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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Dead

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Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
That whole last page was gold.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007







Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Crosspostin from auspol:

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
That's a bloody outrage, it is!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Hehehehe. It's funny because it's true.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQKJ69bBiQ

P E E - P E E - S O A K E D - H E C K - H O L E

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe

Krazyface posted:

Crosspostin from auspol:



Lmao

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Krazyface posted:

Crosspostin from auspol:



Explanation for non aussies?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Guessing there's a crisis going on and they don't know who the next prime minister will be

xsuperkidx
Sep 21, 2000

Bread Liar

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i made this for elsewhere but might as well post it here because i've got simpsons poisoning

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

i made this for elsewhere but might as well post it here because i've got simpsons poisoning



:rip: Jose, permabanned for leaking the mod forum

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

One quality page of simpsons memes after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once - just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves! But they won't! They won't let me live!

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


PittTheElder posted:

Explanation for non aussies?

Basically everybody knows that Australia will have a new Prime Minister and has known since Monday and even before then, but they won't know who it is for another five or so hours. It could be one of three or four people.

This is like the fifth time this decade that this has happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RezOh7pSzxc

Teddybear fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 23, 2018

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

PittTheElder posted:

Explanation for non aussies?

The way I heard it is that the person with the 2nd highest total number of votes is an openly racist piece of poo poo and has multiple other negatives against him.

Why does Mr. Second Place matter?

Because the person with the most votes is currently in jail, and unable to take office.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



CzarChasm posted:

The way I heard it is that the person with the 2nd highest total number of votes is an openly racist piece of poo poo and has multiple other negatives against him.

Why does Mr. Second Place matter?

Because the person with the most votes is currently in jail, and unable to take office.

truly the most Australian of situations.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
Racist criminal fake continent lives up to it's reputation once again.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I really should have made that cunts instead of clowns.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Monkey Fracas posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQKJ69bBiQ

P E E - P E E - S O A K E D - H E C K - H O L E

I maintain - Y E S - is the best dankmus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEMhtDMD4G0

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

CzarChasm posted:

The way I heard it is that the person with the 2nd highest total number of votes is an openly racist piece of poo poo and has multiple other negatives against him.

Why does Mr. Second Place matter?

Because the person with the most votes is currently in jail, and unable to take office.

Part 1 is partially true. Part 2 is entirely false

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



lmao

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


I wonder what's got him so thrilled?

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

CzarChasm posted:

The way I heard it is that the person with the 2nd highest total number of votes is an openly racist piece of poo poo and has multiple other negatives against him.

Why does Mr. Second Place matter?

Because the person with the most votes is currently in jail, and unable to take office.

3rd place is in a lake naked on an innertube.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I wonder what's got him so thrilled?



Thrillho?

:dudsmile:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
From the point of view of an American Simpsons fan who isn't too familiar with what's going on, basically one of the members of the Australian parliament said "That's not a Presidency, THIS is a Presidency and then somebody else said "That's not a Presidency, that's a spoon. And you're ineligible to decide what's a knife due to the Constitution" and then the first guy said "Oh I see you've played Presidency spoony before!" And now everything is really confused and up in the air.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Shush, disparaging Australian politics is a bootable offence.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The fun part is that all this ridiculousness in the thread makes just as much sense as any given reason why the government thinks booting the Prime Minister is even worth it.

We haven't had a Prime Minister finish a full term since 2007. (possibly not coincidentally after the longest serving prime minister in Australian history finally got the boot)

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

(possibly not coincidentally after the longest serving prime minister in Australian history finally got the boot)

How big of a boot?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Ghost Leviathan posted:

The fun part is that all this ridiculousness in the thread makes just as much sense as any given reason why the government thinks booting the Prime Minister is even worth it.

We haven't had a Prime Minister finish a full term since 2007. (possibly not coincidentally after the longest serving prime minister in Australian history finally got the boot)

Booting the booter is a bootable offense!

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007





spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

omg

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Or "Hammy", as he liked to be called,

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I am positive someone has done this joke before and better, but v:shobon:v

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

SpacePig posted:

How big of a boot?



not too far off

E: he lost his seat in his last election as PM which is a hell of a boot, or at least used to be, I think even going to an election as PM is a rare privilege now

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


yes, yes, this

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