybe national security related, weapons manufacturing, highly classified/confidential work, etc, then your employer will be very interested In what you do in your free time.

You don’t stop being an employee when you leave the office

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

Groundskeeper Silly posted:

Thanks for replies about stealing tips. For the record, it's not something I have done or plan to do, and I know I would be taking money out of the waiter's pocket.

Followup: what if I slide someone else's tip onto my pile of cash? The bartender gets the same amount of money, but they think I'm a big tipper instead of the other guy. Is that illegal? Fraud of some kind?

Also not something I plan on doing.

If you return to that bar, it’s fraudulent inducement by making the bartender treat you better

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Groundskeeper Silly posted:

Thanks for replies about stealing tips. For the record, it's not something I have done or plan to do, and I know I would be taking money out of the waiter's pocket.

Followup: what if I slide someone else's tip onto my pile of cash? The bartender gets the same amount of money, but they think I'm a big tipper instead of the other guy. Is that illegal? Fraud of some kind?

Also not something I plan on doing.

“Asking for a friend.”

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Groundskeeper Silly posted:

Thanks for replies about stealing tips. For the record, it's not something I have done or plan to do, and I know I would be taking money out of the waiter's pocket.

Followup: what if I slide someone else's tip onto my pile of cash? The bartender gets the same amount of money, but they think I'm a big tipper instead of the other guy. Is that illegal? Fraud of some kind?

Also not something I plan on doing.

My dude, why is this need to know legal advice? Are you writing law school exam questions?

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Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Look Sir Droids posted:

My dude, why is this need to know legal advice? Are you writing law school exam questions?

In the day this thread was a mix of people asking 'hypothetical' questions and people asking genuine hypotheticals about how the law works. "Who am I technically stealing from if I take a tip that hasn't been picked up yet?" is actually one of the more interesting ones.

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