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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lurdiak posted:

Are we talking about how much Superman sucks?

Well, we know Kryptonians blow.



(Follow up panel of the population of Kandor being smashed to paste by a sudden massive increase of air pressure not included.)

Also, I think this requires no explanation.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
If your ideal Superman depiction is one where he's wrecking everything around him, you're wrong.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

Well, we know Kryptonians blow.



(Follow up panel of the population of Kandor being smashed to paste by a sudden massive increase of air pressure not included.)

Also, I think this requires no explanation.



I like that the Clarks take care to point out that on their world everybody's short but they don't address that there are five of them. Way to bury the lede, Kent(s).

Anyway, All-New Wolverine 31




Oh and I'm trying to clear out my images folder because it's gotten too fat

Infinitum posted:

Have AIM soldiers ever commented on how loving dumb their helmets look?

Avengers 36

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Aug 22, 2018

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Seems pretty messed up for Roberto to call them Zebras all the time. Kinda racist.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Old comics, being weird.











Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Old comics, being weird.


Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS HYPNO-TOAD

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

TwoPair posted:

I like that the Clarks take care to point out that on their world everybody's short but they don't address that there are five of them. Way to bury the lede, Kent(s).

Anyway, All-New Wolverine 31




Oh and I'm trying to clear out my images folder because it's gotten too fat


Avengers 36



AN Wolverine is so charming

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Man they are just scraping the bottom of the barrel for Doodle ideas.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Who ?un it?

Who cares?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Well of course!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

As a trusted media personality, Clark Kent could be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I bet Lois isn't shocked at all. There was always something ant-ish about him...

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


davidspackage posted:

I bet Lois isn't shocked at all. There was always something ant-ish about him...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That 1000 yard stare gives me the impression that Superman can't walk more than 3 feet without somebody pointing a gun in his face and screaming,"JUST CHECKING, BOSS!"

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Aug 24, 2018

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I wonder if Standard Operating Procedure for Police departments is to shoot Superman to confirm he is The Real Superman and not an impostor.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Infinitum posted:

I wonder if Standard Operating Procedure for Police departments is to shoot Superman to confirm he is The Real Superman and not an impostor.

Pretty harsh sentencing guidelines for impersonating Superman.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jerusalem posted:

That 1000 yard stare gives me the impression that Superman can't walk more than 3 feet without somebody pointing a guy in his face and screaming,"JUST CHECKING, BOSS!"

I read that comic recently. If I remember correctly, Superman is split into good Clark Kent and evil Superman by red kryptonite and Superman instantly becomes a mad god king. Clark is shot by the police (I think pulling that same identifying stunt?) and has to be given a kryptonite heart like Metallo in order to survive.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Janet Van Dyne, one of the Earth's Mightiest Heroes.




poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Infinitum posted:

I wonder if Standard Operating Procedure for Police departments is to shoot Superman to confirm he is The Real Superman and not an impostor.

So American police are just trying to find out if unarmed people are secretly Superman

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Multiversity - The Society of Superheroes: Dr. Fate and friends are in a fight (it's another universe so don't ask why he has guns)



Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

TwoPair posted:

Multiversity - The Society of Superheroes: Dr. Fate and friends are in a fight (it's another universe so don't ask why he has guns)





Not as bad as '90s "Fate" where some dufus melted down the helmet and amulet to make throwing knives and was infected by some magical Lord of Order body shifting virus or whatever (and it was so dumb I'm not looking it up).

I love Dr. Fate's Rocketeer cosplay outfit though.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I was just thinking that. I would have believed that it was some sort of amalgam comic situation.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Various.







Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


goatface posted:

I was just thinking that. I would have believed that it was some sort of amalgam comic situation.

It’s a more pulp style universe.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



goatface posted:

I was just thinking that. I would have believed that it was some sort of amalgam comic situation.

Yeah, it was basically Dr. Fate as Doc Savage.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
I love everything about that Dr. Fate.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Multiversity was all good, but the Thunderworld issue was probably the best comic I've read in the last five years.

e: From that issue:

wiegieman fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Aug 24, 2018

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

wiegieman posted:

Multiversity was all good, but the Thunderworld issue was probably the best comic I've read in the last five years.

e: From that issue:



The accessibility of Sagan!
The obscurity of Ising!
The ego of Von Neuman!
The archaicness of Aristotle!
The gravitas of Newton!
The delight of Archimedes!

Omnipotent Fist
Aug 18, 2018

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Nonvalueadded User posted:

The accessibility of Sagan!
The obscurity of Ising!
The ego of Von Neuman!

The archaicness of Aristotle!
The gravitas of Newton!
The delight of Archimedes!

The enormous cans of Sofia Vergara!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

From Beyond the Unknown #1 (1969)

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Standing close to an atomic bomb exploding does in fact impact your hearing






Along with all your other bodily functions

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


site posted:

Standing close to an atomic bomb exploding does in fact impact your hearing






Along with all your other bodily functions

Why do you think the Hulk yells all the time? Poor guy is deaf as a post.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Zaodai posted:

Why do you think the Hulk yells all the time? Poor guy is deaf as a post.

An uncharitable person might think you were making fun of Lou Ferrigno here. :D

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Not that I would shy away from making a joke at the expense of others, but I actually did not know Lou Ferrigno was (mostly) deaf. So I guess it works on multiple levels. :v:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Uh, Bruce Banner was exposed to a gamma bomb, not an atomic one.
:goonsay:

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Darthemed posted:

Uh, Bruce Banner was exposed to a gamma bomb, not an atomic one.
:goonsay:

Hydrogen Bombs basically use atom bombs as their starter source, so it is entirely possible the Gamma Bomb does too, making him technically near an atom bomb detonation. :colbert:

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Darthemed posted:


From Beyond the Unknown #1 (1969)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tekhh7Iy-sM

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